Thursday, December 30, 2010

Franklin Gets Civil War ApWare

Franklin , Tennessee - here's the latest tech toy for those people too cheap to visit "Our" Franklin faux Civil War Battlefields. This Smart Phone Ap applies to Androids and iPhones. And guess what folks? It's a freebie which means don't go running over to your favorite Franklin Police officer and buy it. Yes , you'd be amazed how many wealthy Franklinites have already gone out of their way to buy it just so they could be the first on their block to have it.
Enjoy!



Video courtesy WSMV

Well , I guess this means there will be fewer people enjoying "Our" Folly Trolley and just think , there's no more need for those crammed Civil War Tour Buses clogging up "Our" roads during rush hour. Just think of all those tourist who won't be privileged to visit all that money we spent on "Street Scape".

After all , the ApWare is FREE.

Friday, December 17, 2010

HAPPY HOLIDAYS 2010

Franklin , Tennessee - HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE.

From this blogging editor , (that's me) Jerry Horne

People - if my calendar is right (and it usually is'nt) we only have one more holiday season before 2012 strikes US all. So , make this holiday season special by being with your family and friends. It's OK to invite your girl/boy friend over to meet the family , even if you are married. With 2012 around the corner , so what if your spouse delouses you , right?

Remember - Franklin Police are on the prowl for freebies in your car and at home so keep your stuff out of their sight.

In stealing those famous words from The TERMINATOR , "I'll be BACK , next year."

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Untold Stories of the Franklin Police Department

Franklin , Tennessee - by BVD , while sharing some "Shine-N-Grass" (pronounced shiningrass , aka Shower Soap and K-2 , in the early days it was moonshine and marijuana) with his fellow officers in their very own private parking lot behind their new headquarters building , Officer Spearnock was telling another one of his heart stomping , crime stopping stories of the night. This one is about the time he was all alone with no one home and yet , in the darkest of moonless nights , he single handedly arrested , all by himself , Franklin's very most vile of the foul mouthed , notorious , butt quite infamously famous , the one and only painting vandal expert , Tripp Weir.

"And so this guy kept telling Officer Rich , don't open that bag , it's , it's . . . and that's where I cut da Bastard off with me saying I'll smack the ever loving Fucking dog Shit out of you if'n ya don't shut your Fucking ass wiping pie hole of a mouth. And of course he does. And would'nt ya know it , of course that would be the very moment Officer Rich sticks his hand in ta dat bag and everyone hears this loud "SNAP" like noise. Man-O-Man , ole Rich pulls his hand out of that bag sooo fast and with a rat trap hanging from his little pinkie. Talk about seeing someone dance , man I'm tellin ya , he was doin da Funcky Monkey on top of a Damn Chicken! I kid ya not now boys , I'm a tellin ya that dare boy has some moves on him now. No Shit!"

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Franklin's Big Problem

Franklin , Tennessee-here's what the news won't tell us. Did you know that Franklin has one of the biggest problems in Domestic Violence in this State of Tennessee? Is'nt it interesting how "Our" news people don't tell "US" about it.

Maybe it's because the woman does'nt want to press charges. Afterall , many of the those beaten gladly take it because the money is good. Hmmmm. Does this mean most of the Domestic Violence cases are committed against Ho's? Hmmmm. Makes ya think , don it?




Hey Boys and Girls , I have'nt made this up , since I learned all about it at "Our" Downtown Center for Downtown Franklin Justice , right behind those large Greek Columns.

Meanwhile , it's OK to talk about other cities having a Domestic Violence problem , BUTT , you just can't talk about Franklin's problem. GOT THAT , BOY? Maybe that's how Morris was getting away with it for ass long ass he did , eh? Maybe this explains why Sgt. Warner does'nt Tweet about it either.

Makes ya think some more , don it?

The video comes from WSMV evening news from Spring Hill , TN.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Police Joke

Franklin , Tennessee - here's a good joke while attending your favorite Christmas party.





Is'nt it interesting how this applies to "Our" Franklin Police Department?

Monday, December 13, 2010

Helper Asks For Help



Franklin , Tennessee - "Our" DA Helper has asked for help to investigate what's going on with Fairview Police.

Hmmm , why does'nt she ask for help to investigate what's going on with "Our" Franklin Police? Because she's scared , that's why. Afterall , everyone has seen how she helped the police prosecute those wakeboarders for breaking no laws.

People all over this city complain about their Franklin Police butt they won't step up and have something done. Why?

How many people have bravely taken their complaints to Sargent Warner and had them thrown back into their faces? I know the feeling well , especially after complaining about an officer stalking my 16 year old daughter and I was not allowed to take my complaint to the Chief. The Franklin Police officer was using a cruiser to cross over the county line to follow her home and ass it turns out , this guy was off duty every time he followed her around. I went to Jay Johnson about this and he told me some things including the fact , he was not going to do anything with the officer. Hmmmmm. I wonder what would have happened if it was his daughter?

Anyway , movin on , Franklin Police know very well that fear can be an excellent tool in keeping people at bay. Meanwhile , corruption in this city continues to grow at a healthy rate. This was recently talked about over at KoolAid

When the people don't run their government , then they deserve to have double taxation , an over expensive school system and non-planned growth. Yes , people just love going home on Friday afternoon so they can enjoy another non-planned traffic jam. Ha ha ha ha. With the people living in fear , the law does ass it Damn well pleases. We've all seen it , have'nt you?

Corruption runs this city and this fact was proven when 28 million dollars was paid for a 36 million dollar building. Good ole buy , Jay Johnson pocketed several million dollars in kickbacks with Chief jackie also enjoying some of the windfall money and now he is on his way to go spend it and of course Jay Johnson got himself surprisingly fired because he got caught not sharing the wealth. Heh heh heh. Do the math people , 28 plus 36 equals 64 million dollars spent on a building this city does not need. How many people are enjoying the benefits of this new facility besides Jay Johnson and his side kick jackie? Hmmmm?

Look at all the people who go to bed every night asking God to watch over them while Franklin Police rummage thru their things. You would be surprised how many people in this town knows where this remark comes from. There are several uptown neighborhoods with mysterious burglar problems while Franklin Police look the other way. WHY?

Franklin Police got rid of the first KoolAid blogger and several people have asked me what's going on now and I guess they got the second blogger too cause I don't know what's going on. I don't know him.

Yes boys and girls , Franklin has a problem for which even Helper is not willing to get help with.
Meanwhile , enjoy your holidays. Franklin Police have been very busy looking into your parked vehicles for Christmas goodies , just for themselves. Heh heh heh.

Fear. Yes , "Our" Franklin Police Department do know how to put it to good use because it's to their advantage. And besides , they know that the FBI and even TBI are'nt going to do anything about them. Franklin Police are very comfortable with themselves while laughing about it , too.

Note: The first Koolaid blogger currently resides out of state.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

The Texan

Let's take time out from talking about the police. I always enjoy a good joke and this being the holiday season we could all use a laugh or 2 or 3. I mean like really , did The City of Franklin really really really spend 28 million dollar$ to design a 36 million dollar building? Personally , I don't think so. The math just does'nt add up.

Here's an old one that many people don't get or even understand.

Once upon a time , a Texan went to New York on business. While bar hopping , he met a rather nice " Ho ". During their conversation , she asked about the six-shooters he was packing. He drew them out of their holsters and twirled them around and then real sudden like , he neatly slid them back into place. " Don't you ever take them off ? " she asked. " No , of course not , you just never know when I'll need them . " he replied.
Well , ass you would might know , the conversation leads to one thing and another , and the Texan just could'nt stand up straight any longer , and the Ho took him on up to her place just around the corner.
Once in bed , things started going the way things do go in bed. " Hey , can't you take them Damn pistols off , they are rubbing me raw. " complained the Ho. " NO Ma'm ! " said the Texan as he dismounted her. Standing up , his stance towered high above her , pulling out his six guns and twirling them around , he slid them back neatly into place. "You just never know when I'll need them. " , he says.

