Police Find Graffiti,Investigation Follows

Franklin , Tennessee @ The Crib - BVD News was live on the scene - The Franklin Police Station was abuzz ass graffiti was found on the police Chief's office walls , again.

BVD: Chief , what's the story here? How could someone get inside your office and do such a thing? Why Chief? Why?
Chief jackie: Well BVD , it's all a simple misunderstanding. You see , I can't see without my glasses , which at the present time are lost again and my COMCASTIC COMCAST repairman knows this and so he left me a message , telling me he fixed it is all. Everything's Kool.
BVD: Wooooow , of course. I should have known
jackie: You don't know the half of it. In this place , I catch Hell , every time the Playboy channel goes down

The Chief's Iphone rings-
jackie: Yes M'am. Oh Yes M'aaaam. It's fixed and already set up to show in our "Mega-Entertainment-Room" downstairs. All that's missing is you and those oh so cute , little bungie bra's of your's. "click"

BVD: Bungie bra's?
jackie: The DA also likes the Playboy channel and she slings these stretchy bra things at the men while they enjoy Playboy and the other "BIG" things on the big screen downstairs :) heh heh heh
BVD: I see
jackie: You know BVD , that big screen TV can be used for other important things while our police academy is out for the Summer. I don't see any reason to let it collect dust , do you?
BVD: Like when you don't have anything more important to do with yourself?
jackie: Exactly
BVD: Is the public invited?
jackie: Of course not you idiot
BVD: Butt , butt , butt they did pay for it
jackie: And I'm grateful they did. Now "Git" before I stick you in our "Holiday Room" for the night and forget you're in there

Attack of the Nerds

Franklin , Tennessee - BVD News-Tuesday night , police officers were rudely awakened from their slumber @ "The Crib" , ass they made their way over to Puckett’s Grocery, 120 4th Avenue South , at 11:18 pm after an alert citizen witnessed three males spray painting graffiti at 130 4th Avenue South. The citizen saw the suspects climb onto the roof of the District Attorney’s Office , where they were captured by police.

Robert Herron , 22 of Brentwood and Tripp Weir , 20 of Franklin , along with a 17-year old male from Nashville were arrested and charged with Felony Vandalism. Herron and Weir were also charged with Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor. They were booked into the Williamson County Jail , released on a $2,500 bond , and are due in court on 07/15/2010 at 2:00 pm. The minor, charged with Felony Vandalism and Violation of the State’s curfew, was transported to Juvenile Services , and later released to a parent.

Robert J. Herron Tripp A. Weir
Date of Birth: 03/14/1988 Date of Birth: 09/07/1989
5112 Cornwall Drive 1006 Boxwood Drive
Brentwood, TN 37027 Franklin, TN 37064

Franklin’s 4th Avenue Parking Garage was vandalized in several areas , along with the downtown Law Offices of Puryear, Newman , and Morton. The suspects were found in possession of two backpacks full of spray paint and stencils. Also found in their possession were a video and still camera they used to document their crimes.

BVD: Chief , what's going on around here?

Chief: Ass he wiped the slumber from his eyes , our police Chief yawned ass he remarked , "Thank God someone did something for a change that didn't swindle the public out of moore of their pocket money. Those guys even made us a video , to show off their crime , just in case there were no witnesses."

BVD: Hey uh , Chief? Why is it , it seems there's more stupid Shit going on behind your backs , now that your people have settled into their new Crib?

Chief: Huh? What 'r U talkin 'bout?

BVD: I'm talking about guns at the movies , graffiti on the court house , graffiti on "The Crib" walls of justice , a stolen money machine , patrol cars without condoms , semen on the courthouse walls , kiddie porn in the city administrator's desk and black paint on the patrol cars. You know , the everyday , usual stuff.

Chief: I don't know nuthin 'bout that -pause- HEY! Wait a minute. Black paint on our patrol cars? By golly I'm gonna investigate this one myself. I'll get the Bastard who's putting black paint on "MY" police cars. I swear I'll get that Bastard. Black paint my ass , I'll show 'em who's da boss 'round here. Black paint on a police car. Just who do they think they're messin with?

BVD: I'm sure you will chief. I guess no one told you about the new black 'n white scheme for the new police cars.

Chief: Oh uh , that's right. Why thank you BVD. Because of your help , I solved that crime in no time. This town needs more people like you , you know that , BVD?

Franklin Police Know The Truth

Franklin , Tennessee - do you know this guy? He is Major Nidal Hasan , aka , the Fort Hood shooter.

Did you know he may be innocent of his actions? Yep , he sure is and Franklin Police are aware of it.

Because of his religious beliefs , he may have been targeted with an harassment device to coerce him to shot those around him. His actions have helped appropriate more money to fight a perceived terrorist threat.

Franklin Police Funny Pages

Franklin , Tennessee - BVD News - remember the stolen money machine at SUNTRUST Bank? Well , it seems some Franklinites really did have some of their money in that machine and some of them have since canceled their SUNTRUST banking accounts and moved on to another and more secure bank.

