What Is A FOP ?

Franklin , Tennessee - what in the Hell is a FOP anyway? Does it stand for Franklin Official Police? How about Franklin Other Police? Hmmm , how about Franklin Orifice Police? Perhaps JJ considers it to be Franklin Other Pussy. Well , why not? After all , he does use it for Fucking Other People , he doesn't like. Naw , I'll bet JJ thinks it means , Franklin Other Penis. I guess it could go either way , depending on the sex of the person being harassed. Yeah , either way , it doesn't matter , the FOP illegal activities are still legal under Franklin present legal system , hiding behind those over priced Greek columns.

I don't know why they bothered to call me for money , I really don't. This guy tells me the police are out there everyday , risking their lives to keep me safe. Well , if that's true , where were they while the law was being broken around here? Where were they while my under age daughter was being stalked by a Franklin Police officer? Where was the FOP while private property was being vandalized? Where was the FOP , during a burglary? I don't know , butt , I do know that none of them were harmed while risking their lives , breaking the law around here.

The truth here is very simple , they were the ones involved in burglary and vandalism and they were the ones doing the stalking. That's why they couldn't step in and do the right thing. You see , Franklin Police do not arrest their own. That's because they are above the law. If the FOP stepped in and arrested those evil doers , they would betray their own kind and that folks , just aint gonna happen.

FOP Calling

Franklin , Tennessee - I can't believe the FOP called , begging me for money. Of course I said , " No and thank you for calling ".
Well , O Kay , yeah , right , sure I can believe it now. And , welllll Hellll , why not , right ? After all , Franklin Police have burgled and vandalized so much property around here , it just doesn't makes sen$e , while they are at it , to not a$k for money , right ? I mean , it's rather obvious that doing any crime can be a dangerous profession and they need all the money they can get , right ? RIIIIIGHT ! I mean , having a dangerous career like law breaking enforcement can be expensive. I mean , like , well , let's just think about it for a minute. O Kay? What "IF" , they got hurt or even killedead , while breaking our laws or harassing people? Who's going to care for those widowed wives and mistresses? Hm? Who is going to look after those Bastard children now? Hmmmm , sounds like the perfect job for the FOP to me

Sooooo , let's see here. What kind of expenses are we looking at , to break the law:
You gotta buy gloves to prevent leaving misplaced fingerprints and also to protect your hands from cuts while smashing the front door glass
You need dark clothing for operating at night
You gotta have a gun , (just in case)
You gotta have extra coffee to stay awake all night while waiting for the right moment to break the law (and coffee aint cheap these days)

And that's just the short list of it all. Do you see now , how expensive it can be , ass a police officer in Lawlessness Enforcement? And that's just for working over time , after working normal hours.

During normal shift hours , a police officer's regular duties may include , butt are not limited to:

Giving people traffic citations , who are not their personal friends
Arresting people for DUI , who are not their friends
Arresting people for vandalizing chicken turds because it's against the law
Abusing prisoners while wearing handcuffs because it's fun
Ignoring a person's medical needs because they are not being paid to care
Lying on MVA reports to get their personal friends more insurance money
Lying to court officials because it's their job
Vandalizing private property because it's fun

And that's just another short list of their many job responsibilities. Ass you can see , Franklin Police officers wear many , many hats besides their own


I had earlier received a BSS in Policing Criminology in the Work Place and Education from Franklin Police very own , Tim Taylor and Commander Barnes , butt , several years later , Detective Black awarded me the Phd. in Policing Criminology Activities and thus , I now have the equivalent of a Lawlessness Activities Behind the Badge in Criminology Series & Studies in Failures of Honesty because of Futility in Policing Lawlessness Enforcement dual major (Thank you Mr. Black). With all of the stuff stolen around here , it makes me wonder if this guy is sharing the wealth with his fellow officers or is he just running an Ebay store? I don't know , surly he aint throwing it all away for the Hell of it being evidence. And let's not forget the electronic harassment. (yes it does harm a 2 year old and Franklin Police are still laughing that one off) Oh yeah , let's not over look the phone taps and the cameras. You know , there's no criminal activity around here. If there was , arrests would have been made. And none were made. Butt then , the police already knew that before they started their fun and games here

Note: I will take this moment to give a word of thanks , to our FOP members , who risked their lives during those moments of enjoyed fulfillment , stealing and vandalizing property , that was not their own. They did a wonderful job and I think they deserve a really nice pay raise and at least , a medal or two , to hang on their chest , to show for bravery and their disconcernment towards their own life , while in pursuit of their own personal happiness. Thanks guys , each and everyone one of you. Again , Thank You

Those Anomalous Anons

Franklin , Tennessee - don't you just luv those people with no names? Is that like people who have cunts , butt can't cunt? Yeah , those ole brave souls who are so brave without giving out their names. Yep , I'm impressed.

