Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Franklin Police Officer Assaults EMT

Today is " Slap your Co-Worker " day. Which brings to mind an incident that occurred in September 2005.
At an EMT's house , a car with 3 teenagers crashed into the drive way culvert , one young lady bashed her head into the windshield.
After giving a statement to the Sargeant on the scene , the EMT went over to offer assistance to the ambulance crew. A Franklin Police officer struck the EMT and proceeded to push him a distance of 37 feet away from the scene. The Sargeant saw the incident , and to protect the officer from any possible complaint stated " He was acting benevolently belligerent , while imposing himself on everyone in a threatening hostile manner by packing the largest caliber laser light saber I've ever seen on this or any other planet. " The EMT was instructed to go inside his house or be arrested.
Tim Taylor , shift supervisor , had the responsibility to investigate this incident , since he was the most qualified from years of experience within CID. At the same time , Tim Taylor was being promoted to unemployed and the investigation was understandably placed into file 13.
This EMT has ten years ambulance experience , three years ER experience , search and rescue , cave rescue , and high angle rescue experience. The EMT stated " I reckon the only thing I haven't done is pull someone from a burning aircraft."
It is understood , that Franklin Police officers do not want a person with this sort of training and experience , come near them , should they be lying on the side of the road in need of emergency medical care. That's why the City of Franklin has their own ambulances.
The EMT does not want to sue. " What's the point ? It won't change anything and/or how the Franklin Police Department perceives the public. "
Also understandably , the Review Appeal could not report this , knowing that Franklin Police would permanently ban them from future access to confidential police files and illegal wiretaps. One person who did not want to give their name stated , " If the Review Appeal had reported that story , Franklin Police would have disowned them in a heart beat ! "
It is reported , the way this was handled , falls well within CALEA guidelines for political correctness.

Monday, September 28, 2009

A Masturbating What ?

Franklin , Tennessee - there are so many City of Franklin Fun Facts , I just don't know where to start. What do you say , we enjoy this one , from The Franklin Police Department. It's a " good ass " of a place to start ass any ass , right ?

Conan O Brian has his " Masturbating Bear " , ass seen on public TV on NBC
Franklin Police Chief jackie , has his " Masturbating in Public Franklin Police Officer " , ass seen obscene on public streets within The City of Franklin city limits

Despite numerous complaints and testimony , Franklin government and of course , Franklin Police and the FOP , refuse to enforce the law because this is a Franklin Police Officer breaking the law ( and there's nothing wrong or even publicly offensive with this , ass everyone knows , if you don't like what you are seeing , don't look at it :)

Dang it all to Hell ! Where's that Asshole of a Go2 guy when ya need him the most?

Thursday, September 24, 2009

No Accountability = Torture In Irons

The City of Franklin , Tennessee - how many people know , that both , Franklin Mayor Schroer and Franklin Police Chief jackie , have in hand , their very own letter telling how 4 Franklin Police Officers were laughing their asses off while torturing a handicap person in irons ?

Neither have made an effort to comment. Now , to those people thinking I'm making this up , go ask the Mayor and/or the Chief for yourselves. The odds are 99.3% in my favor , you won't do that. Noooooooow , do you understand why the police act the way they do ? Now do you understand why they have no accountability ? They know they can do ass they Damn well please and YOU , yes " UUUUU " , won't do anything or even say anything about it. The Franklin Police Chief knows fully well , that Franklinites are waaaaaaaaaaay too busy sticking their heads in the sand. Anyone thinking I'm making this up are encouraged to contact Detective Black of The Franklin Police Department @ 791 3237

Even Channel Four knows I'm telling the truth butt won't report it because they are more 4 Themselves than FOR the Family.

I've said this many times over , Franklin Police have no accountability. In the mean time - Hey , who's house are they looking at , now ? Anything valuable inside it ? Hmmmm , maybeeee

Truthemism Within the Law

City of Franklin , Tennessee - Ajax here , while talking with a law enforcement friend about Obama's " stupid " remarks , we got to wondering how a country , promoting Freedom and Liberty can have so many laws ? America today , has so many laws , every single honest and real American citizen is practically an illegal something or at least a convicted convict.
We got to talking about this fact and concluded , we can arrest anyone for anything and no one will question our word or even our integrity.
That's when my friend pointed out this simple fact : Franklin Police have already been doing this " stupid " stunt for years.

Like everyone says , " It takes one , to know what's going on , on the inside. "

People just don't realize , that CALEA accreditation means there is " NO " accountability on the police officer's shoulders , for their actions. Remember to say " Thank You " , to your politician the next time you see them. I wonder if that professor has read this blog , yet ?

