Franklin , Tennessee @ The Crib - "Inside the Holding Room" , a BVD News Special Report - did you know there's a "Holding Room" , deep inside "Our" new Franklin Police Building? During the open house , I tried to get a picture of it , BUTT , I was told , "No can do , it's supposed to be a secret."
Soooo , why do the police have/need a holding room? (aka "The Holiday Room") Why no pictures? What's the big secret about this place? My tax dollar$ paid for it. So , what's going on? Having no answers in hand , I asked BVD and here's the reply:
BVD: Jerry , let's say , you are being interrogated at the station and you refuse to give the police , the answers they want to hear , so they can finish up their investigation , finish their paper work , finish their lunch and finish their cold ones before going home , while you sit in comfort behind bars. Their holding room provides them a secure place , to conveniently , while secretly , put your ass away , to allow you , the time you need , to rethink your answers. Meanwhile , your friends and relatives won't know you are in there because the police won't tell them.
It just so happens , there are cameras in this little cell. Aaaaaand , there also just so happens to be 2 very Happy Campers inside , who are enjoying "Our" Franklin Police hospitality at it's finest. Let's see how they are doing , shall we?
To be continued -
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Monday, July 12, 2010
The Police Police
Franklin , Tennessee - The State of Tennessee has looked into this blog and now I'm getting mail from The City of Smyrna along with our sister City of Spring Hill.
A person (did you know that people living in Smyrna and Spring Hill are also named anonymous) asked me , "How would you suggest going about dealing with your corrupt police department? I replied I had no idea at the time.
This person mentioned the creation of The Police Police Department.
I told him , "Doing so would only double the amount of corruption already in existence"
He sadly agreed with me.
A person (did you know that people living in Smyrna and Spring Hill are also named anonymous) asked me , "How would you suggest going about dealing with your corrupt police department? I replied I had no idea at the time.
This person mentioned the creation of The Police Police Department.
I told him , "Doing so would only double the amount of corruption already in existence"
He sadly agreed with me.
Friday, July 9, 2010
Our Police and Developers
Franklin , Tennessee - it didn't take much time for Franklin Police to share their new B&B building with their friends. There's a heated debate with developers and Franklinite owner/taxpayers , over a previously agreed upon development. Guess who wants to change things after the contract is agreed upon?
Here is the link:
http://rosskevin.blogspot.com/2010/07/fighting-generals-retreat-rezoning.html
Doing business like this makes me wonder , just how many Mason jars does Chief Moore really have , buried in his backyard?
After reading about the rezoning efforts by the developer , are you getting an idea of what's going on behind those closed doors @ "The Crib" ? And I'll bet you thought Franklin Police needed all of that fancy office space to fight crime. Now it seems Franklin Police are participants in the crime(s)
Here is the link:
http://rosskevin.blogspot.com/2010/07/fighting-generals-retreat-rezoning.html
Doing business like this makes me wonder , just how many Mason jars does Chief Moore really have , buried in his backyard?
After reading about the rezoning efforts by the developer , are you getting an idea of what's going on behind those closed doors @ "The Crib" ? And I'll bet you thought Franklin Police needed all of that fancy office space to fight crime. Now it seems Franklin Police are participants in the crime(s)
Police Find Graffiti,Investigation Follows
Franklin , Tennessee @ The Crib - BVD News was live on the scene - The Franklin Police Station was abuzz ass graffiti was found on the police Chief's office walls , again.
BVD: Chief , what's the story here? How could someone get inside your office and do such a thing? Why Chief? Why?
Chief jackie: Well BVD , it's all a simple misunderstanding. You see , I can't see without my glasses , which at the present time are lost again and my COMCASTIC COMCAST repairman knows this and so he left me a message , telling me he fixed it is all. Everything's Kool.
BVD: Wooooow , of course. I should have known
jackie: You don't know the half of it. In this place , I catch Hell , every time the Playboy channel goes down
The Chief's Iphone rings-
jackie: Yes M'am. Oh Yes M'aaaam. It's fixed and already set up to show in our "Mega-Entertainment-Room" downstairs. All that's missing is you and those oh so cute , little bungie bra's of your's. "click"
BVD: Bungie bra's?
jackie: The DA also likes the Playboy channel and she slings these stretchy bra things at the men while they enjoy Playboy and the other "BIG" things on the big screen downstairs :) heh heh heh
BVD: I see
jackie: You know BVD , that big screen TV can be used for other important things while our police academy is out for the Summer. I don't see any reason to let it collect dust , do you?