BVD was on the scene , watching ass another long time SUNTRUST Bank couple went inside to delete their account. In the process , a Living Will was being made out , which requires 2 unrelated signatures on the various papers.
Bank rep: Could I impose upon you to sign these papers? We don't have anyone present who is qualified at the moment.
Couple: Sure.
BR: Oh thank you. You two are so kind to do this
Couple: What are we getting paid for doing this? I think the going rate is 50$
BF: You are both being Good Samaritans
Couple: Ass much ass you charge for the little things , this is worth something
Bank Rep: And SUNTRUST thanks you for being such Good Samaritans
Couple: You know , SUNTRUST isn't much of a Good Samaritan in our community and besides , being a Good Samaritan is not in our job description just like it is not at SUNTRUST Bank

Meanwhile , another couple showed up to delete their SUNTRUST banking accounts and asked , "How do you drive a forklift 2 miles in the dark , to a bank and remove the money machine and the police not notice?"
Answer: In a move to save the bank some money , SUNTRUST stopped giving Franklin Police protection money.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm! You don't saaaayyyyyyy.

That Left Hand Turn

Franklin , Tennessee - cruising around the internet , I found this: A man filed a lawsuit and he said he finally made the city of Franklin see the left hand turn rules the "right" way.

Jay Mowery said the suit all began with a simple turn at the corner of Highway 96 and Royal Oaks last summer.

"I enter the intersection on a green light. I sit there and wait for the oncoming vehicles to complete their pass through, so I can turn safely left. I made the left turn and a police officer pulled me over and said ‘I had run a red light or made an illegal turn by making that left hand turn,'" said Mowery.

Mowery, a 30-year police veteran and former police chief in South Carolina, knew he did nothing wrong.

"I knew I legally had a right to make a left hand turn," said Mowery.

Mowery said as long as you enter the intersection while the light is green, you can exit it after it turns red. He fought the ticket through the courts and finally won.

"The court of appeals overturned the conviction issued by the city court and the circuit court here in Williamson County. With that, we have adjusted our procedures in that type of enforcement," said Franklin police sergeant Charlie Warner.

The city of Franklin said it does not plan to fight the court's decision.

"We're not going to be issuing tickets any longer for someone that completes that left turn after the signal has turned because they're waiting for the traffic to clear from that intersection," said Warner.

Police said their best advice is to not enter the intersection unless you feel you can safely make the turn.

Here are some comments:

About time somebody could stand up to these police departments around here. We have people breaking into homes, murdering others, deal drugs, and many other horrible things, but we only deal with people who "illegally" make a left hand turn that's really legal because that is what makes money for the cities. Cops need to have their power reduced big time, get that fat head off their shoulders.

The reason this worked. They pull over a real honest to God, officer who made them understand the law. If officers start investgating alot of things other officers do. They'll find that officers don't obey the law they trying to enforce.

I'm curious, just how many times have the idiots parading as cops in Franklin got that city sued?

Seems to be a pattern...

franklin police officers have been abusing their powers at the intersection of highway 96 and royal oaks for quite some time...poorly placed entrances and exits to mcdonalds and other businesses at that intersection cause abrupt, unexpected traffic stops to take place...several drivers often find themselves suddenly stranded completely without warning in the middle of the intersection with nowhere to go after the light turns red...cops have usually been parked somewhere close and immediately pull these poor unsuspecting drivers over...my wife was one of them...

It's about time someone challenged Franklin's traffic laws. I say this because it seems Franklin just makes their own. My wife received a ticket several years ago (before we were married) for going through an intersection when the light changed yellow.

The cop told her that yellow meant stop. Since when? As a kid, I remember playing "red light / green light". I don't remember that game being called "yellow light / green light", do you?

State law is clear on it (and it has been this way since I've had my license). If your enter the intersection BEFORE the light is red, you are to proceed through. The yellow light is to "warn" you that the light is about to change to red.

She also told me that while she was in court, the judge asked everyone who was there for a speeding ticket. Several raised their hands. The judge said "Well, we need new cars, so you may as well go on and plead guilty, pay your fine, and go on. I'm going to find you guilty anyway."

Since she told me this story, I try to never go to Franklin. I'm a safe driver, but with these made up laws, am I the next to be ticketed?

Oh, before you ask, no, I've never gotten a ticket in my life.

Helper Helps Raz Find Help For The Squirrel

Franklin , Tennessee -BVD was there-The City of Franklin was a buzz yesterday , when District Attorney Kim Helper helped longtime citizen and Franklinite , "Raz" find the squirrel.

Franklin District Attorney Helper blushed ass she remarked , " Oh it was nothing , really. I didn't have anything else better to do with myself and I felt sooo sorry for Raz and I thought , maybe it would be a good idea for me to show the people of this fine city that I'm also good for doing other tasks ass well , besides just sitting around pining on my own ass all of the time , looking like I'm someone important while getting paid. You do know I do other things ass well besides slamming the law down on those poor little spoiled 'n rich Brentwoodians. You do know that , right?"