Take me for example. I don't hide my identity. I'm not afraid to say what's on my mind and I put my name with my words , BUTT , those little people with those little dicks. Such bravery. I'm soooo impressed , and I'm not easy to impress.

Police Work 101 pt.2

Franklin , Tennessee - Franklin Police have all kinds of toys in their playpen. Thanks to the military , they have night vision for the sniper. Did you know , this has the capability to tell if a person is dead ? Yep , they know if the heart is ticking or not , from a distance.
Pretty cool , eh ?
Did you know , they can use this to watch people Fucking in the park in the dark ? I'll bet you did'nt know the police were voyeurs. Does'nt matter how dark the eyes see , the night vision gear sees through it and from a distance. Did you know this stuff can see thru walls? Anyway , in the past , a light source was needed to make night vision devices work. Today's technology does'nt need any kind of light source to see in the dark , not even starlight.

Training Happens

Franklin , Tennessee - Ajax here : THE TENNESSEAN reported several weeks ago , a Franklin Police officer was wounded in a training accident , while using FFaK-PretendZs bullets (registered , pat.pending). These plastic bullets are exclusively made for law enforcement agencies for use in toy guns used expressively for training purposes and therefore cannot possibly hurt anyone. There are cameras at the area of training and all of the tapes have been confiscated and yet , somehow , a tape managed to get out of hand , allowing us to see for ourselves , the exact events leading up to the officer being wounded in the line of duty while using plastic bullets in toy guns.



Note: In addition , these bullets are currently issued to newly hired police officers. In the event , should they get overly excited at the sight of something or other like great tits , they can't hurt anybody if their gun accidentally goes off

Where Is Franklin Police ?

Franklin , Tennessee - someone who can't read , sent me an angry email about a post they did not like here. They are from another Franklin Police Department in a whole other state , located inside a whole other country. The very first posting in this blog states , this is only about the police department located in Franklin , Tennessee and has nothing to do with other police departments claiming to be Franklin Police. So , I went to Ask.com to find out , just how many Franklin Police Departments are there and here's the list I was given :

The City of Franklin , Indiana
The City of Franklin , Louisiana
The City of Franklin , Pennsylvania
The City of Franklin , Georgia
The City of Franklin , Indiana
The City of Franklin , Tennessee

The City of New Franklin , Ohio

The Town of Franklin , Massachusetts
The Town of Franklin , North Carolina
The Town of Franklin , Arizona
The Town of Franklin , Wisconsin
The Town of Franklin , New Hampshire
The Town of Franklin , Idaho
The Town of Franklin , Kentucky - the only Franklin Police Department promoting , "To serve and protect"

The Township of Franklin , New Jersey
The Township of Franklin , Virginia

So , ass seen here , Franklin Police , are just about almost everywhere , East of the Mississippi River and I would not be surprised , if this was an incomplete list of Franklin Police Departments. Butt , it's a start :)

Getting Your Way In The World

Franklin , Tennessee - Ajax here - when you see something you like and you decide you want it , would'nt you like the idea of just taking it , without paying ? Sure you would. That's why the wealthy pay tribute to law enforcement entities all the time , to be above the law. This keeps them out of jail , every time they break the law.
Whether this is done under the table , over the table , an extension covered by a business deal , through the FOP , donations to a political war chest or even through the Citizen's Academy , it makes no difference. A payment is a payment.
Let's see how this works , for example: your neighbor has some really nice antiques and you want them. The first step will be making friends with the police in your area and once contacts are made and money passes hands , you go burgle their antiques. The law has a pretty good idea who done it , butt , they will take their investigation else where , to keep your ass out of jail. Sometimes , it is amazing how far a dollar really can go , while watching the police pretending to investigate what they already know
On the other hand , let's say , you don't like your neighbor and you want to have some fun. Again , you make contact and payments and then you go have all the fun you want. This includes burglary , vandalism and electronic harassment.

