The Franklin Police History Book #5

Franklin , Tennessee - here's an interesting page from the Franklin Police History book
At one time in Franklin , the best apartments were on this hill , called Royal Oaks Apartments. These were really nice big units , and , there were even town houses . Very nice !
Of course this was all before Saturn came to town. Anyway , after wards , there was a criminal case concerning 2 guys raping a local girl. The unique fact about this case? The guys took photos of each other taking turns with her. Yep , you read correctly , there's photogenic proof of the rape. Lt. Tim Taylor , Franklin Police CID , knew about these photos. What's strange about the case ? Where are the photos ? Three people know where they are. ( OK , make that 4 , unofficially ) For what ever reasons , the photos were not destroyed , and , were kept from being seen in court. The 2 guys got off due to a lack of evidence , while enjoying their photos. I'll let you do the math.

Kat : Hey Jerry , how do you know this ?
Jerry : I can't say , a certain Franklin Police detective (who's now gone) says this is illegal. Therefore , I can not say.

TORTURE THAT GOD DAMN BABY

Franklin , Tennessee - what kind of a person would deliberately torture a new born infant? What kind of a person , would torture that same , new born infant , up thru their first 2 years , being alive on this earth? I mean , what would a person even look like , who takes delight on torturing an infant ?

When you see a Franklin Police officer , standing before you in their "SS" style police uniform , and smiling , ass he looks down upon you , then you will have answers , to all of these questions.

Ask Franklin Police Detective Black , if I'm lying. Go on now. Don't take my word for any of this. Ask him. Don't be bashful. Just GO , and look straight into his beady little , Vulture like , hungry eyeballs , and ask him , if Jerry Horne is lying about anything.

Franklin Police Sgt. Warner also knows , I'm telling the truth.

You know what's really sad about all of this? Detective Black finds , this all to be , just so ridiculously funny. (Mr. Black uses "ridiculous" , for his new learned word of the day , everyday)

This is the stuff that helps , to make our "ridiculous" Franklin Police Department , what it is today. THE TENNESSEAN can not and will not report this. Neither will Mitchell N. 'de-Kline , nor even The Review Appeal , and most "ridiculously" special , The Williamson A.M.

Now , aren't you proud , of "yours and mine" , Franklin Police Department? I know they are very proud for themselves , while looking forwards , towards their future torture achievements of high adventure.

Franklin Police Think Like Thieves

Franklin , Tennessee - when it rains in Franklin , it's pooring in Franklin and that's exactly what happened to 3 kids this last holiday season. There were these kids in town , visiting with friends during their holiday break from college and wouldn't you know it , those friendships went south and the 3 kids suddenly found themselves out in the street , with no where to go. Soooo , not wanting to return to school just yet , these kids decided to camp out in a vacant house , using an open window for entry.

The homeowner found out and called the police. At the moment , the kids were not there , butt , their belongings were. A sample of items present was a vehicle title , credit card , prescription drugs , paper roller , various clothing , suit cases and a really nice looking camera.

This camera has lots of buttons and a large LCD screen. It looks like one of those 600+ dollar cameras. It was reeeeeeeally nice. The police officer smilingly made the remark , " Keep what ever you find. Their stuff does not belong here. "

I'll shorten this story. It's interesting the police kept the card and drugs. " It's for safe keeping. " an officer said. " They can come on down to headquarters and claim their things. " ( this is an old police trick. The person shows up to claim their property and they get arrested at the same time. This tactic saves the police a lot of hassle tracking down the right " wanted " person )

Hmmmm , where's the camera ? It's interesting to note that suddenly , Franklin Police did not know anything about a camera. I know about the camera because I saw it. You would think the police would especially want to keep that item safe from thievery , right along with the other items , I mean , after all , doesn't a police officer's responsibilities include safe guarding personal property ? Hmmmmmmmmm , and yet , it looks like the police may have 5 fingered a camera.

Meanwhile , the police got statements from a Bob Parks real estate consultant. Some of the remarks were lies , butt , the police ate 'em up any way. ( it's interesting this consultant had earlier stated , that it was illegal for him to be there , under the circumstances , so , why is he there AND talking to the police ? )

I'll wrap this up - just because these kids did something really stupid , does not mean , it's OK to steal their stuff and just because these kids showed a horrible lack of respect and common sense , does not mean it's OK to tell lies about what they had done.

Oh yeah , for those who think I'm making this story up , here's the case number. 2009000015 Also , keep in mind , this is the kind of stuff , you won't find Mitchel Kline writing about , in your local news paper.

This incident is a good example of what's gone wrong with this country. It's not a wonder to me , why GOD no longer blesses America.

This Is How It Feels

Franklin , Tennessee - Craig got arrested for walking on the wrong side of the sidewalk , during his visit to the great City of Franklin. Last night , he told the audience how it felt

Where Does It Say That ?

Franklin , Tennessee -

Hmmm , I don't see it here. Where does it say that again ? I'm lost here.

Maybe he's got it upside down , again.

Again ?

Maybe you are not reading it right.

No , it is not upside down , again. Are you saying I can't read?

Well , if the brain pan fits.


Sshh. Hey , quiet down , he's taking the picture. Look up , look up Psssst , look up ! Smile !