Sooo after looking in a book and experimenting with different positions , the Ho finally makes herself comfortable by riding him on top.
Things were going pretty well in bed when all of a sudden , a Pimp looking kind of guy bursts into the room and slaps "His" Damn Ho something silly up and off of our happy faced Texan and slams her little ass up against the wall.
Immediately pulling out his six guns , the Texan points them at the guy and drawing back the hammers he says " Put her back. "

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Go Ask A Cop

Franklin , Tennessee - while the anger and frustration still continues over the new , 36 million dollar Taj Mahal , people still continue to vent their feelings over it. Meanwhile , no one in Franklin politics are able to justify having it and yet , they talk against it in the back rooms and alley ways for the benefit of the voters.

So , has anyone asked a police officer what they think of their new home? It's absolutely funny how some people are trying to turn attention away from reality by saying , "Have you asked how the officers feel about having this building?"

Well , I can honestly tell you folks , not one Franklin Police officer has stepped forward to say anything negative about anything concerning their new home and they do share it with their crony friends. They even enjoy giving their buddies special tours of the building that they do not give to the other citizens who are also the very Franklinites who paid for it.

Yes boys and girls , this new building is the crowning glory for those who are above the law. After all , if you had done the things for Jay Johnson that "Our" police department has done , you would want something to show for it too.

Meanwhile , go ask a cop if I'm lying about anything I've said here.

This building is just another example of fleecing "US" taxpayers. 28 million dollar$ to design a 36 million dollar building. Really? I don't think so. I still continue to wonder over how many million$ Jay Johnson put into his pocket by having this building built.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Something To Think About This Holiday Season

Franklin , Tennessee - how many people know , that "Our" Franklin Police Department is chomping down on the bit so hard from all the negativity they've created for themselves , they can no longer stand their own stench , much less look at each other. Butt what to do? That is the question. Well , it just so happens they are doing everything possible to coerce someone to commit murder and/or perhaps something more gruesomely awesomely better?

Here they have all of those nice (very expensive) , shiny new toys (very expensive) and no dead bodies of their own to play with on their unused autopsy tables (expensive) in their shiny new Crime Lab (very expensive) to show off to the news media. (Later of course , the police will carve off the special pieces from the corpse , to mount on their walls at home. Did you know , other police agencies in this country allow shooters to do these kind of things?)

Right now Franklin Police don't care who gets hurt , killed or what ever. They just want a nasty , bloody Fucking kill (or more) so they can justify the cost of their new headquarters building (very expensive). Yes , "Our" police department desperately wants to be "Our" Franklin hometown heroes , just like The City of Brentwood has theirs. To be coercing someone to commit a murder , shows just how desperate their feelings really are smarting at the moment. I'm not kidding people , Franklin Police are tired of other cities getting all the "Glory" on CNN while Franklin's Police Department sits outside , shivering in the cold beneath the shadow of Brentwood's Police Department..

Imagine a Halloween like , gruesome , bloody assed murder , being committed , right here in Franklin , just in time for Christmas. Think about it. (I'm getting goose bumps just from writing this) Our City of Franklin has never had a really nasty event (in the last twenty years or so and that one was deliberately kept low on the radar because it involved the family member of a Franklin Police officer) and now they are doing whatever they can to have it their own way and they know , when such an event happens (they hope they hope they hope) that "We The People" will want to spend even more million$ of taxing dollar$ on stuff they don't really need right now , like another 50,000 dollar$ worth of bullets and a ticker tape parade down $treet $cam $treet to celebrate "Our" Hometown Heroes. (didn't they just change their shifts because of budget shortages? why not put that 50,000 dollar$ towards hiring another officer or apply it to the budget shortages? Oh what the Bloody Fucking Hell , why not give Franklin Police a Chri$tma$ of their own , everyday of the year? Their tree can light up Street Scape during the night hours. How's that for tourism dollar$ ? )

Meanwhile , just think about all of the publicity news of such an event being caught on CNN ass Franklin's SWAT team climbs the Confederate Monument on The Square , to raise the American flag ass The Star Spangled Banner is played by the Centennial High School Band. Just think of all of the news reporters coming to town , to tour their nice , shiny new facilities and getting a glimpse of the corpses while reporting on a gruesome murder(s) striking this quiet , little ole small town of Franklin. Think of the tourism dollar$ this would bring in. Why something like this would put Franklin on the international circuit which would require "Us" to expand our community airport facilities. (is this really how we want our town to be viewed upon around the world on CNN?)

This is just another example of "Our" Franklin Police Department abusing their police powers (and not giving a Damn about it)

Note: It's interesting how Franklin Police ignore the fact , that they are responsible for the negative image they make for themselves by the way they treat the people of their town.

Another Note: Franklin Police are presently , the only suspects behind one really gruesomely bloody murder that occurred in Nashville about 4 years ago butt Metro is covering for them

Friday, December 3, 2010

Police Station Remarks

Franklin , Tennessee - I get emails and such from all walks of life including 38 countries since I started AIMLESSLY UNBALANCED several years ago. Here are some remarks that apply to this blog (I think) Some of these remarks have been rewritten by me to help keep private information private and to remove the language/spelling problems and of course everyone's favorite , remove the foul mouth odor since children are reading this. Sailors and kiddies would learn a thing or two from these people , I know I have. If anyone has something to say to these remarks or questions , then have at it.

1. When you allow a police officer into your home , it is no different than allowing a Burglar to check out your home before they do their work.

2. They fired Tim Taylor with kid gloves on. Why were they so careful about firing Tim Taylor in the first place???

3. How can I get a job like Sgt. Warner and not have anything to do all day long while getting paid to do it?

4. What is so wrong with paying 28 million dollars for a 36 million dollar building? The police have needed this for years. What's your problem Horn?

5. Why do the police act so badly with the citizens of this town?

6. This blog even has the Chief eating sleeping pills instead of dinner for lunch

7. The Chief was overheard to say he will enjoy the money during his retirement

8. It is interesting to note now that the Chief finally has a real office he is still can not be found in his office. Yep , the moore things change , the moore they stay the same.

9. Perhaps the police chief position should be an elected one.

10. After a judge had that so called breakdown , a ledger was found in their office showing payments being made along with names and the Elams are in it several days before being in court for B/E

11. Elams were always bragging about owning the law

12. The Chief mentioned something while laughing about grabbing his money and running away. Very very far away and he has no reason to look back He was undecided about taking his wife along with him

13. Mr. Horn , Franklin Police do not have to answer for their actions. Period. They have no accountability because they do not have anyone over them or even anyone to answer too. Now you know why they are not concerned about someone complaining about them and why Sgt. Warner finds any and all complaints to be so Damn Fucking funny.

14. Just because Hell has a chance of freezing over does not mean that Franklin Police have a chance of turning over a new leaf on life They are not going do it because there's no money in honesty and they know it. These are the lessons learned from Jay Johnson , Congress and CALEA

15. Between the money he received from building kickbacks and their despicable activities Moore decided now would be a good time to leave office while the leaving is still good

16. Franklin Police have some truly amazing computer Geeks. They are responsible for the pornography found in a city manager's computer. They are also responsible for it being found. Heh heh heh. Hmmmmmmm.