Note #1: Keep in mind , the police can help you with all of your electronic equipment needs , for your fun time activities of harassing someone (don't worry about a thing. The police are not accountable for their actions , which puts you under their safety umbrella).
Note #2: I'm not referring to "chips" in this post. That will be for another day

I want to take this moment to say , "Thank You" , to Detective Beard of The Williamson County Sheriffs Department and to Detective Black of The Franklin Police Department , for this information.

by Ajax Stone

Police Work 101 pt.1

Franklin , Tennessee - one of the tools Franklin Police have , is their ability to Fuck with some one's computer. While online , they can target your puter for all kinds of FunAditWare. I'll bet most people did'nt know that. This is the very activity The Pentagon copes with everyday , for example say , from hackers in Africa and China.
From a remote setting , the police can watch a perp's internet activity and/or they can interact with your computer. It all depends on their mission and/or their intentions. A mission example would be watching "The Bad Guys" ass they break the law. An example of their intentions would be to harass a person because someone with Jay Johnson's mentality say's to do so.

Now then , reflect for a moment. With all of the computer threats coming at you , from around the world and now I've told you about Franklin Police , how safe do you feel , being in Franklin and on the internet @ same time ?

Did you read Saturdays paper concerning The City of Franklin , paying out 2 Million dollars ? That guy had his computer targeted by Franklin Police , under orders from Jay Johnson. You know , the City Administrator that was abruptly fired ? You know , the "2 Million Dollar Man" that was being harassed by Franklin Police because that same JJ told them too?
Yeah , good ole Franklin Police. Where would Franklin be today , without them

Those Lawless Gun Permits

Franklin , Tennessee - The Tennessean wrote this article about criminals having gun permits. I don't see anything wrong with this. After all , us Tennesseans do have a right to protect ourselves. And THE CONSTITUTION says nothing about permits anyway.

Butt , here is the dysfunctional side of our reality today - Franklin Police have guns on their person. They even have machine guns in their cars. Franklin Police burgle people's homes , tap their phones and stalk under age pussy while masturbating in the public's eye. I wonder how many Franklin Police officers can not pass a drug test. And then add to the fact , they deliberately lie in court , under oath.

The hard core truth here is the sad fact , a Franklin Police officer will not arrest one of their own for breaking the law , while people like Mr. Fletcher , do not have any such agreements with any police officer. Another dysfunctional example are those people , who do have such agreements with the law can steal private property with full knowledge of the police and carry guns all day long without a permit. You see , they don't need one since they have an honorary police badge , that keeps them out of trouble , should someone accidentally ask. These people can even take a gun on board a plane , legally. You see , the law is in control of our law and they are doing ass they Damn well please with it.

It's interesting , how "US" Americans live in a free society and our newspaper can't give US the whole story. What are they afraid of?

The Franklin Police History Book #1

The City of Franklin , Tennessee - once upon a time , ( you know a story is true , when it starts with once upon a time ) Royal Oak Apartments was the best place to live in Franklin. Good neighbors , good maintenance , good price and good location. I know , because I once lived there.

After living there a while , the Shit started. Cars were being vandalized , windows were being smashed , stuff was being stolen. Where were the police ? Meanwhile , cars were being stolen. Two boys rape a girl and a 14 year old tries to rape my 8 year old daughter. That same 14 year old had earlier tossed a 5 year old boy , breaking his collar bone , while in the process of stealing his Game Boy. Where was Franklin Police ? Hmmmm. . . . meanwhile , people are talking about strange things happening at one apartment.

Well , wouldn't you know it , one fine day while I was at work , someone had been in my apartment. Everything had been tampered with , AND , items are missing. Butt , WAIT , other people are saying the same thing has happened in their apartment too.

Now look , most everyone knew about the small time drug trade going across the hill , Hell , even alcohol was being made ( some of it was pretty good stuff ) and no one complained about it. ( even Franklin Police officers were seen having a snort or 2 outside in the parking lot and in uniform ) You know , live and let live , no one bothered anyone. That's the way things were , when I first moved in there. Soooo , what's going on ?

Meanwhile , a single black woman , living alone , ( she had no family ) , had become friends with my daughter. They would talk over ideas about her jewelry craft and this woman even bought some of my daughter's creations. One day , my daughter went to visit her , when she suddenly came back saying something was wrong. So , I accompanied my daughter , back to the woman's apartment , to see what was going on. She was not answering her door. I picked up my daughter so her face could easily be seen through the door peep viewer. Upon recognizing us , the black woman then opened her door. Her eyes were BIG ass silver dollars as her body shook uncontrollably. She told us someone had been in her apartment and stole her family heirlooms. Nervously she continued , stating she had observed a man , going into people's apartments , while they were away. She pointed at the mysterious apartment , the man came from , ( the same one everyone had been talking about ) , she said , " Franklin Police are staying in there. " That's right people , Franklin Police was conducting a surveillance here and I have no reason to think this woman was a liar.