Police Chief Puppet



Franklin , Tennessee - late night host Craig Ferguson has a puppet contest going on. Viewers can vote for their favorite puppet. All bets were on the Shark , butt , it seems Franklin Police Chief jackie has the lead.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

It's All About "The Money"


Franklin , Tennessee - is'nt it interesting how many times , I've mentioned there's nothing good to write about Franklin Police. Here we have the latest on Franklin Police fleecing Americans on the side of the road , right here in good ole Franklin , US of A.
That's right. I said "fleecing Americans". There's no proof what so ever , to show any traffic citation has ever saved a life. Not one , not nadda , not uno one-o. (and you won't read the truth about this in your local TENNESSEAN either)
Do you remember the book , written about speeding tickets , that was very popular several ago? It was authored by a police officer , believe it or not. He states in his book , that tickets were all about putting money into the city's coffers. He also wrote about the politics involved with traffic citations. Politicians were always arguing over how to spend all of that money. Here in Franklin , it gets spent on Greek columns.
Meanwhile , it is true , THE TENNESSEAN does indeed read this blog. I've already heard they are currently brain storming over a story to write about Franklin Police , since they have'nt wrote anything positive about them in the last one hundred years or so. Personally , I can't wait to read the lies they will have to contrive. It should be entertaining at the very minimum.
Hmmmm , perhaps they should hire me to write it , eh?

Many cities have ticket quotas for police officers to meet or else. Did you know , if Americans would use their CONSTITUTION , only politicians would then be getting traffic tickets. Butt , unfortunately , today , most Americans are too busy being lazy assed couch potatoes , which gives politicians even more incentive to fleece the voter/tax payers. Did you also know , THE CONSTITUTION was made for Americans to use? Most real Americans today don't have a clue what I'm talking about. The imported Americans do know what I'm talking about and they do use it , which is why they have all of those really really , real nice benefits that "Real Americans" don't qualify for.
Did'nt know that , did you?

What If They Were Elected ?

Franklin , Tennessee , Kat here - what if Franklin Police were elected positions? Well , think about it for a moment. They do have their heads up politician's asses and they doo doo enjoy their company , even if it is a rather dark place and they just WILL NOT give any of them a ticket for any violation or enFrackion of the law. Look at the money the Police Chief makes under the table. Yes , police positions sure look like political positions to me (any way you spell it , the letters still look like "PP" to me) ( I guess I better stop or I'll be laughing and this won't ever get done). Another way to look at this , is that our police department is also a part of our government's infra structure , right? Now then , think (can you do that?) , what if the police were elected positions? This would mean they would have to kiss our public ass , instead of Fracking it , right?

Sooooooo , some friends gathered 'round the ole camp fire to think about this concept and came up with a campaign slogan for our police to use and you'd better be careful with it because it's "Katchy" and also habit forming (I found myself singing it aloud while dumping the trash this morning). This will go along with several of your popularly favorite tunes , so again , I caution you to be careful or you just might find yourself singing this song without realizing that you're doing it in the company of someone else. For example , when I shower , I get "Happy" and this morning was no exception as I found myself singing these lines to several different tunes. I laughed till my sides hurt.

Franklin Police The Jackass for Tennessee
Franklin Police The Jackass for you 'n' me

and you just keep going with it , on and on and on and on and ect , ect , ect. "Katchy" :) , is'nt it ? We discovered it makes a great song for an all night kegger :)

Think about it - Franklin Police , "THE" JackAss for Tennessee , Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ooooh God! I can't stop laughing , Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

by Cathryn "Kat" Solurjeen

Franklin Police Are Scum

The City of Franklin , Tennessee : Talking with Ajax here and several questions have been asked of Jerry , concerning why Franklin Police are referred to , ass " Scum ". After searching through the data banks around here , around Franklin and around those other towns around Tennessee , here is how the story gets around to being told :

Once upon a time , Columbia Avenue was just a one lane street ( a cow's path actually ) , connecting Franklin Five Points with Columbia. Everyone going to Columbia , used this street because it was the only street going in that a way. In fact , Columbia Avenue is named after The Columbia Highway. Despite the fact , these two streets are one and the same , people today are still confused , as to what road goes where.

