Franklin , Tennessee - BVD Comics Franklin Police officers have SatCom puter terminals in their cruising cars and the city's departmental bean counter wanted to know , how efficiently , if any , of how many departmental police officers were at using departmental technology. This data was compiled and carefully graphed to permit easy data consumption and is easy pleasy to the eye
Jerry : What do these graphs tell you ?
Bean Counter : Police officers have way too much time in their hands
Jerry : In their hands?
Bean Counter : Yes , in their hands. ( "They're masturbating" ) he whispered into Jerry's ear
Jerry : And , what does that tell you ?
Bean Counter : The department has too many officers on payroll with nothing to do butt twiddle diddle their dicks
Jerry : I see. Hmmm. Would that help to explain why the Chief is never found to be around
Bean Counter : Why " Yes " , yes it can. I'll just make me a little ole note to myself of that little tidbit and graph out the information , Thank you. Um , ass old ass his ass is , do you think he still twiddles it , I mean , ummm , well , ooooh Shit , what do I mean?
Jerry : Well , I dunno. Butt , there is plenty of free Viagra available for police officer coffee consumption , so I guess if jackie has'nt rubbed himself down to a pencil numb , ummmm , well , I guess put enough Viagra into that thing and he just might , maybe , uh , you know , uh , be doing it. If he can still find it , that is.
Bean Counter : Well now , that would explain why he can not be found during office hours , would'nt it?
Jerry : It "wood"
