They Are Scared of Them

Franklin , Tennessee - have you ever wondered how or even why it is , that Franklin Police get away with so much Shit?

I know something about Franklin Police and it is'nt very flattering. So , not knowing what to do , I moseyed on over to see Sheriff Long's bunch at The Williamson County Sheriff's Department , to talk about it.

While in an office , the person I spoke with was highly interested in getting the people behind the problem I addressed. He even stated , "I'll show 'em who's da boss 'cause 'round he'ah I'm da boss. Yeah buddy , I'll show 'em all right". Upon mentioning the perps were Franklin Police officers , the person's face immediately lost color ass he frantically shot out of his own office , knocking over his chair , tripping over his desk and going "Splat" straight into the wall ass he desperately struggled to fight his way thru an open door , he then performed a bumbling , stumbling clown act taking him down the hall and straight into the Women Room where he finished off his career by locking and barring himself into a diaper station stall ass he shouted to anyone who would listen , that he was refusing to never ever come out of there again , so don't bother asking. The sheriff's very own and highly trained "Negotiator" could'nt get anywhere with him , not even after getting down on their knees and begging. Meanwhile , during all the fuss 'n ruckus , the female deputies had become desperate and were threatening for their own sake and peace of mind , to either take over the Men Room or they were going to just "dump it" in the halls.

You know , I've never seen a guy , with a badge and a gun run so fast and so far away , just from talking about someone before. I mean not ever. It was rather comical in it's own right. Butt , with other law enforcement agencies acting like this , it's no wonder "Our" Franklin Police Department enjoys their autonomy of being above the law and it does help to explain why they have no accoutability.

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