17. I think Franklin Police are nothing moore than a bunch of Bullies with a badge and a gun

18. Who is giving you information? You are so right about the scam of those burglar alarm permits. The police call up the provider to turn off the alarm and they then go right on inside like they own the place and steal to their hearts desires. Later , they pretend to investigate the crime. People in this town are nothing moore than little lambs begging to be sheared and the police accommodate them by bringing the scissors.

19. I love the way you make fun of moore's name. I LOVE IT ! ! ! Thank you for the humor. This town needs more of it.

20. I think you make this stuff up. But with the police looking away and ignoring you , perhaps you are maybe not making this stuff up after all. I dunno any more


There you have it people.

Enjoy.

I've got moore.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Wiki Leaks Police Department

Franklin , Tennessee -BVD News for Franklin Police - it's been discovered that WikiLeaks has struck The Franklin Police Department. (again? Yes , again)

After going thru thousands of secret files from The Pentagon , it now appears that there's more to WikiLeaks than earlier thought. Several hundred letters , emails and various inter-departmental memos are amongst the pile of documents that clearly shows that Franklin Police were on someone's radar. At this time , no one is allowed to read these discovered files. I'll tell more when moore is found and the coast is clear to tell.




Jerry: (looking over BVD's shoulder) OK BVD , out with it. What's going on?
BVD: Are you alone? Is your cell phone turned off? I can't let this get out , man.
Jerry: What's this all about BVD? C'mon , out with it.
BVD: OK , OK , OK. I'm sure it's alright to tell you , right?
Jerry: Well of course it is. I am after all , me , right? Now , what's been leaked this time?
BVD: They found this years Christmas Wish list for the Franklin Police officers
Jerry: And? Well , OK. Like , so what?
BVD: The wish list includes name brand Wake Boards for 8 officers. Plus 2 more for the Judge and her staff and another 5 for the DA's office. DA Helper herself is to receive a really nice , one of a kind , designer Pink one , with a personally autographed picture enamored on the board from "Our" very own Police Chief himself. Plus a complimentary 20 hour WakeBoarding course taught by none other , Robert Herron and Tripp Weir.
Jerry: What has gone wrrrooooonnnnnng with this town , this time?

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Being Thankful

Franklin , Tennessee - I just love to eat , don't you? My favorite foods are those for the brain. You know , the thinking stuff to think about. Here's something for you to think about.

Being in America while living in Franklin , we have so much to be thankful for. Here's an example - in other countries , their local , state , province , annexed territory and country police are allowed to beat , torture and/or kill people , just for the Hell of it (it gives them something to do) with the added benefit of the people being scared of them.

Here in Franklin , the police hand out traffic citations to give them something to do. (There is no evidence to show , giving a citation will cut down the number of deaths/accidents on the highways) By fleecing our pockets , they make friends with our community leaders (politicians get a percentage of their action) who think it's better to take our money than to "just kill us". (remember , politicians do not get traffic citations) The thinking here in Franklin is , politicians believe it is better to just take the money from the people than to just kill them because they can take more from you in the long run. (remember , dead people don't carry money around in their pockets)

Makes ya think , don't it? Gives ya something to be thankful for , don't it?

Monday, November 29, 2010

Franklin Police Fake Their Time

Franklin , Tennessee - There was once upon a time , Franklin Police Officers really were on the honor system and they filled out their own personal time sheets. One day several officers were caught padding their time sheets. One example was being in traffic court for several hours when in fact they were no where near to be found. Soooo the shift supervisor now does the officer's time sheets for them just to keep things honest (again)
Kat : Hey Jerry , are you saying dishonesty among Franklin Police officers lead to the demise of a legal traffic court system in the City of Franklin ?

That was part of it , yes.

Question : If the people of Franklin , had the mentality of The American people during the Revolutionary War , would this type of law be tolerated ?

Note : This was reported in The Review Appeal in the days when The Review Appeal was a real news paper. Stories like this gave Jay Johnson all the reason he needed to destroy it. The Review Appeal has never reported anything honest about Franklin Police since.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Those Christian Police Officers


Franklin , Tennessee - Did you know , some of "Our" Franklin Police officers attend church on a regular basis?

These are the same police officers who lie in "Our" court room

These are also the same police officers who steal from "US"

These are also the same police officers who write "US" bogus traffic tickets

These are the same police officers who tap "Our" phones to give Jay Johnson "Our" business info

Says a lot for The City of Franklin and "Their" version of the Christian religion , doesn't it

I sure hope he's not starving

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone



Kat

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Happy Thanksgiving

Franklin , Tennessee - how many people know , that "Our" Franklin Police Department is chomping down on the bit so hard from all the negativity they've created for themselves , they can no longer stand their own stench , much less look at each other. Butt what to do? That is the question. Well , it just so happens they are doing everything possible to coerce someone to commit murder and/or perhaps something more gruesomely awesomely better?

Here they have all of those nice (very expensive) , shiny new toys (very expensive) and no dead bodies of their own to play with on their unused autopsy tables (expensive) in their shiny new Crime Lab (very expensive) to show off to the news media. (Later of course , the police will carve off the special pieces from the corpse , to mount on their walls at home. Did you know , other police agencies in this country allow shooters to do these kind of things?)

Right now Franklin Police don't care who gets hurt , killed or what ever. They just want a nasty , bloody Fucking kill (or more) so they can justify the cost of their new headquarters building (very expensive). Yes , "Our" police department desperately wants to be "Our" Franklin hometown heroes , just like The City of Brentwood has theirs. To be coercing someone to commit a murder , shows just how desperate their feelings really are smarting at the moment. I'm not kidding people , Franklin Police are tired of other cities getting all the "Glory" on CNN while Franklin's Police Department sits outside , shivering in the cold beneath the shadow of Brentwood's Police Department..

Imagine a Halloween like , gruesome , bloody assed murder , being committed , right here in Franklin. Think about it. (I'm getting goose bumps just from writing this) Our City of Franklin has never had a really nasty event (in the last twenty years or so and that one was deliberately kept low on the radar because it involved the family member of a Franklin Police officer) and now they are doing whatever they can to have it their own way and they know , when such an event happens (they hope they hope they hope) that "We The People" will want to spend even more million$ of taxing dollar$ on stuff they don't really need right now , like another 50,000 dollar$ worth of bullets and a ticker tape parade down $treet $cam $treet to celebrate "Our" Hometown Heroes. (didn't they just change their shifts because of budget shortages? why not put that 50,000 dollar$ towards hiring another officer or apply it to the budget shortages? Oh what the Bloody Fucking Hell , why not give Franklin Police a Chri$tma$ of their own , everyday of the year? Their tree can light up Street Scape during the night hours. How's that for tourism dollar$ ? )

Think about it for a moment. Are you willing to have someone spray your family with bullets while sitting around the groaning board celebrating Thanksgiving? Are you? Are you sure you won't mind or are you using Grandma for body armour?

There you are shopping on the first day after Thanksgiving for those you love. Chasing those special prices for gifts to place under the tree. Shots are fired into the mall filled crowd and your wife suddenly slumps into a pool of blood. She makes no sound as her body lays limp in your arms. Franklin Police arrive and shoot the shooter. You gaze towards them appreciatively calling them "Heroes". This is the goal of "Our" police department. To be your heroes and this is just one scenario they have planned up their sleeves. This has happened before in other towns across this nation and it has worked successfully every time.

Yes people , your family members are just more "Turkeys" to shoot from the police point of view while they get the medals and not you.




Do you remember this guy?

He's the Ft. Hood shooter and I'll bet he has no clue what happened to him.