Back in those days , The City of Franklin really was a one horse town. People liked the police ( there was no need for the Citizens to have a Police Academy ) , H.G.Hills was "King" of ALL grocery stores and both , ( yes , both ) The Court House , including The Square , were friendly places to congregate and be seen. No one had heard of Tim Taylor , Kroger was some foreign word not found in the dictionary , Saturn was still a planet and no one had a use for a City Administrator , as the people were doing just fine on their own , Thank You very much

With time , ( because Franklin had nothing to offer it's young people ) H.G.Hills became the favorite place to hang on Saturday nights. Young people would cruise down town Franklin and " Scoop the Loop " around the square before parking it on the "Hills" parking lot and show off to everybody their catch. Being ass there were no problems outside of a few bare asses , Franklin Police really did have nothing to do. Everyone behaved while having fun and yelling at everyone driving by and this was the only place to hunt "Beaver" without a license

Well , wouldn't you jest know it. Franklin Police had some officers , who just couldn't keep it in their pants. ( and they were married too ) In time , several officers had caught themselves some Beaver with the "CLAP" and wouldn't you just know it ? ( Again ? Yes , again ) They finally learned that having had a Beaver with the CLAP in the morning , was nothing to clap about , after sharing it with "Momma"

Somehow , during all of that name calling , Franklin Police officers had cum to be known as "Scum" , by their wives and other loving family members and of course , by their own fellow police officers and friends and why , wood Woody need to ask you ask ? Because there were so many drippy dicks trailing in the police locker room , drippy dicks were trailing through the police bathroom , the police shower stalls , there were drips on the soap bars , in the sinks and oozing down the sinks , there was scum on the paper towel dispenser , scum deposits had stuck the toilet paper rolls together and there was scum even on the police toilet seats ( can you believe that ) and on their patrol cars seats and on and on and there were trailing scum wet spots seen dicking around the crotch of their pants. These officers would grunt and scratch and sniff themselves and then touch the equipment and grunt some more , leaving scum like "drippy dick fingerprint" trails everywhere. And let us not forget the tricky dicky (and yes) sticky wet scum carrying paperwork , they turned in , after doing their shifty work. Meanwhile , their drippy dicks and drippy tails had left wet spot trails everywhere else , including all of those other various wet spots belonging to their nooks and crannies , that were being left around the house at home. This problem became so problematic , that infected police officers couldn't go anywhere or even sit down anywhere , without leaving a freshly wet , "drippy dicking pecker trail" on something. Franklin Police officers couldn't go anywhere , without having scum strings dragging along behind them. It was like seeing spider webs coming out of their their asses

And so , in time , these drippy dick trails and those wet spots and such , had became known as scum deposits and such and that's how it is today , Franklin Police officers have be cum associated with the word , "Scum". by Steve

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Franklin Favorite Buzzword

Franklin , Tennessee - here in America , lawsuits have become "BIG" business. Legal Eagles make insanely insulting salaries from their ridiculous percentages. You know the word , "ridiculous". Yep , that's the word for it. Which by the way , just happens to be Detective Black's favorite buzz word. Anyone inside The Franklin Police Department knows Mr. Black. They know him very well and they also know he is a liar. Even Franklin Other Police know this fact.

Sooooo , let's think about another fact - what if all of the people who have been damaged by his lies , decided to get together and go after him. I've wondered how many people his lies have put behind bars. Because he is a law enforcement official , his word is always taken without dispute by those who run The Center For Downtown Justice. (well think about it. this must be true since no one will step forward and tell it like it is. I mean , not even the town's paper will talk about it or even mention other truthful things. And why not? Because of the damage it would do to this town and to Franklin Police)

And so it goes ass it gets said every so often. It's a fact , tell one lie and more lies must be told to cover the first one. This does explain the fact that Detective Black can only speak lies. I'm not afraid of saying these words because I've spoken the truth here. Ass does his co workers and his friends and Franklin Other Police also know.

Even the legal eagle who Mr. Black sent me to , told me how ridiculous Mr. Black's lies are. So think about this fact - with all of the people who know he's a liar , why is'nt something done? Or is this the real City of Franklin? Is this why Franklin needs all of these Greek columns? To help keep everything standing up while lies carries this town thru another day? Sooner or later , those columns will have nothing more than shifting sand underneath to support them upright and after The Center For Downtown Justice rests in a pile of ruinous rubble , perhaps then people will realize , this is what has been keeping Franklin going all of these past years.

Or is all of what I've said , too "ridiculous" for anyone/everyone to understand?

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Police Training

Franklin , Tennessee - Kat here , have you ever wondered what police call "training" these days? Let's go inside their class room and see for ourselves , police training in progress.




by Cathryn "Kat" Solurjeen

Monday, September 14, 2009

FPD Freebies


Franklin , Tennessee - BVD Bloggtographer was seen on the scene while The Franklin Police Special Tactical Ticketing For Traffic Enforcement Unit was on the clock , writing tickets for unlawful vehicle operations , inside The Franklin City limits and getting to see what "you" don't get2.