That was the last time I saw her. She had moved out by the weekend.

Think about it - while honest people are away at work , earning an honest living , Franklin Police are in their homes , stealing their stuff

Here Comes Da Judge

Franklin , Tennessee - Ajax here to tell you a little bed time story : Once upon a time , there was a judge. He was the biggest , the baddest , the baldest and the onliest "Judge" of his kind in that town. No one had the nerve to speak up to him , regardless of how wrong the situation was or the lies being told.
This judge had more of everything than anything else. He had gun collections , stamp collections , doll collections , toy collections , he even had porno collections. I mean to tell you , this guy even had land collections and even house collections. The owners couldn't pay and the judge always had extra money lying around , so what more can I say ? Anyway , anything he wanted was granted. And if it was illegal , that was fine with him because the law would always look away. Everywhere he went , the town's people immediately bowed their heads to him , prostating themselves to him with all kinds of greetings and respects.
Check this out - he went to every major Civil War battlefield to hunt for relics , to add to his library. No one said " No" to him. Not even the battlefield rangers. This guy cataloged his stuff and added it to his Civil War library. His library was impressive. Books and books of 100 year old books and yes , even more and more of everything that a library should have. And that's just ONE of his libraries. Amazing !
Guns ? This guy had a palm gun collection that no one could rival. He also had a pepper box collection , with a 22 round , one of a kind specimen , being his favorite.
Every so often , he would donate money (a pittance really) to the police department and the newspaper would use up their entire front page for oversize pictures and telling of his generosity to the city. Meanwhile , on his desk , was a fancy wooden box , filled with 100 dollar bills , he used for lighting his cigars. He would arrogantly lite these cigars in front of people asking him for contributions and donations to good causes and he always declined their asking , explaining how strapped he was. Meanwhile , there was no mercy in his court room. He did not care one way or the other. His mentality was , you are in "MY" courtroom and that fact alone says you are guilty. After all , it was just him and him alone , what are you gonna do ? The police always kept him busy with business and they were always seeing things his way. Meanwhile time moved on and it would be time again to give to his favorite police department and time once again for the newspaper to get busy writing.
Finally , his time on earth was up and it was his turn to pass away into history. The newspaper gave him a small paragraph telling of his death while most of the town somehow overlooked his funeral. I guess everyone remembered how he was. Soon , most everything he had , somehow disappeared a little bit here and a bit more there. When something was missing , the police would be called in to investigate. Not once , were they able to find the missing item(s) or even the person who took it.

You see , the real reason this judge made a public spectacle of giving the police money , was because he was actually paying them off , so ass they would not steal from him. He alone , knew more than anyone else in town , that the police were the biggest bunch of thieves and liars anywhere around. That's why the newspaper would write what they did on their front pages , so everyone would know , he had paid them for protection. Most folks did not understand this , because they did not have anything the police wanted and so the police did'nt have a reason to steal from them. So , how could the people have known unless they were told ? And they still did'nt get it.
Now do you see why the wealthy around here give to the FOP ? Regularly ? The wealthy are constantly concerned about someone stealing something of theirs and they do know what the police are capable of doing. Get it ?

I'll give you one guess what town this is. And I'll bet you will be surprised at the answer. I'll give you a clue and it's not Franklin.

The Franklin Police Courtesy Maneuver

Franklin , Tennessee - Doug here saying Thanks to Jerry for letting him be here. Do you like to drink and drive ? Are you worried about getting caught and arrested ?
Well , worry no more. Now that the news is out and about and in the open , yes , Franklin Police , are giving " Courtesies " , to some of those suspected of being drunk while under the influence.
Yep , you read correctly. Franklin , Tennessee is THE PLACE to drink and drive while having no worries about getting caught and arrested. Let's have a word with Doug.

