Franklin , Tennessee - Once upon a time-Downtown Franklin was having a nasty burglar problem. Franklin Police were unable to catch or even solve who was doing these things. Even the downtown Bike shop got hit ( across from the now new justice center ). It was that bad.
Finally , someone had a brain fart and suggested a steake' out. Sooooo , one evening , while everyone on the force was departmentally enjoying themselves eating catered steake' downtown , Downtown Franklin got hit again. A few hmmmms , groooooans and a couple of really good Damns later , it was realized they were just not able to catch those thieving burglars and couldn't understand why.
Well , come one Damn fine morning , a Franklin Police officer starts to get into his patrol car to start his shift , only to discover his car door was open , and inside , was the Banana Boy himself , sound asleep and snoring at the wheel.( this was in the days when Franklin Police could not afford new FORD cars or FORD car doors and had to make due with the FORD on hand ).
With a little detective work and questioning that Boy amid doing some Preebie-Freebie-Franklin Police Officer math101 , Franklin Police finally learned one of their very own had the Boy's back.
I'll give you a clue to who the officer was. Remember at one time , Downtown Franklin Metropolis had a walking patrol officer , complete with a badge and a gun ? There was this really pissy assed , bald headed fart , giving parking tickets to anyone and everyone for no reason. He was that pathetically upset for having his patrol car taken away ( now do you understand why he was referred to ass the walking patrol ).
Oddly enough , with him walking around Downtown , there were no more burglaries reported Downtown. ( In fact , due to this officer's perseverance against Downtown crime , the powers that were at the time in power , decided Downtown was finally safe enough to plant the new justice center Downtown ) And NO ! , Due to department policy politics , this officer could not be fired , or even be charged with the crimes he participated in.
What really goes on behind those closed doors?
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