Meanwhile , just think about all of the publicity news of such an event being caught on CNN ass Franklin's SWAT team climbs the Confederate Monument on The Square , to raise the American flag ass The Star Spangled Banner is played by the Centennial High School Band. Just think of all of the news reporters coming to town , to tour their nice , shiny new facilities and getting a glimpse of the corpses while reporting on a gruesome murder(s) striking this quiet , little ole small town of Franklin. Think of the tourism dollar$ this would bring in. Why something like this would put Franklin on the international circuit which would require "Us" to expand our community airport facilities. (is this really how we want our town to be viewed upon around the world on CNN?)

This is just another example of "Our" Franklin Police Department abusing their police powers (and not giving a Damn about it)

Note: It's interesting how Franklin Police ignore the fact , that they are responsible for the negative image they make for themselves by the way they treat the people of their town.

Another Note: Franklin Police are presently , the only suspects behind one really gruesomely bloody murder that occurred in Nashville about 4 years ago butt Metro is covering for them

Monday, November 22, 2010

Car Design Wins 3rd Place

Franklin , Tennessee - we have been told "Our" Franklin Police are changing the paint job on their cars to the more traditional "Black & White" scheme.

The Franklin Police in New Jersey has won 3rd place for this very thing. You don't suppose "Our" Franklin Police are contemplating entering this contest do you?



New Patrol Car

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Police Chief Quits

Franklin , Tennessee - "Our" Franklin Police chief has quit and now another one has quit in Indiana. What's in the water this time I wonder. "NEXT" , heh heh heh

Yes , another Franklin Police chief has quit.

Stan Lynn will be replaced on an interim basis by Deputy Chief Tim O’Sullivan. Lynn will stay with the department and return to his merit rank of sergeant.

Mayor Fred Paris said Lynn was exhausted from the pressures of an internal investigation of a close friend who is the narcotics officer he suspended and a Wake Boarding Contest held during a flood that caused the department to shut down twice.

He also said officers might have lost confidence with Lynn because of the low grade Moonshine being sold thru his distributorship. A police department meeting had been scheduled to talk about Lynn’s leadership today but he beat them to it by turning in his resignation last Thursday night.

City Councilor Kenneth Austin said the resignation “couldn’t come at a worse time.”
“The department has had a rough go of it profit wise and I really like Stan” he said.

Paris appointed Lynn when he took office three years ago.

Lynn suspended Bryan Burton for 45 days this year after he found him engaged in ghost payrolling , lying on his own time sheet , misused resources , drinking alcohol on duty while on duty with non departmental female persons , using department vehicle for un-safe sex , refused to share the wealth per the department profit making plan and broke other department rules in similar fashion to Officer Morris in Tennessee. "With Moore stepping down next year it only makes sense that Stan is now also gone and we can finally start an investigation into his alleged activities" , added Lynn

A special prosecutor is reviewing the case to determine whether to file criminal charges.

Friday, November 19, 2010

Asshole In Position To Replace Chief of Police

Franklin , Tennessee - BVD News insider reporting for Franklin Police , with Chief Moore tossing his hat out of the ring , there exists a need to hire a new guy to run the food chain from with-in , from above. After looking over the possible applicants , it seems "Asshole" will get the job.

"After all" stated Moore , "We have a great thing going here now and it would be a shame if it all fell on it's face. We have a continued need to let the little people know how seriously insignificant they are in this town" After all , the days of Commander Barnes being in charge are long gone

When asked about his name , Asshole simply replied:


Thursday, November 18, 2010

Female Aid For Police Officers Found


Franklin , Tennessee - BVD News - with Franklin Police female officers protesting working over their worked conditions while the men busy themselves with putting up signs warning people they were at work , it became obvious that new work short cuts and shorter work schedules were needed to allow the women to get moore done in a 12 hour shift.

Here it is ladies , the solution has been found. This here device allows a lactating woman to get her self milked while performing multiple multi-task functions at once. This hands free device is now currently covered under CALEA Insurance special provisions butt must be prior approved by the supervising insurance agent , providing you can find him. After all , he is very busy you know.

This device is currently undergoing testing by all dispatchers who are not dysfunctionally handicapped with 4 arms and 4 hands with dual operating cranial hemispheres to accommodate dual headphones. This device is currently un-available until all tests are deemed successful. Please check with your insurance agent first. Thank you from your management team.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Breaking The Law Without The Arrest

Franklin , Tennessee - it's been said many times butt so often ignored. If you want to break the law in Franklin and not be arrested , you need to be friends with Franklin Police. This video proves what I'm talking about.

Putting these leaves on the road is illegal , butt , because he's friends with Detective Black , it's A-OK. If you don't believe me , go ask him. I know this is Chicken Shit butt Franklin Police love charging/arresting people for Chicken Shit to help create a bigger pile of Shit. And yes , Franklin Police have arrested people for doing this very thing. You know , those people who are not in their circle of friends.

This is just another example of Franklin Police being Dysfunctional in administering the law equally and fairly.



Meanwhile , this guy continues to trash the streets of the "Hood" at will while his friends at the 36 million dollar police station know butt don't care.

Monday, November 15, 2010

Franklin Police Pimp Their Ride With Pride








Franklin , Tennessee - WILLIAMSON's only A.M. News - "Our" Franklin Police Chief was anxious ass a giddy little school girl ass he showed off the department's new ride @ "The Crib" , for the newly formed , Ticketing Enforcement Department for Monetary Gain Thru Traffic Control Quotas.

Franklin Police Chief "jackie" stated during a special invitation only press presentation , "Our specially trained traffic enforcement people needed help and I'm proud to say , we now have it. This vehicle only cost the people of Franklin a mere $879,000 and change. Now , before any one of you starts Bitching about how much it cost , let me remind all of you again that you are here by my invitation only and that you need to tell your readers that we all know that my Franklin Police officers are worth every penny and yes I realize this city has other and more important pressing needs , "BUTT" and I re-emphasize my "BUTT" , I insist that my people come first and that they "WILL" have the latest tools , the latest gadgets and the latest latex luxuries with all of those other latest gadget technologies and let us not forget , my people also need to feel comfortable in their surroundings and this vehicle fits their needs while the public pays the bills (again). At current traffic ticket quotas with the current going ticket prices , I'm confident "MY" Franklin Police Department will have it paid for in less than a year. Hey , it's only your money , right? And besides , we also needed to do something with the unused 12,000 sq. ft. of floor space before the Mayor could take it for himself."

Chief "jackie" later stated in front of THE TENNESSEAN , "Just look at her would ya. Aint she purty? And with the assholes I have for officers on board , I guarantee she's gonna have one Hell of a mean streak in her personality. I can hear the jingle of our cash registers right now. DAMN IT ! Just the thought of all the damage this little beauty is going to do to people's wallets makes my jeans cream. Yessirree boys , The Franklin Police Department really is "FREE" to do ass we "Damn Well Please" in this one horse of a town and the people aint gonna do a Damn thing about it. Heh , heh , heh"

Mrs. jackie: (shaking her husband profusely) HEY , HEY YOU. YEAH YOU. SHUT YOUR HOLE AND ROLL OVER NUMB NUTS. YOU'RE HAVING ANOTHER NIGHT MARE AGAIN.
Chief jackie: (answers meekly) Uh , yes dear. I'm sorry dear.
Mrs. jackie: YEAH , YEAH , YEAH. DO IT AGAIN BUSTER AND YOUR ASS WILL FIND ITSELF OUTSIDE WITH THE DOG FOR ANOTHER WEEK (whispering in his ear) and without your Linus blanket
Chief jackie: (shuttering at the thought) Yes dear , yes Ma'm , I'm sorry , I'm so sorry Dear , so sorry
Mrs. jackie: AW SHUT UP SHUTTEN UP FOR CHRIST SAKE !