BVD: Like when you don't have anything more important to do with yourself?
jackie: Exactly
BVD: Is the public invited?
jackie: Of course not you idiot
BVD: Butt , butt , butt they did pay for it
jackie: And I'm grateful they did. Now "Git" before I stick you in our "Holiday Room" for the night and forget you're in there
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Attack of the Nerds
Franklin , Tennessee - BVD News-Tuesday night , police officers were rudely awakened from their slumber @ "The Crib" , ass they made their way over to Puckett’s Grocery, 120 4th Avenue South , at 11:18 pm after an alert citizen witnessed three males spray painting graffiti at 130 4th Avenue South. The citizen saw the suspects climb onto the roof of the District Attorney’s Office , where they were captured by police.
Robert Herron , 22 of Brentwood and Tripp Weir , 20 of Franklin , along with a 17-year old male from Nashville were arrested and charged with Felony Vandalism. Herron and Weir were also charged with Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor. They were booked into the Williamson County Jail , released on a $2,500 bond , and are due in court on 07/15/2010 at 2:00 pm. The minor, charged with Felony Vandalism and Violation of the State’s curfew, was transported to Juvenile Services , and later released to a parent.
Robert Herron , 22 of Brentwood and Tripp Weir , 20 of Franklin , along with a 17-year old male from Nashville were arrested and charged with Felony Vandalism. Herron and Weir were also charged with Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor. They were booked into the Williamson County Jail , released on a $2,500 bond , and are due in court on 07/15/2010 at 2:00 pm. The minor, charged with Felony Vandalism and Violation of the State’s curfew, was transported to Juvenile Services , and later released to a parent.
Robert J. Herron Tripp A. Weir
Date of Birth: 03/14/1988 Date of Birth: 09/07/1989
5112 Cornwall Drive 1006 Boxwood Drive
Brentwood, TN 37027 Franklin, TN 37064
Franklin’s 4th Avenue Parking Garage was vandalized in several areas , along with the downtown Law Offices of Puryear, Newman , and Morton. The suspects were found in possession of two backpacks full of spray paint and stencils. Also found in their possession were a video and still camera they used to document their crimes.
BVD: Chief , what's going on around here?
Chief: Ass he wiped the slumber from his eyes , our police Chief yawned ass he remarked , "Thank God someone did something for a change that didn't swindle the public out of moore of their pocket money. Those guys even made us a video , to show off their crime , just in case there were no witnesses."
BVD: Hey uh , Chief? Why is it , it seems there's more stupid Shit going on behind your backs , now that your people have settled into their new Crib?
Chief: Huh? What 'r U talkin 'bout?
BVD: I'm talking about guns at the movies , graffiti on the court house , graffiti on "The Crib" walls of justice , a stolen money machine , patrol cars without condoms , semen on the courthouse walls , kiddie porn in the city administrator's desk and black paint on the patrol cars. You know , the everyday , usual stuff.
Chief: I don't know nuthin 'bout that -pause- HEY! Wait a minute. Black paint on our patrol cars? By golly I'm gonna investigate this one myself. I'll get the Bastard who's putting black paint on "MY" police cars. I swear I'll get that Bastard. Black paint my ass , I'll show 'em who's da boss 'round here. Black paint on a police car. Just who do they think they're messin with?
BVD: I'm sure you will chief. I guess no one told you about the new black 'n white scheme for the new police cars.
Chief: Oh uh , that's right. Why thank you BVD. Because of your help , I solved that crime in no time. This town needs more people like you , you know that , BVD?
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Franklin Police Know The Truth
Franklin , Tennessee - do you know this guy? He is Major Nidal Hasan , aka , the Fort Hood shooter.
Did you know he may be innocent of his actions? Yep , he sure is and Franklin Police are aware of it.
Because of his religious beliefs , he may have been targeted with an harassment device to coerce him to shot those around him. His actions have helped appropriate more money to fight a perceived terrorist threat.
Monday, July 5, 2010
Franklin Police Funny Pages
Franklin , Tennessee - BVD News - remember the stolen money machine at SUNTRUST Bank? Well , it seems some Franklinites really did have some of their money in that machine and some of them have since canceled their SUNTRUST banking accounts and moved on to another and more secure bank.
BVD was on the scene , watching ass another long time SUNTRUST Bank couple went inside to delete their account. In the process , a Living Will was being made out , which requires 2 unrelated signatures on the various papers.
Bank rep: Could I impose upon you to sign these papers? We don't have anyone present who is qualified at the moment.
Couple: Sure.
