Franklin , Tennessee - Nashville is so blessed for having Ms. Cheap pass along a few everyday tips to help US get things "cheap".
After reading this article in THE TENNESSEAN , BVD went down to Uptown Franklin Business District , to interview Franklin's very own and only one , Franklin Police Departmental Detective , Mr. Black (who's busy working overtime fighting crime for you 'n me and the rest of US) and right here , for the very first time in print , BVD tells US about a little known system , used within the Franklin Police Department for getting things "cheap"
Have you ever looked at a Franklin Police officer lately? I mean really look 'em over , from head to toe. The first thing you notice is their utility belt. Just look at all of those wonderful toys hanging around their waste , would ya. How do they do it? Just how do they find the money to pay for all of that wonderful stuff? I mean really , after all , US taxpaying people are told , that our Franklin Police officers are some of the lowest paid professionals on the planet. And then we get told they are strapped for operating funds. Sooo , how do they do it? Just where does all of that money come from? What's their little secret? Let's read on , shall we?
Do you really think , that during a traffic stop , the police are just looking for guns and illegal drugs during a search? Did you notice things were missing after they are gone? Were you afraid to speak up afterwards or did you just file a complaint and hope for the best? (have you ever taken time out to fill out their questionaire survey)
Have you noticed there are 2 Franklin Police officers together show up to investigate a crime , butt , only one person seems to show interest while the second person is looking at stuff not relevant to the case?
Have you noticed how one officer will talk his head off while the other officer walks away and keeps his back to you?
Have you noticed an officer writing a lot of notes and then you peek at his paper and there's nothing on it?
Do you really think , it's just a rumor that Franklin Police steal stuff from people's homes? You know what I'm talking about. Your next door neighbor has even mentioned this. You both know it was them , butt , you don't have the proof?
Sooooooooo , how do they do it?
What's their little secret?
Well my friends , Franklin Police use a little known system called the "3/5 Discount". It's so easy to learn and so easy to use and it's so easy to utilize on the job , that a common FSSD third grader can even learn how to do it and use it for themselves. It's just a simple 3-count procedure really and here's how it's done - the officer sees it , the officer places five fingers on it , the officer takes it away. One , two , three , it's that EAZ-EE.
So you see , we can learn a thing or two from "Our" Franklin Police Department , about getting things "cheap"
Kat: Hey Jerry , I was wondering something
Jerry: What's that , Kat?
Kat: Does this 3/5 system qualify ass being too cheap for Ms. Cheap?
Jerry: I dunno butt I'll bet cha Ms. Cheap is a more honest person than some people I've talked about around here