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Let's Write A Book


Franklin , Tennessee - Tom and Jerry were enjoying a beer in the parking lot , at the local Bar-B-Q across from the new Franklin Police Building and Crib


Tom : I've been thinking of writing a book about Franklin police.
Jerry : Hell, I should write this book. I’ve got tons of stories.
Tom : I know Jerry , I know. Butt anyway , here's a taste from my book , featuring "Mark" , a former Franklin Police officer and a Hell of a nice guy to drink beer with.

Mark (of course it's not the real name of my good friend) used to be a Franklin Police officer during the Seventies and Eighties. Divorced, he now spends his retirement doing security work, chasing teenage pussy and playing with his grandchildren.

While eating and drinking - there's another thunder storm kicking up outside
Why don’t you? I ask , looking over some rough notes
You should've seen those police reports I wrote. They looked as though they were written with a Fucking crayon.
I laughed and sipped my beer.
Nah, Mark says, dismissively waving the cigar smoke away from his face. I can’t be a writer. I’m too much of a linear thinker.
Good quality for a police officer to have, I'd say.
Maybe. But I could never write a book. I hated doing reports in school. Hated it I tell ya
But you’ve got some good stories.
When I was a police officer , Mark said , My department was just like The Choirboys. Only worse. It’s a Damn Fucking miracle we didn't kill anyone or each other
What kind of Shit did you guys get into? I asked , activating the tape recorder on the table
O-Man. There was this one time we were being stupid on the town square , we were drunk and getting blow jobs from a bunch of police groupie assed bimbos.
While on duty?
Of course while on duty, Mark giggles. We didn't bother Fucking anyone unless we was being paid for it. The entire night shift was Fucking around over there. We got so drunk one night we even threw our own beer bottles onto the street and started shooting at them to celebrate having an orgasm
Sweet Jesus.
Yeeaaaaaaaaah , yawn , we even shot at his picture too. Heh Heh Heh
There used to be a Fucking hardware store on the other side of the square. If one ricocheted a bullet juuuuust right . . . . Damn! You guys were lucky.
Now I look back on that and go Why did we do such stupid assed Fucking stuff? It amazes me I was like that once.
But you grew up, I'd say.
Had to, Mark replies.
Did guys cop a squat a lot when you were on the job? I ask, referring to the practice of police catching a few winks in their patrol cars.
Back in my day , Mark said. If you went down by the river bridge at 96 , you would catch five guys or more from other departments taking naps.
It was crazy nuts , I tell you , Mark says. One time I rolled up on one of my guys and walked over to see how he was doing. Damn if he was'nt getting a hummer from some butt ugly chick. I was like Woops sorrie 'bout that
Some girls just love a man in uniform
But my favorite police story, Mark says. Was when I found an officer doing lines of coke in his patrol car – in the middle of a rain storm. Now that’s the Fucking Franklin Police definition for irony.
Yeah , that it is.
But those days are way long gone now , Mark says.
They will all be getting GPS in their cars soon and now that Warner guy will know where everybody is at all times
Yeah, Mark says. Today police officers are much more watched over. But they still pull a lot of Fucking Shit anyway
No doubt , I’m sure. But , why watch them more?
You really are a dumb ass are'nt you?
It's not on purpose.
I know , but anyway , it's so the supervisor has an idea of how much dues are owed.
It's what?
Yeah man , dues. The more Shit an officer pulls , the more dues are owed 'n payed. It's the law-a-way version of a Pyramid scheme. Look , the Franklin Police Chief is way past retirement age or have'nt you noticed? Why don't you think he takes it? Do you think he needs the money? No , he does'nt.
OK then , why doesn't he retire?
Because a hooked fish will not walk away from that kind of money. That's why. I mean , that much money alone is crazily addictive
Mark polishes off his beer and signals the buxom young waitress prancing around in a miniskirt for a refill.
Wanna another? he asks.
I’m good with what I have , while thinking and looking on , "Only in Franklin"
There was this one time I remember, Mark says, continuing his reminiscing , I had just gotten on the job. We got a call about a burglary in progress , right? Fucking idiot’s on the roof with his loot. The old timers I’m with tells this guy to get off the roof or they’ll shoot him.
So what did they do?
They shot at him, Mark says. BANG! BANG! BANG! That guy jumped on to a telephone poll and shimmied town like he was "The Apes of Tarzan".
Did they hit him
No.
So they shot past him.
Mark gives me a baleful stare. No. They really shot at him. They just missed is all.
Lucky for the burglar.
Yeah, well, he did get to do a good stretch as I recall.
Was it The Banana Boy?
No , someone else.
The waitress returns with Mark’s beer, gives us a brilliant smile and walks away. We both watch him walk away.
"Cute ass , real cute." I swear , sometimes Mark's Fucking clucking chuckles were just too Damned funny.
So did you like being a police officer? I ask refocusing my attention.
Loved it , Mark says. I wasn’t always a model officer. But I did some good. Put some bad people away.
To putting bad people away I say and raise my glass.
Amen to that brother.
So , what was the thing you hated most about being a police officer ? I ask.
The Fucking corruption , Mark says. Some Franklin Police officers are just plain Fucking common assed criminals. A guy I knew on the force had a saying , If you can’t drink it , fuck it. And if you can’t fuck it , steal it.
O-ooo - Man.
Did plenty of the first two , Mark says. But stealing? Nah. That was just wrong.
But some guys did.
Oh for sure , Mark says. Most did! But I will tell you about that some other time. Bullet fodder for my next book.
Yeah , Mark says giggling. But I’ll have to make sure the statute of limitations has run out on that Shit before I tell you about it - Mr. Writer.
Fair enough , I say.
I gotta take a leak , Mark says, pushing his chair away from the table. Ya got anymore cigars left?
Sure do.
Back in a sec.
As I watch Mark walk to the bathroom I notice the slight bulge made by the small automatic pistol he’s got holstered underneath his un-tucked polo shirt. Even in retirement he remains armed. I also know Mark’s got a snub nosed revolver somewhere on him as well. Probably in an ankle holster. I only know this because Mark handed it to me one day , fully loaded , for my examination. If you ever think you’re gonna need a gun , Mark said. Bring two. It’s faster than reloading.
When Mark’s out of sight I think about his job and the life he’s had. Because of people like him there are some seriously evil beings who’ll never get a chance to hurt anyone ever again. Rapists, child molesters , serial killers , drug dealers ( some of these were former Franklin police officers whom Mark had helped put away while keeping them out of the news media) – the terrible shadows that coexist and commingle in the light of a beautiful world- all put away by men and women who wear a badge. But what is the price they pay? How do they maintain their moral bearing? Mark’s a good guy , but I can tell he’s been scarred by his experience with Franklin politicians and Jay Johnson. He had mostly managed to stay on the straight and narrow. But others he knew didn’t. There was a line I heard in a police movie that’s always resonated with me. This work gets ugly. And you get ugly with it. How people handle that ugliness fascinates me. One day I’ll write about it.
Part of me is also fascinated by this topic because I wanted to be a policeman when I was a little boy. When I was in the seventh grade I won an essay writing contest and became the honorary police chief of my town for a day. Two detectives wearing polyester suits and loud ties drove me around in their unmarked car , called me "sir" and even let me shoot their guns at the firing range. I never forgot that experience. I even came close to becoming a police officer but didn’t. I’m glad for that. But as I think about "Two-Six Guns" Mark , I wonder if I would have been a good one. I'd like to think so , I mean like I'm certainly not anything like Detective Black , meaning I have not stolen anything from the Red Cross and I don't go around lying to cover up my other lies I've lied about.

