Franklin , Tennessee - here by popular demand for "Our" very own Franklin Police Department , is our very own Chief Moore Challenging The Challenge contest. The person with the winning entry wins the prize. The goal is to have the best caption for this picture. You have one week to place your entry. Good Luck all.
The entrees will be posted here:
Jerry: Duh , hey uh Chief , your scissors are open
Kat: Well well well , after all these years , the Chief finally has something to do
Ajax: Is "jackie" really qualified to operate those things?
BVD: You mean this town is so bad off , it takes a police chief to guard those things?
Officer Goober: I just adore a man in uniform. Don't you Chief?
Officer I. M. Rich: Hey Chief , two hands , twooooooooo hands. Look , no look at me not her , watch me O Kay , now , here we go , one , two , see? Did you see how simple this is? Two hands. No Chief. Huh? What? No Chief , you can't use more than two hands. What? Because you don't have moore than two hands.
Officer McCullie: That's the first time I've seen the Chief holding something in his hands besides himself.
Det. Barnes: And to think that Jay Johnson just finished explaining to him how to use those 2 stupid things. Jeeeeeeeeezus! What a brainless Duck 'n Fuck !
Sgt. Jim "Bean" Warner: Whoa there Chief , it's dangerous to walk with open scissors. You DID know that , right? Uh Chief? Helloooooooooo. Hey you , Chief , is anyone home?
Officer Neckvein: Damn it all to Hell , that's the new Masturbation Training Stimulator. We took 50,000 dollar$ from our bullet budget to pay for that Damn thing and here the Chief is demonstrating it for our new recruits pleasure. Didn't someone tell him that thing doesn't work with Viagra? Damn it all to Hell , I'm gonna give somebody a ticket for being on my streets or my name aint Neckvein! Damn it! Look it that. The Chief broke it just ass it was my turn to use it. Damn it all to Hell! Now I feel a tantrum coming on. Where's my ticket book? I'm gonna give some lucky Bastard a bad hair day.
Kat: Are you sure this isn't Challenge the Challenged Person Contest?
Chief Moore: This is the most work I've done in over 15 years
Officer Goober: Duh Chief , your uniform looks like a woman's dress. What's your size again? You look like your chin up bars are drooping past your naval
Officer Goober: Chief Moore , the last of the high level security guards guarding scissors in Franklin. Now that's a job he finally qualified for
Kat: Someone told the Chief he was on "Who's Got Talent"