BVD was allowed special privileges to observe a specially designed , specialized radar unit being used by professionally trained professionals , from the side of a remotely used and seldom seen road.

Officer Goober : See these little red numbers? This tells us how fast a vehicle is traveling.
BVD : They sure are small and I'm having trouble reading them in this bright sunlight.
Goober : Yeah , butt , being professionals , we learn how to get past these little problems
BVD : Hmmm , 48 in a 45 speed zone. That's not very fast around here. Is this a ticket?
Goober : It sure is and I'm not going to be sorry about it either. You have some really good eyes there , BVD. Hey Bob (points at an old Ford truck) get 'em!
Bob : OK boss.
BVD : Oh wow , hey look at that would ya. 59 in a 45. I'll bet they are going to make your day
Goober : Hi George(watches a new BMW drive by and waves at the driver)
Goerge : (smiles at Officer Goober waving a beer can and drives on by)
BVD : (looks on dumbfounded) Don't they get a ticket?
Goober : Of course not silly. See these other cars? We can't possibly write everyone a ticket , now can we?
BVD : Butt , there's no one else around at the moment. What other cars are you talking about?
Goober : Don't worry , they'll be here , believe me , they'll be here. There's always more cars coming along. Always.
BVD : Oh WOOOOOW! Like , Holy Cow Batman , 71 in a 45 speed zone. You are right , they would be here. Would you look at that would ya! This guy has gotta be a crazy lunatic driving that fast around here!
Goober : Yeah (smiling) just look at him , would ya. (a sports car roars up and stops in a thick cloud of dust) Hi Bill
Bill : (jumping out of the car) Hi Baby , ready for lunch?
Goober : You bet cha(grinning more)
Bill : (slaps her butt and opens the car door) then get in Bitch(both are laughing)
BVD : (looks on , purplexed) Hey , ummmmm. Are'nt you going to write him a ticket?
Goober : Uh , noooo. Hmmm , why would I do that? (sitting in the car ass Bill smiles and guns the gas)
Bob : Hey , later dude (gets in his patrol car and leaves)
BVD : Yep , it's lunch time all right (talking to himself while standing alone on the side of the remote road. There's no other car to be seen)Hmmmm , and it's only 9 o'clock. Yeah. Lunch time. Riiiiiight!

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Those Damn Tennessee Pooper Troopers

Everywhere and everyday in Tennessee and including today , because of continued political pressure , this great State of Tennessee continues with it's continued efforts in refusing to clean up it's Tennessee Highway Patrol Department. Every THP officer knows so and so , and "THAT" prevents them from being fired.
Here's an example of what I'm talking about : I had heard some rumors about a THP officer being such a person , who can not be fired. So , before writing this down , I went to his small town , just outside of The Choo Choo and had an interesting talk with the town 's judge , who just happens to be blood related to the Trooper in question. You see , this Trooper had made sexual advances on several women , during traffic stops , for their heinous crimes of running over a "Chicken Turd" , with their motorized vehicles. When the ladies refused his advances , he immediately wrote them all , a citation for excessive speeding on the interstate (which they were not on at the time).
Talking with the judge , he did confirm the complaints did indeed appear valid , BUTT , it didn't matter because he was the offending Trooper's uncle , the Trooper could not be fired and because he was also protected under the provisions of both , the Political Protection Act of 1811 for political cronies and political police officials in the State of Tennessee and the Tennessee Republican Party for Crony Protection and Representation Act , of 1931. I did ask him if Franklin Police also fell under this act and the judge said , " No. This act only applies to THP personnel and certain political figure heads. " He did mention , if there's a problem with any police officer in this state , the Chief of that police department had the power to deal with that offending individual.
So , there you have it boys and girls. The truth about THP and for desert , I got you an answer to the problems with Franklin Police officers. And "No" , I'm not giving you the judge's name since he gave me more material to write for you :)

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

How Safe Do You Feel in The City Of Franklin


Franklin , Tennessee - the newspaper once asked , " How safe do you feel ? " and that question continues arising every so often. With the help from a confidential source , I'm told , that 30% of all crime committed in Franklin , is perpetrated by the Police. Meaning , if you are the victim of a crime in The City of Franklin , your chances are 1 in 3 , the perp is associated with Franklin Police.
Look it here , the Franklin Police officer taking the report on this act of vandalism stated he knows the person who did this. (would you believe he was on scene within 1 minute of calling dispatch and the homeowner was still on the phone with dispatch)
Franklin Police Detective Black , is doing the investigation and he personally knows the person who did this. No arrests will be made on this incident and/or other acts , made by this same person because he happens to be connected with Franklin Police.
The simple truth of the matter is this : Franklin Police do not arrest their own kind. It's just "ONE" of the many perks , Franklin Police enjoy , while being a Franklin Police officer/perp.
Think about it - Franklin Police are above the law and laughing about it.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