More flashing blasts of lightning sears the newly created , concrete skyline , causing the "King Crib" , to flare and fade like the upturned face of a child during a fireworks show at Halloween. When the thunder arrives , I take another sip of my beer , curious about a life I never had. Which certainly helps to explain why I'm not a liar or a thief , I muse to myself.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Help For Conan Coming Soon


Franklin , Tennessee - BVD News - it will not be Tweeted by Sgt. Warner butt it is the majority that rules and Conan O' Brien has won the Franklin Police popularity contest survey for having the most popularly avoidable late night TV show. With the help of late night Franklin Police officers , BVD acquired the 10 best suggestions to help Conan man up his ratings.

Pictured is Conan pointing to his flat lined ratings


1.Maybe give La Bamba a machine gun with a sliding gun barrel to replace his trombone
2. Have Sgt. Warner demonstrate the Tokyo Sand Blaster
3. Saying Conan's name backwards should be on the censored word list
4. The moon should sit behind the desk instead of Conan.
5. Interview the Masturbating Bear as a celebrity guest
6. Conan should hang on the wall instead of the moon.
7. Have more 2 year old flat beer available to the audience and the home viewers.
8. Have a re-enactment of Franklin Police officers arresting those kids on roller skates looking for a safe place to skate during the flood.
9. Catch the Masturbating Bear giving helpful handy tips to Franklin Police officers behind the dumpster at HQ.
10. Interview Conan and ask if his show is really necessary for late night cable

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Missing Twitter Tweets

Franklin , Tennessee - BVD News - with Jerry showing the people of Franklin that Sgt. Warner is'nt keeping the people completely informed by Twittering everything of important news by omitting Officer Morris arrest , Franklinites have asked for all the Tweets be posted regardless of what Warner Tweets or not. The following is last night's police blotter action not found in the Franklin Police Twitter site

1:08 AM - 911 call , cellulose overload investigation , Chief Moore's wife called complaining her husband said she is fat and was calling her "Fatty" and "Fat Sweet Cheeks". Investigating officers on the scene determined their Chief was correct in his observation

1:17 AM 911 call , pet missing , Chief Moore called to say his cat was missing , answers to the name Kitty Kitty

2:01 AM 911 call , loud noise investigation , Chief Moore called complaining he could not sleep due to loud noises in his bedroom. Investigating officers on the scene found the offensive noise to be his wife eating crackers in bed

Monday, November 8, 2010

Franklin's Future Police Department


Franklin Police State of Tennessee -BVD News- this is the future of law enforcement envisioned by Jay Johnson , for "Our" Franklin Police Department ass explained by Sgt. Warner.

During a slide presentation @ The Crib , Warner explained to an elite butt , "invitation" only crowd , "Besides , these are cheaper than cars and we can purchase these in bulk quantities with our accredited , CALEA government credit card."

Someone asked Sgt. Warner , "Since you do not have the funds to hire moore officers , who will be riding these for now?" Mr. Warner replied , "It will help give the Chief something to do with himself besides counting his retirement money all day long and it will also give the women something moore to complain about while they putt putt about without sitting on their asses all day long like the men do. Besides , just think of the extra security for Street Scape. There will be fewer flowers picked by the tourists"

Franklin Officer Arrested

WSMV-TV-A Franklin police officer was arrested early Sunday morning after a domestic incident involving his wife, according to the city's police department.At about 12:20 a.m., Franklin police said they received a report of an incident at the clubhouse of the Alara Farms Apartments, located at 201 Gillespie Drive.Police said off-duty Franklin police Officer Steven Morris was having an argument with his wife outside. During the argument, another off-duty Franklin officer intervened after Morris grabbed his wife by her arms and shook her, according to a report.The incident was reported to an on-duty Franklin police supervisor, who arrested Morris and charged him with domestic assault. Morris was released from custody after posting a $500 bond.Morris has been suspended from the department.“Domestic violence is a crime, and Franklin police officers will arrest anyone suspected of committing it – regardless of who they are,” said Franklin Police Chief Jackie Moore in a news release.Morris is also under an internal investigation within the department for possibly violating additional police codes.


Comments-It's interesting that this incident was not Tweeted by "Our" Franklin Police Department. I did hear that Warner is the only person qualified to Tweet and he was too busy acting ass the assistant chief at the time and 2 days later , this has yet to be Tweeted. Considering how other people are bonded for far more than 500 dollar$ , it does appear this police officer received special consideration. Why is it "Our" Police Department always seem to be hiding something from "US"? Morris will continue being paid despite being fired. Hmmmm.




FRANKLIN, Tenn. - Newschannel5-Franklin police arrested off-duty officer Steven Morris at an apartment complex clubhouse Sunday morning.

Authorities said another off-duty Franklin officer intervened after Morris was seen grabbing his wife by her arms and shaking her.

The incident took place around 12:20 a.m. at 201 Gillespie Drive.

Franklin police charged Morris with domestic assault. Franklin Police Chief Jackie Moore suspended Morris when he found out he'd been arrested.

"Domestic violence is a crime, and Franklin Police Officers will arrest anyone suspected of committing it - regardless of who they are," said Chief Moore in a statement.

Officer Morris was released from custody after posting a $500 bond.


FRANKLIN, Tenn. – WKRN-Police in Franklin arrested one of their own over the weekend after officers said he grabbed his wife by her arms and shook her.

Just before 12:30 a.m. Sunday, Officer Steven Morris, who was not on-duty at the time, was witnessed having an argument with his wife outside the clubhouse at an apartment complex on Gillespie Drive.

Franklin police said another off-duty officer intervened and reported the incident to the on-duty police supervisor.

Morris was arrested and charged with domestic assault.

He was booked into the Williamson County jail and has since been released on a $500 bond.

Morris was suspended by Police Chief Jackie Moore after he learned of the arrest.

"Domestic violence is a crime and Franklin police officer will arrest anyone suspected of committing it, regardless who they are," Chief Moore said in a press release sent to News 2 Tuesday.

Additional information about Morris' wife and whether she was injured in the incident was not released.


Comments:

Pete-To bad they still have'nt arrested Richards for his assault on various people.The only reason Morris was arrested was because there was more than one complaint against this guy that morning.Meanwhile Richards continues to prowl the streets doing as he pleases

Mac-What a joke....seriously a $500???? I am puzzled but that is a violent crime. I have been arrested for disorderly conduct which was non violent and the bond was $1000. I guess thats what happens when you are a officer of law.

earlyx-Steven Morris is part native american ya'll, he is from the slap a hoe tribe!!!

Pete-Maybe Richards is also from the SlapAHoe tribe to

Friday, November 5, 2010

Striking Police Officers Strike Out


Franklin , Tennessee - BVD News - the newly built Franklin Police Headquarters was a flame last night ass the female officers decided to strike. When asked what the problem was , Officer Goober responded , "Us women are tired , tired , TIRED I tell you , of these men working less hours than the women while getting paid moore to do less."

BVD didn't fully understand until she was shown this sign newly installed in the co-ed shower stalls.

Chief jackie had earlier stated that he fully understood their problem and he made promises to look into the matter some moore ass his planned departure date to depart the department for good drew nearer every day.

Officer Goober said , "Yeah , us girls have heard all of this rhetoric before and we hope things will improve when jackie is finally gone , gone and I do mean GONE for good."