BR: Oh thank you. You two are so kind to do this
Couple: What are we getting paid for doing this? I think the going rate is 50$
BF: You are both being Good Samaritans
Couple: Ass much ass you charge for the little things , this is worth something
Bank Rep: And SUNTRUST thanks you for being such Good Samaritans
Couple: You know , SUNTRUST isn't much of a Good Samaritan in our community and besides , being a Good Samaritan is not in our job description just like it is not at SUNTRUST Bank
Meanwhile , another couple showed up to delete their SUNTRUST banking accounts and asked , "How do you drive a forklift 2 miles in the dark , to a bank and remove the money machine and the police not notice?"
Answer: In a move to save the bank some money , SUNTRUST stopped giving Franklin Police protection money.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm! You don't saaaayyyyyyy.
BVD was on the scene , watching ass another long time SUNTRUST Bank couple went inside to delete their account. In the process , a Living Will was being made out , which requires 2 unrelated signatures on the various papers.
Bank rep: Could I impose upon you to sign these papers? We don't have anyone present who is qualified at the moment.
Couple: Sure.
BR: Oh thank you. You two are so kind to do this
Couple: What are we getting paid for doing this? I think the going rate is 50$
BF: You are both being Good Samaritans
Couple: Ass much ass you charge for the little things , this is worth something
Bank Rep: And SUNTRUST thanks you for being such Good Samaritans
Couple: You know , SUNTRUST isn't much of a Good Samaritan in our community and besides , being a Good Samaritan is not in our job description just like it is not at SUNTRUST Bank
Meanwhile , another couple showed up to delete their SUNTRUST banking accounts and asked , "How do you drive a forklift 2 miles in the dark , to a bank and remove the money machine and the police not notice?"
Answer: In a move to save the bank some money , SUNTRUST stopped giving Franklin Police protection money.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm! You don't saaaayyyyyyy.
Friday, July 2, 2010
That Left Hand Turn
Franklin , Tennessee - cruising around the internet , I found this: A man filed a lawsuit and he said he finally made the city of Franklin see the left hand turn rules the "right" way.
Here are some comments:
About time somebody could stand up to these police departments around here. We have people breaking into homes, murdering others, deal drugs, and many other horrible things, but we only deal with people who "illegally" make a left hand turn that's really legal because that is what makes money for the cities. Cops need to have their power reduced big time, get that fat head off their shoulders.
The reason this worked. They pull over a real honest to God, officer who made them understand the law. If officers start investgating alot of things other officers do. They'll find that officers don't obey the law they trying to enforce.
I'm curious, just how many times have the idiots parading as cops in Franklin got that city sued?
Seems to be a pattern...
franklin police officers have been abusing their powers at the intersection of highway 96 and royal oaks for quite some time...poorly placed entrances and exits to mcdonalds and other businesses at that intersection cause abrupt, unexpected traffic stops to take place...several drivers often find themselves suddenly stranded completely without warning in the middle of the intersection with nowhere to go after the light turns red...cops have usually been parked somewhere close and immediately pull these poor unsuspecting drivers over...my wife was one of them...
It's about time someone challenged Franklin's traffic laws. I say this because it seems Franklin just makes their own. My wife received a ticket several years ago (before we were married) for going through an intersection when the light changed yellow.
The cop told her that yellow meant stop. Since when? As a kid, I remember playing "red light / green light". I don't remember that game being called "yellow light / green light", do you?
State law is clear on it (and it has been this way since I've had my license). If your enter the intersection BEFORE the light is red, you are to proceed through. The yellow light is to "warn" you that the light is about to change to red.
She also told me that while she was in court, the judge asked everyone who was there for a speeding ticket. Several raised their hands. The judge said "Well, we need new cars, so you may as well go on and plead guilty, pay your fine, and go on. I'm going to find you guilty anyway."
Since she told me this story, I try to never go to Franklin. I'm a safe driver, but with these made up laws, am I the next to be ticketed?
Oh, before you ask, no, I've never gotten a ticket in my life.
Jay Mowery said the suit all began with a simple turn at the corner of Highway 96 and Royal Oaks last summer.
"I enter the intersection on a green light. I sit there and wait for the oncoming vehicles to complete their pass through, so I can turn safely left. I made the left turn and a police officer pulled me over and said ‘I had run a red light or made an illegal turn by making that left hand turn,'" said Mowery.
Mowery, a 30-year police veteran and former police chief in South Carolina, knew he did nothing wrong.
"I knew I legally had a right to make a left hand turn," said Mowery.
Mowery said as long as you enter the intersection while the light is green, you can exit it after it turns red. He fought the ticket through the courts and finally won.
"The court of appeals overturned the conviction issued by the city court and the circuit court here in Williamson County. With that, we have adjusted our procedures in that type of enforcement," said Franklin police sergeant Charlie Warner.
The city of Franklin said it does not plan to fight the court's decision.
