Franklin Police Funny Pages

Franklin , Tennessee - BVD News - remember the stolen money machine at SUNTRUST Bank? Well , it seems some Franklinites really did have some of their money in that machine and some of them have since canceled their SUNTRUST banking accounts and moved on to another and more secure bank.

BVD was on the scene , watching ass another long time SUNTRUST Bank couple went inside to delete their account. In the process , a Living Will was being made out , which requires 2 unrelated signatures on the various papers.
Bank rep: Could I impose upon you to sign these papers? We don't have anyone present who is qualified at the moment.
Couple: Sure.
BR: Oh thank you. You two are so kind to do this
Couple: What are we getting paid for doing this? I think the going rate is 50$
BF: You are both being Good Samaritans
Couple: Ass much ass you charge for the little things , this is worth something
Bank Rep: And SUNTRUST thanks you for being such Good Samaritans
Couple: You know , SUNTRUST isn't much of a Good Samaritan in our community and besides , being a Good Samaritan is not in our job description just like it is not at SUNTRUST Bank

Meanwhile , another couple showed up to delete their SUNTRUST banking accounts and asked , "How do you drive a forklift 2 miles in the dark , to a bank and remove the money machine and the police not notice?"
Answer: In a move to save the bank some money , SUNTRUST stopped giving Franklin Police protection money.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm! You don't saaaayyyyyyy.