Letters To The Blogging Editor

Franklin , Tennessee - here's a letter to the blogging editor (that's me) and I've tried to clean up the misspelled words and I'm sure I missed a few here :)

Mister Horne - I have thought much of your blog this shows a much negative view of much the polizia are nut like I really don much like your blog at all and I live here 4 year and have never no problems with much polizia
a family member much needed a offizer 4 much help with a problem and getting no help at the Tajmahal phalaze please en town officer showed him and we talked much to him and was very helpful with much courtesy you really dew nut know much about "OUR polizia due you Mister Horn
Later we were at restaurant and the officer all so was much there I heard him complaining much about you because of you they have too be extra much really nice exlax too so much people these days and too be really extra much carefully about how nice they say to be people dis offizer does'nt much like you much Mister Horn and I dew not think much of the others I dew really
Until I hear the officer balk much many complain I did not know you had made much a bigg difference en town polizia department much I think I should say much thank you now so thank you have made a much difference en this town and I want you to know I think you have much truth in you are this side much I well read you much now and I till my friends to read you too

You are most welcome. Thank you for writing me so much!

Jerry Horne

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Quotes of Note

Franklin , Tennessee -

When the police are above the law WE have a Socialist Government

Overheard at Shoney's breakfast bar

Paygrade #3a-The Future of Law Enforcement Tools

Franklin , Tennessee - I've told you about the Xaver system and the microwave system butt what's really new for tools in law enforcement?

The new tools are more microwave technology type toys. There will be no more guns using bullets and no more guns using electrical wires. That means there will be no more need for the Taser toy. That's right boys and girls. No more batteries and no more replacement packs to fumble around with while reloading.

The microwave technology now has it's own rifle version and there are several pistol grip prototypes in the testing phase right now. Soooooo , what's the holdup in getting this stuff out in the field you ask? Weeeeell , not everyone in the country is CALEA approved at the moment. Remember , only Calea agencies can be approved for these new military type toys.When law enforcement across this country gets on board the same track we will see this new technology come on board ass well.

Another problem with these toys are the simple fact , they are not approved for use on anyone under The CONSTITUTION. People have rights and these toys are huge Human Rights violations butt ass Franklin Police have demonstrated , they don't give a Damn because they do not have to care. Ass far ass Franklin Police policy goes , humans don't qualify for rights anyway.
Those things just get in the way of the law doing it's job.

Quotes of Note

Franklin , Tennessee -

(whispering) Damn that's Jay Johnson What the Fuck is he doing here?
Are you sure that's him?
Hell yeah I'd know that ugly face anywhere. I'd really like to know why he's in town so much of the time. There's something a foot. Don't know what it is butt there's something going on
Maybe there's another deal in the works to make more money for those in Power in this here town

Overheard at Shogun

Quotes of Note

Franklin , Tennessee -

Have you noticed the lies Franklin Police are telling these days?
Well yeah. If it weren't for the lies how else do you think the police could do their job?
Oh I dunno , couldn't they at least masturbate themselves behind the courthouse? There's no lie in that , right?
Your right , I'll give you that

Overheard at Shoney's breakfast bar
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Quotes to Note

Franklin , Tennessee -

Anonymous Lawyer : Your Honor , this whole affair is a God Damn set up perpetrated by the Franklin Police Department and even the DA knows this to be the REAL TRUTH here. This Defendant has done nothing wrong. This whole case is a travesty of the law

Anonymous Judge : Truth or not either way I really don't care. We can not go around being against "Our" police department , now can we?

Anonymous Lawyer : I see. So it is true then. Franklin has so much political money running through it's grubby little fingers , that even the law can't see what it's holding

Conversation in a judge's chamber

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Pay Grade - 10a - More Vanderbilt

Vanderbilt University in Nashville , Tennessee - Let's talk some more about Vanderbilt University. We all know it's a Billion Dollar Monster , butt let's learn more

Did you know that Vanderbilt has the 5th largest police department in The State of Tennessee? Only Nashville , Memphis , Knoxville and Chattanooga are larger.
When you have sooo much money to burn , you can afford to buy anything including your own police department. They have all of the data banks other police departments have and they even have their own version of a SWAT Team. If real police departments have it , Vanderbilt has it too.

So now you know.

To give you an idea of the amount of money Vanderbilt burns , did you know that Vanderbilt has it's own coal fired generating system producing electricity for the hospital? It has been said many times over that Vanderbilt burns old money instead of coal when no one is watching to help keep Nashville's air clean
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Quotes of Note

Franklin , Tennessee -

One thing Franklin Police have proven is that democracy is a failure and the people of Franklin are too rich to care. OK , Okay , Okaaaay , make that two things

Conversation overheard at Shoney's Breakfast Bar
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Summer Time Tips

The City of Franklin , Tennessee - summer time means vacation time and that means , being away from home time and that translates into burglar time and so , now it's time to mention our very own and highly beloved , Franklin Police Department , who love getting freebie presents more than doing their job. To them , it doesn't matter if they get their usual 5 finger discount or if they just take the Damn thing , whichever comes first and that does include breaking into someone's home , if that's the only way to get it in hand.
I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this folks , butt , when you leave your home , you need to be creative with your home security. Why ? Because only those who have kept up their monthly payments with the local FOP will receive ( if any ) help from the police , should your home get broken into.
It is true , Franklin Police break into homes , for what ever reason they feel like and you need to take care of things on your own. DON'T expect your neighbors to be of any help. The police already know , that on average , 99.3% of all Franklinites are gullible and/or can be bought , bribed and even threatened. Soooo , like I've said , you are on your own , therefore , you need to be creative with your home security when ever you are away. Why so secretive ? Why so creative , you ask and ask again ? Because it doesn't bother the police when they break your door lock or the window latches or even shoot the dog , to get in.
Home security is everyone's own individual Damn business. Be creative and DON'T tell your neighbors what you've done because they just might tell someone and that someone probably wants inside your home , which explains why they are talking about it behind your back ( like right now ).
Remember , the police knows your alarm company. YOU must be secretive with your home security layout.
Now then. Take care of your home and go vacate. You've earned it. Right ?

Note : should anyone think I'm making this up , feel free to ask Detective Barnes , of the Franklin Police Department.