The Franklin Police History Book #2

The City of Franklin , Tennessee - here's another ( sadly ) true story from The Franklin Police (FOP) history book - There was a Franklin Police Officer who enjoyed beating his girl friend. His really big thrill was giving her black eyes. When her eyes healed , he would do it again.
One day , his girl friend actually had a friend , who cared enough about her , to stand up to this guy. Upon doing so , he proceeded to beat the crap out of her and gave her two black eyes in the process. Then he proceeded to give his girl friend two more black eyes ( again ) and paraded them both , handcuffed to each other and skimpily clad and showed them around to his friends.
On several different occasions , this same Franklin Police officer would give his girl friend a black eye and parade her around to practically anyone and everyone , including his co workers in the Franklin Police Department.
Franklin Police did nothing about this relationship because the girl friend would not place charges.

To give you a hint to the officer's identity , his brother is also a Franklin Police Officer

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Dishonesty Among Liars


Franklin , Tennessee - everyone reading the morning paper has surly seen this by now. Is'nt it interesting we don't hear anything good about Franklin Police in the paper? I mean , the last story in the paper was a contrived line about a dog that was'nt something police do anyway and that story was over 2 years ago and that story (of all places) was in The Review Appeal. Why have'nt we heard from Franklin Police in the real paper? Why? Then there were those baseball cards that no had seen , butt , they were mentioned in the The Reviewed and Appealing paper.

Mean while , let's move on. The real paper did tell recently , how a couple got 2 years probation and other associated punishment and charges for making a false complaint against a Franklin Police officer. The Police Chief was very adamant about comparing their dishonesty to his department's integrity. O Kay , not a problem. (BUTT) Is'nt it interesting the Chief has'nt come after me for the remarks I've made here for the whole world to see? Is'nt it interesting , I've been left alone to continue ratting out "HIS" Franklin Police Department , aka those FOP members.
( Note: I wonder where that couple got the idea of making false statements? )

Yep. You wanna know why (if not then stop reading) ? It's because I've been honest in telling the truth. Think about this fact - the people hiding behind those over sized Greek columns at The Downtown Cinema Center for Justice in Franklin (aka the Greek Crapper) , even know , that Detective Black is a liar. The lawyers , the judges and yep , even the DA knows he's the proverbial , can't "stop a cop of a liar". And it gets better ! He kindly had me put in a position to see a shrink (after harassing me and stealing my stuff) and guess what? That's right boys and girls. This shrink also states , Mr. Black is indeed , a liar. Yep , he told me so. How many witnesses are needed here to understand , there's a real problem within Franklin Police? I mean like , I'm the "ONE" who needs to see a shrink? Really? What's wrong with this picture? No one has stepped up to accuse me of lying. No one! Nadda. Zippo-Dude! That's right , no one , aka - not a soul , not one single soul. Does this tell you anything? Anything at all?
( Note : Shrinks have technical/medical words to describe people/liars , like Mr. Black )

And what is it about liars? For some strange reason , liars are also thieves. This would explain several thousand dollars of theft , vandalism and the harassment around here , would it not? After all , Mr. Black is the investigating detective around here and he does know who did the deeds and he is making Damn sure no arrests are made. Hmmmm. Yeeeaaaahhhh , makes ya wonder what's wrong with this picture , don't it? Do I need to draw you one in color?

The bottom line is simply this - things are like this in The City of Franklin because: This is what we have for law enforcement and this is what we have for a system enforcing the law and this is what we have for a court system and this is what we have to show everyone , after spending all that extra money on hollowed out Greek columns instead of something better. Yes , this is what we have , to show off our money.

Remember folks , only friends within Franklin Police are legally authorized to burgle a residence

Meanwhile , makes ya feel good about this town , don' it? Or would you rather I paint you a bigger picture using 3-D columns?

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Police Work 101 pt.3

Franklin , Tennessee - have you ever noticed the computers a police officer has access to ? There are various and many , available to them for fighting crime (an honest officer would never use these for something/someone else)
Have you ever had a police officer tell you , "They were not very good with computers" ? If so , that officer just lied to you. The police are very good at making reverse remarks to keep you off balance , in hopes of preventing you from learning what they know and/or can do.