The ladies returned to work realizing the Chief was getting shorter with each passing minute and their actions were only hurting the city moore since their Chief didn't have the mentality to understand or to even care about what was going on anyway ass it finally dawned on the women that the Chief's uniform looked like a dress. A dress that was 4 times their own sizes , that is. That's when Officer Goober realized , the Chief was a cross dresser. "Well" , she thought , "Maybe it's so he can better understand what it is to be a woman by dressing ass a woman. Besides , I would rather see him in a dress than just a diaper begging to be changed. It's just looks more manly on him. I don't know why."

Ass the night drew onwards , Ms. Goober thought some more. "Damn. What a department. Full of Fucking assholes. One gets arrested for man handling his woman while another gets nothing because he's got his head up the Sarge's ass while another male officer is a Damn Pimp. Damn and I do mean DAMN what a department. Things need to change around here and change for the better. Hell , I know I can run things around this place better than that old Fart who only pretends to be a police chief since he is actually working for Jay Johnson. Yep , must be nice to have his office with a walk-in closet and a possum on the door , yep , this place is just another parade of one asshole chasing after another for a promotion and nothing else."

Sadly , Officer Goober reluctantly put out the fire in the trash can saying , "Us women will have our say when our day finally arrives. You'll see."

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Those Damn Bullies


Franklin , Tennessee - in today's TENNESSEAN there's a letter about "Bullies". It reminds me so much of "Our" Franklin Police Department.

Steven Morris was not the only bully inside Franklin Police. There is also Officer Richards who enjoys beating up people when there are no witnesses loitering around and of course there are also other officers inside the police department who enjoy being "Bullies"

So , why is'nt anything being done? Because it's not a part of being a Franklin Police officer to report/arrest your fellow co-worker just because they love the smell of fresh blood in the morning. Think I'm joking? Ask Commander Barnes or even Tim Taylor. They know I'm telling you the truth. Mr. Morris also knows it's true because last Sunday was not the first time he mistreated his wife. It's just that this time there were too many witnesses watching.

The biggest problem is that "Our" police officers have a total lack of respect for "US" and I don't think it's going to change anytime soon. Respect is a 2 way street , not a one way alley. Besides , Franklin Police have no idea what respect is and then they wonder why people don't give them respect. Well "DUH" , assholes.

Today , if you have a complaint against a Franklin Police officer , the standard procedure is to start with Sargent Warner , whose job responsibilities include stopping these things in their tracks. I know because I made a complaint against Sgt. Smithson and Officer Spearnock. Warner simply laughed in my face and that was that.

Just because Stephen Morris got fired , do not think things are going to change at "Our" Franklin Police Department. There are just too many "Bullies" protecting each other while "WE THE PEOPLE" continue doing nothing about "Our" government's Happy Assed Horse Shit

The Truth About Speeding Tickets



The City of Franklin , Tennessee , have you ever wondered about the accuracy of some of those speeding tickets ? Let me show you something Franklin Police don't want you to know.

Do you recognize this highway ? It's right here in Franklin. Several years ago , the speed limit was 45 going East and 55 going West. The police were having a field day and I'll let you guess who was winning. The only reason this was changed , was because the police ticketed a wrong person. That's right , I said a wrong person. Sooo much Shit was in the fan , it couldn't turn. Meanwhile , the court had raked in sooo much money , there were problems counting it all and several police officers were quietly accused of pocketing some of it. Yep , that's a lot of money. And this is enough truth and honesty about Franklin Police , for one day.

HEY - WELCOME TO FRANKLIN

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

A Team Work Venture


Franklin , Tennessee - BVD News-we rely on the strong long-standing relationships we’ve built through the years with our political partners and to no small thanks from CALEA.” stated Franklin Police Chief Jackie Moore. “This just shows what can be done when we work as a team." Looking around to see that no one else was listening , he added while padding his pockets full of money , "And to Hell with everyone else , especially those annoying little people."

This was overheard while admiring his new Crib ass he made those difficult decisions of deciding whose office got windows with a view. It's interesting at the different agencies getting new office space in this mostly unused building.

Now do you understand why Franklin Police need a really BIG building

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Harassment? What Harassment?

Franklin , Tennessee - this occurred over at the KoolAid blog several months ago , police harassment was again , the subject on the table and so I five fingered these comments:

Guest-I'm just wondering if anyone knows of any contacts for citizens concerned about the Franklin Police harassing citizens. Our family has lived her almost 12 years and I've never seen such an overblown department. They are out of control and I'd like to get an investigative reporter on it or demand an audit of that department. Any suggestions?

Guest-I don't usually visit this site so I'm not certain what is "off limits". The police harassment I am talking about is something different (and I agree with the concerns above except those are more a running joke at our house like the new ridiculous headquarters that I always drive out-of-town friends and family by just so I can watch their faces and laugh). My children are 17 and 19 and I am so tired of them being stopped by the FPD when they haven't violated any law. My kids have grown up scared of the cops and grown to hate them after years of being harassed about paintball guns, rollerblading, skateboarding, walking home from a friend's a block away after curfew,etc. We had another incident Saturday night and four cars showed up for a window tint violation then cuffed my son (home from college) in the back of squad car because a K9 unit they called supposedly smelled drugs - they didn't find anything in his car or on him. I won't even start on their cocky statements. He was one block from our home at 10:00PM. Anyway, I think there are way too many police with time on their hands and gasoline to burn and they harass citizens. We feel so strongly about it we have considered moving but refuse. I talk to so many other citizens that feel the same way and just wondered if there was a blog specifically for that or a group of concerned citizens that you might know of?

Guest- it happened Saturday night. I cannot tell you the number of parents that express the same concerns. It feels like we live in a police state with a bunch of officers that make the good officers look terrible. I have tried talking to Chief Moore and since he has a teenage son I thought he'd be more helpful or at least sensitive...not. I would not recommend Franklin for families with teenagers in a million years. I wish we'd never moved here but it makes me angry because this is the United States of America. Our Alderman throw money at that department like no tomorrow and we only have 60,000 residents...thanks for the feedback. I am not going to let this go. Blessings! And God Bless America!!

Another guest- if this is a recent happening our son had a similar thing happen. Nothing has changed after 7 years ?
Franklin City better wise up as it may run off their future good citizens.


Jerry Horne - The reason Franklin Police are out of control is because they have no accountability. The people could control them if they wanted to under THEIR CONSTITUTION , butt , they won't do it. HELL , they don't even use it. The American people proved to the world how gutless they are by allowing President Bush to kick them out of their White House.

Monday, November 1, 2010

Talking Civil War With The Chief

Franklin , Tennessee , BVD News - BVD got to talk with Franklin's Police Chief Jackie Moore about the upcoming Battle of Franklin re enactment. (I dug this out of some records. This occurred several years ago)
BVD : Good morning chief
Moore : Good morning BVD , glad to see you
BVD : Let's get down to business here chief , what's with your commandment of no guns at this years re enactment again?
Moore : I'm the law around here. It's ass simple ass that. I said no guns and I mean NO guns.
BVD : After all these years , other police chiefs did'nt have a problem with guns at the re enactment
Moore : President Bush has put back into place , the totaltarianism of power of the administrative office of the presidency , that we lost under Clinton , I'm just following suit.
BVD : What's that got to do with the gun issue ?
Moore : I am the law in this town and that's THAT ! That's why. How many times do I need to repeat myself ?
BVD : Well , you give me the feeling that next , you'll have the secret police running around
Moore : That's on my secret agenda. How do you know this? Who told you about them ?
BVD : What ?
Moore : I think you should stay here a while. There's some questions I want to ask you
BVD : Are'nt you that guy the U.S. Marshals would'nt take because there was a problem with your back ground check ?
Moore : Who's telling you these things , names , I want names !
BVD : Are'nt you the same guy seen at a MVA involving a DUI , and you personally took that driver home to keep them out of jail ?
Moore : Officer Richards , take this man to our interrogation room with the Pit Bulldogs
BVD: How much money did you pocket out of the 28 million dollar building scam?

