Franklin , Tennessee - with the new police headquarters being built @ trumped up discount taxpayer rates , uninformed uniform personnel are not too sure where they fit in , once inside. Just leave it to Franklin's Bean Counter to have these answers and more. By using these simple cartoon graph maps , anyone can find their way , once inside the new building
Jerry : Wow , this is great , even I can understand this
Bean Counter : Exactly
Jerry : I noticed there's a lot of empty white space on these maps
Bean Counter : Yes , that's so anyone can rite or draw notes for future reference. Or , check this out , they can tear off little pieces from this map and leave a trail so they can retrace their footsteps later and not get lost.
Jerry : You mean like bread crumbs ?
Bean Counter : Exactly
Jerry : I was wondering. With all of those trails being left on the floor and criss crossing existing trails , won't things be getting confusing ass everyone leaves even more trails while others kick the crumbs across the floor?
Bean Counter : Heh heh heh , eeeexxxxactly riiiiiight my man , heh heh heh
Jerry : Soooooo , people will still be getting lost and not found anyway
Bean Counter : Exactly right
Jerry : Well then , if it's alright with you , I'll just make a big arrow across the walls as I walk around.
Bean Counter : What ever works for you is OK with me.