Jerry : Hey Doug , what in the hell are you talking about ?
Doug : Franklin Police gave a courtesy to a guy , who did 4,700 $ damage to a vehicle , not his own , while drinking and taking anesthesia drugs. He was so drunk , his breath was a fire hazard.
Jerry : This is a put on , right ?
Doug : Nope , when asked why this guy was not arrested , the Franklin Police Commander in charge of DUI courtesies stated " There were no charges brought ass a courtesy ."
Jerry : OK , Doug , what does this mean ?
Doug : Simple. Laws in this country are made for everyone , not just for someone. Franklin is still a part of the United States. Armed with this information , anyone going to court on DUI charges needs to tell the judge they respectfully request a courtesy and that all charges be dropped including any fees. A lawyer is not required. The procedure is that simple. Should the judge ask for verification , have them call the Commander in charge of DUI courtesies and if not available , ask for Sgt. Warner , he can take care of anything or problem.
Franklin Police , 373 - 1295 or 794 - 2513
Hey , why should YOU have to pay for drunkenness , when others don't have too , eh ?
You tell the law you have the right to be given a courtesy , just like the next drunken person. That's fair and equal treatment. Wouldn't you agree ?
Can you imagine what all the DUI defense attorneys will do when they learn of this ? Their bread and butter will be no more.
Can you imagine all the money you'll save ? Not to mention your driver license.
Note : WAM or The Williamson County Review Appeal @ 794-2555 can not report this.
Another note : Tim Taylor , former Night Shift Supervisor , is no longer available for comment , having been fired and thus promoted to unemployed.

Note : Yes , it's true. Some of the names have been changed here to protect the guilty and the unforgiven. And yes , I still have those emails :)

The Lying Truth About Franklin Police

The City of Franklin , Tennessee - Time for a reality check - have you ever wondered , " Is a Franklin Police officer , really a truthful/honest person ? " Hmmmm , now why would you ever have reason to think such thoughts ? ( I can only why and wonder , ( speaking only for myself :) )

Having spent several days behind the Greek columns ( courtesy of Franklin Police ) , I was given the opportunity to become acquainted , with some of Franklin legal eagles. And my oh my , the juicy fruit I learned. Perhaps it might be better , to not repeat anything , eh ? Oh , what the Bloody Hell , why not ? I'll just share this tasty bite of truth with you anyway. I mean , what are JJ's police gonna do , throw me in jail and laugh about it ?

You do not want to testify against a police officer in front of a jury. The court will automatically accept the officer's word over yours. That's just the way it is. I mean , this is how the system works , er , ah , I mean , this is how the system is set up. OK ?

While giving testimony in court , of course , the officer will lie a little , lie some more and if asked again , he will lie some more , again. Even tho every legal eagle in that court room ( including the judge and the DA ) factually knows , the officer is without a doubt , a liar , that Franklin Police officer's testimony , will be accepted ass the gospel truth. Regardless. Period. Just like that. No ifs , no butts , no whats and no cross examination required. The only thing that might change the court's outcome on life , would be a lightning strike. Hmmm , er , ah , well , maybe , I suppose , I'm not really sure. What I AM sure about , is this simple fact : I reeeeeeally , yes really , don't want to be around those Greek columns with their lies flying around. ( just in case )

Now , don't you feel good knowing the truth about about your City of Franklin legal system ? I know sure I do.

And , nooooooo , I'm not kidding or making this up.

Franklin Police Solves DUI Problem

The City of Franklin , Tennessee , Ajax here - the local paper , The TENNESSEAN , is always printing horror stories about people driving while drinking and of course , getting arrested multiple times for DUI.
Well , leave it to The Franklin Police Department , in Franklin , Tennessee , to solve this small problem. They give " courtesy " authority and priority to their favorite list of people , so should they get stopped for DUI , the police Chief shows up on the scene and personally drives them home.
This solution has drastically dropped the number of court cases heard behind The Greek Columns @ The Justice Center for DUI offenders and perpetrator cases. With this reduction in DUI workloads , justice officials have found more time in their work week , to schedule more drinking and driving fun at the golf range.
In years past , it was Commander Barnes' responsibility to protect those certain favored people from DUI charges. Upon his retirement , those responsibilities were passed on to someone else.
Today , it is now everyone's responsibility to attend , the Police Citizens Academy , to learn who is who and what responsibility tasks they have been assigned. ( and remember to bring lots of c.a.s.h. to class :) for those important introductions and also , for those highly lucrative FOP membership ball caps.

Franklin Police Battles Criminal

Franklin , Tennessee , Ajax here - a guy had burgled 15,000 dollars of stuff from a home and later saw the person he had stolen the stuff from , stepping on grass at the side of the road to avoid traffic. Since he did not like this person anyway , he immediately called the police , complaining about his trespassing.

For those who don't know , stepping on The City of Franklin grass on the side of the road to avoid traffic is a criminal offense and that is why this person was immediately arrested and taken to jail.

Note for children : ass you grow up stealing lots of stuff , always remember your Franklin Police friends and freely share your newly gotten wealth , they will always remember you for being their friend :)