Bare Sightings

Franklin , Tennessee - late one night , the bares came out to party. It turned into one bare assed ugly looking train. Doug saw it all. He goes to the eye doctor later today.

Doug : Oh man , I'll never be able to see again
Jerry : Just what exactly do you think you saw ?
Doug : There's no thinking about what I saw man , look for yourself. Look into my eyes. See me ? Look at me , I'm going blind , BLIND I'm telling you , B-L-I-N-D , BLIND !
Jerry : Hmmmmm , well , hopefully not. So , what was it again , this sight you saw ?
Doug : Those neighbors of yours were in the middle of the street making a train. I've never seen so many bare assed asses in my whole life. Damned ugly sight too. There ought to be a law against shining an ugly ass in the middle of the street.
Jerry : Well , maybe that explains why Franklin Police don't patrol this neighborhood
Doug : Hm ? Why ?
Jerry : Well , perhaps they don't want to go blind either
Doug : You are not being funny
Jerry : I'm not trying to be. Besides , how do you know , these people were'nt praying to the full moon ? I mean , perhaps these people were just mooning the moon :)
Doug : No DAMN IT ! They had an orgy going on.
Jerry : Hmmm , I see
Doug : No you don't see. You weren't there
Jerry : Hmmmm , I see
Doug : Oh stop it.
Jerry : :)