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Talkin Wits With Da Chief



Franklin , Tennessee - BVD News - here's another excerpt from my conversation with Chief Moore

BVD: Come on Chief , just how much of that 28 million dollar design flaw did you put into your pockets
Chief Moore: I'm not talking so I guess that means I'm not saying heh heh heh
BVD: OK , let's move on , shall we?
Chief Moore: Oh yes , please , let's move on
BVD: What would/can you like to talk about that's good , clean conversation that your boss , Jay Johnson would not object too?
Chief Moore: What?
BVD: Look Chief , no one quits a job they've been given for life. Not even a police chief.
Chief Moore: Ok , OK , OK. Have I told you about our Assistant Police Chief David Rahinsky? He's a really nice guy. He's been very busy with himself trying to figure out just what exactly is an Assistant Police Chief.
BVD: You mean you don't know?
Chief Moore: Well , it's not necessarily that really , I mean like nobody around here actually knows for sure and besides , Sargent Warner has already been doing the Assistant's duties all of this time and so I get very confused about who really IS the real Assistant Police Chief around here
BVD: So why not make Warner your Assistant?
Chief Moore: Then who would do the Sargent's job?
BVD: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha , errrr aaaah , oh uummmm , I'm sorry Chief , It was'nt my intention to laugh at you

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

How To Remove A Bullet














Franklin , Tennessee - BVD News - with the word on the street spreading about that Franklin Police are plotting to become heroes by allowing some Franklinites to be sacrificed for cannon fodder , BVD was asked , " Is it possible to remove your own bullets , since I can not afford bullet removal insurance ? " And , with that question , BVD went to interview , fired and retired and former "Streets of Franklin" crime fighter , who was promoted to CID Lt. , a 25 year Franklin Police Chief wanna be and who again was later demoted to Night Shift Supervising Sargent so he could properly train Warner to take his place , Tim Taylor , to get the correct answers.
BVD : Thank you Mr. Taylor for seeing me.
Tim Taylor : Sure thing BVD. So , you want to know all about the fine art , of removing your own bullets do you?
BVD : Yes Sir. My readers really really want to know.
TT : I got to hand it to you BVD. You always come thru for your readers. I know , because I read your stuff all the time. So , let's get to it. The first thing to do , after being shot , is to go home to Momma. Remember when you were little ? Your Momma somehow knew everything about taking care of wounds , including those strange things growing on your penis.
BVD : Well yeah of course she did , she's from the Bronx. South Side that is.
TT : Uh huh of course. Let's move on. I have asked The Franklin Police Crime Investigation Team and The Crime Re Enactment Unit , with permission from Jay Johnson , to perform a bullet removal for us now that they have a 36 million dollar facility that allows them to do this sort of thing , out of sight of the public. Let's drop in and see what's going on:

Little Boy : Mom , Oooooooh MOM ! I've been shot again !
Mom : O K my Little Man , just go and bend over the sink , just like you did the last time , remember
LB : O K Momma. Butt this time , how about tending to the right hole. O K ?
Momma : (Giggles) O K son ha ha ha ha O K ( laughing , she playfully tugs on his ear)
LB : Oooooo MOMMA ! Not that hole :( his mom gets an ice pack and places it over the wound to numb the area)
Mom : O K son. Hold this ice pack in place while I go and get your favorite bullet removal knife.
She finds the knife and hands it to him. Very gently , the Little Boy takes the knife and probes it into the wound. Wiggling and twisting , the knife looks around inside for the bullet. Finding it , the Little Boy pries the knife blade up , pulling out minute pieces of muscle , tissue and sinew , the bullet falls out with a kinky kind of a clinky metallic sound , ass it bounces around in the sink , his mother takes the knife away from him.
Mom : Hmmm , my little Dr. Man I presume , I see you've done this sort of thing before. Now , I'll just heat the knife up to a nice cherry color red for you. Do you remember those cherries son
Little Boy : I sure do Momma. They tasted a little salty , butt they were sure tasty good.
Mom : O K son , do you remember when you stole all that money from that mean ole man , you know , our friendly neighborhood drug dealer who used to be my husband
LB : I sure do Momma. He caught up with me and gave me a chainsaw enema that I'll never forget.
Mom : Well son , when I put this red hot knife on your wound , you're gonna remember those feelings again , , , , aaaaaaand the son does remember ass the hot blade makes a sizzling sound while the air permeates with the smell of fresh burning flesh.
Little Boy : OH YEAH. I REMEMBER IT NOOOOW ! ! ! ! !
Mom : O K son. Hey , hey , hey , what's the matter ? She looks into his tear filled eyes. Noooow what's my Little Man crying about this time ?
LB : I'm crying because you are gonna waste some really good whiskey :(
Mom : That's right. Would you prefer I use the rubbing alcohol ?
Little Boy : Uh no , the whiskey is a lot smoother and does'nt hurt ass bad.
Mom : Are you saying one chainsaw enema is enough for one day ? Winking at him :)
LB : Yeah Mom , something like that.
Mom : O K. You look pretty good. The bleeding has mostly stopped.
LB : Good job Mom , you've always done me good quality work.

Tim Taylor : Now , all you do in wrapping this up , is to get something clean to dress the wound. You can even boil some rags. Also , when wrapping the wound , remember not to wrap too tightly or you will cut off the blood supply and even crush some important nerves. And that's all there is to it :)
BVD : Thank you Tim. I knew you had answers for everything. Um , is there any whiskey left ?
Tim Taylor : Unfortunately no , jackie beat you to the last of it. And one more thing. Remember to mind the wound to minimize blood lose. Otherwise , you would die and inherit a worm farm. Heh heh heh .
BVD : Tim , again , thank you so much for giving us your time
Tim Taylor : Not a problem BVD , no problem at all. Just remember me when you vote for Franklin's new police Chief.
BVD : Uh , er ah , Tim , nobody votes for the police Chief. That's a political position that has already been filled by Jay Johnson with the help of his cronies.
Tim : Oh uh yeaaaah. That's right. I knew that. Heh heh heh I just wanted to see if you were paying attention

Wakeboarding Arrests In Franklin

Franklin , Tennessee - Franklin Police busy themselves with polishing their badges.

The video is back up. It was taken down while the Wake boarding criminals were going thru Franklin justice system









Here are some of the many remarks people are stating about "Our" Franklin Police Department

1fast4by - Along with everything else. The police here are really really bad. And I'm a law abiding citizen. They take every opportunity to hassle anyone. Not just the young whipper snappers causing a ruckus...

TuckaBlaze - but what law gives them the authority to do so? is that a general law? this means anytime a cop feels he wants to protect me he can come football tackle me before i take a sip of my hot coco before it burns me?

Draggin88 - That's pretty gay, they cuffed them with out even saying a word. Just BAM cuffs on!

deathphoenix99 - I hope the kids don't get in trouble, that's a stupid reason to arrest them.

Bootylicious - that is usually the way it goes...

Lowobsessions - Im so glad I moved away from Franklin.

TuckaBlaze - i still think there was better stuff for those cops to be doing up there with all that going on instead of messing up someones day.
I mean everyone is down up there as it is. dont make it worse being a douche bag.

District Attorney Helper - The police probably had something more important to do , butt they can not remember what it was.

Anonymous - maybe the police were too drunk too remember what more important was