"We're not going to be issuing tickets any longer for someone that completes that left turn after the signal has turned because they're waiting for the traffic to clear from that intersection," said Warner.
Police said their best advice is to not enter the intersection unless you feel you can safely make the turn.
Here are some comments:
About time somebody could stand up to these police departments around here. We have people breaking into homes, murdering others, deal drugs, and many other horrible things, but we only deal with people who "illegally" make a left hand turn that's really legal because that is what makes money for the cities. Cops need to have their power reduced big time, get that fat head off their shoulders.
The reason this worked. They pull over a real honest to God, officer who made them understand the law. If officers start investgating alot of things other officers do. They'll find that officers don't obey the law they trying to enforce.
I'm curious, just how many times have the idiots parading as cops in Franklin got that city sued?
Seems to be a pattern...
franklin police officers have been abusing their powers at the intersection of highway 96 and royal oaks for quite some time...poorly placed entrances and exits to mcdonalds and other businesses at that intersection cause abrupt, unexpected traffic stops to take place...several drivers often find themselves suddenly stranded completely without warning in the middle of the intersection with nowhere to go after the light turns red...cops have usually been parked somewhere close and immediately pull these poor unsuspecting drivers over...my wife was one of them...
It's about time someone challenged Franklin's traffic laws. I say this because it seems Franklin just makes their own. My wife received a ticket several years ago (before we were married) for going through an intersection when the light changed yellow.
The cop told her that yellow meant stop. Since when? As a kid, I remember playing "red light / green light". I don't remember that game being called "yellow light / green light", do you?
State law is clear on it (and it has been this way since I've had my license). If your enter the intersection BEFORE the light is red, you are to proceed through. The yellow light is to "warn" you that the light is about to change to red.
She also told me that while she was in court, the judge asked everyone who was there for a speeding ticket. Several raised their hands. The judge said "Well, we need new cars, so you may as well go on and plead guilty, pay your fine, and go on. I'm going to find you guilty anyway."
Since she told me this story, I try to never go to Franklin. I'm a safe driver, but with these made up laws, am I the next to be ticketed?
Oh, before you ask, no, I've never gotten a ticket in my life.
Thursday, July 1, 2010
Helper Helps Raz Find Help For The Squirrel
Franklin , Tennessee -BVD was there-The City of Franklin was a buzz yesterday , when District Attorney Kim Helper helped longtime citizen and Franklinite , "Raz" find the squirrel.
Franklin District Attorney Helper blushed ass she remarked , " Oh it was nothing , really. I didn't have anything else better to do with myself and I felt sooo sorry for Raz and I thought , maybe it would be a good idea for me to show the people of this fine city that I'm also good for doing other tasks ass well , besides just sitting around pining on my own ass all of the time , looking like I'm someone important while getting paid. You do know I do other things ass well besides slamming the law down on those poor little spoiled 'n rich Brentwoodians. You do know that , right?"
Unfortunately , Raz did not catch the squirrel. Raz later replied , "That Dumb Ass of a Bitch. What was she thinking getting in my way like that. Doesn't she have probably something more important to do? Damn it all to Hell ! I had that squirrel all along. His ass was mine. Damn it! I was just faking him out is all."
BVD asked the squirrel about the incident who stated , " Thank God for Dumb Asses 'n Dumb Broads. I didn't know what was going on at the moment. I thought my hair was a goner fur sure that time. Ole Raz is getting better all the time at catching us squirrels. Just ask my cousin Vinny , Raz bit his tail off just last week. Man , I tell ya , it hurts me just to look at it. WHEW! "
Franklin District Attorney Helper blushed ass she remarked , " Oh it was nothing , really. I didn't have anything else better to do with myself and I felt sooo sorry for Raz and I thought , maybe it would be a good idea for me to show the people of this fine city that I'm also good for doing other tasks ass well , besides just sitting around pining on my own ass all of the time , looking like I'm someone important while getting paid. You do know I do other things ass well besides slamming the law down on those poor little spoiled 'n rich Brentwoodians. You do know that , right?"
Unfortunately , Raz did not catch the squirrel. Raz later replied , "That Dumb Ass of a Bitch. What was she thinking getting in my way like that. Doesn't she have probably something more important to do? Damn it all to Hell ! I had that squirrel all along. His ass was mine. Damn it! I was just faking him out is all."
BVD asked the squirrel about the incident who stated , " Thank God for Dumb Asses 'n Dumb Broads. I didn't know what was going on at the moment. I thought my hair was a goner fur sure that time. Ole Raz is getting better all the time at catching us squirrels. Just ask my cousin Vinny , Raz bit his tail off just last week. Man , I tell ya , it hurts me just to look at it. WHEW! "
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