Unfortunately , Raz did not catch the squirrel. Raz later replied , "That Dumb Ass of a Bitch. What was she thinking getting in my way like that. Doesn't she have probably something more important to do? Damn it all to Hell ! I had that squirrel all along. His ass was mine. Damn it! I was just faking him out is all."

BVD asked the squirrel about the incident who stated , " Thank God for Dumb Asses 'n Dumb Broads. I didn't know what was going on at the moment. I thought my hair was a goner fur sure that time. Ole Raz is getting better all the time at catching us squirrels. Just ask my cousin Vinny , Raz bit his tail off just last week. Man , I tell ya , it hurts me just to look at it. WHEW! "

Probably Much More Important Thing To Do

Franklin , Tennessee - there have been questions about the meaning of the words , "probably much more important things to do"

Butt? Hmmm. Just what did Franklin DA Helper mean by saying such words of wisdom?

Just what does it mean? I mean like really , what does all this really mean?

Well , after asking around the court house , I discovered that no one behind those legal Greek Columns had a clue or even really knew for sure just what I'm talking about , butt , people did say , "Have you checked in the other office?" , while their eyes looked about for something much more important to do.

So , I went on "walk about" about Downtown Franklin and found an example:

Meet Raz who is a cat. (are you sure you really didn't need me to tell you that up front) He needs help finding a squirrel. This is very much important to him. Can you please help him find the squirrel?

Franklin Police See Justice Served

Franklin , Tennessee - the YouTube Wakeboarding stars were in court last Tuesday and Judge Nations was in the mood for pizza again and ordered these "Stars" to pay up 50$ plus court fines and be quick about it.

Both received probation and their record would be expunged if they did not Wakeboard inside the city limits for the next 6 months.

District Attorney Kim Helper stated , "The officers were doing their job and had to be away from things that were probably much more important"

Kat: Uh , Jerry? What does it mean , "The Officers probably had much more important things to do? "
Jerry: Well Kat , keep in mind , this is The City of Franklin and routinely speaking , our police officers are called out from the comfort of their Crib , to shoot bank robbers , save a Damsel in distress and rescue some 16 year old from their virginity
Kat: Sooooo , these police officers were pretty much bored with themselves?
Jerry: Yep
Kat: Are these the same police officers , who harass people that Jay Johnson does not like
Jerry: Probably. That is unless JJ has something probably much more important for them to do.

For the benefit of those who have not seen these criminals in action , enjoy



Note: Our District Attorney Kim Helper knows that "Our" Franklin Police officers routinely lie in court

Another Note: In the spirit of "Our" Franklin Police , I finally got to talk with ( I said I would not use their name in here) about why they removed their video and it's because it shows the arresting officers had nothing better/important to do at the time. Their radio is clearly heard in the video and now you also know why Franklin Police went under ground with their communications. It has nothing to do with fighting crime. That's right folks , nothing. The real problem here is Franklin Police are just plain bored with themselves and that is the real reason ass to why those people were arrested. The police just needed something probably much more important to do with themselves besides masturbating in their cars (again) while watching the flood water flow on by

The Taj Mega-Hall Built By Jay Johnson

Franklin , Tennessee - Franklinites are still kicking themselves numb in the ass and asking , "Why?" and they kick some more and still again , they keep asking , "Why? Why? Oh why? What have I done?"

Why does Franklin Police have such a grand "Taj Mahal" like building with 12,000 sg. ft. of glorious space it does not need? Why?

The answer to this question is very easy to answer. You see , Jay Johnson needed this building with all of it's space. Yes , I'm talking about the same Jay Johnson who got fired several years ago. So , now you're wondering , how did Jay Johnson get such a building approved in the first place?

The answer to this question is also very easy to answer. Again , you see , Jay Johnson also knew what President Bush knew. "WE THE PEOPLE" will not govern ourselves. It's the responsibility of "WE THE PEOPLE" to govern our government , butt , WE just won't do it. In fact , We refuse to do it. Therefore , our government is governing the government for "WE THE PEOPLE" and that's where Jay Johnson comes into our picture.

While Jay Johnson was this city's administrator , he had his grubby , sticky assed fingers into every facet of Franklin's government , including taking over and running "Our" Franklin Police Department.

Now don't get me wrong here , to get "his" Taj Mega-Hall built , Jay Johnson did jump thru all of the hoops , including holding public forums. During the process of acquiring building funds , acquiring the land and getting the blue prints approved , not once did "WE THE PEOPLE" say the "NO" word. In fact , no one even spoke up against it. Not one Franklinite stood up during the whole Damn process. The simple fact is , Jay Johnson was governing Franklin's government , not "WE THE PEOPLE" and that's how Jay Johnson got his "Taj Mega-Hall" built.

That's how it happened. That's how it came to be. Now , do you understand why America's government acts the way it does? "WE THE PEOPLE" do not govern ourselves. The government governs "US" , just like Jay Johnson once did for "US" , here in The City of Franklin

And now you know why.

Note: I have not heard Jay Johnson step forward and give one word of thanks , not ONE WORD , to any of "US" Citizens of Franklin for allowing him into our kind and generous and open wallets , purses and pockets , for making his Taj Mega-Hall possible.