Franklin , Tennessee - while most Franklinites are soaking wet and watching their car float down the Harpeth , let's step into the dry over at the new Franklin Police Crib.
Mayor: Damn , look at all those cars floating down Columbia Avenue , would you
Chief Moore: Don't worry sir , we are perfectly safe and dry up here in our Penthouse. See? Just look around down there , the grass is'nt even wet yet. Why , just look up there Mayor , the clouds can't even touch us we're so high up
Mayor: Chief , I tell you what , this is the best grass ever.
Chief: Of course it is , being the "Chief" does have it's advantages
Police Officer: Hey uh , duuuuh , hey chief , the basements flooded again
Chief: Oh goooood. The water for my fish tank has arrived.
