Monday, March 14, 2011

Police Chief Likeness Found In Spuds


Franklin , Tennessee - BVD News - a likeness of Chief Moore was found smirking amongst his spud buddies at Wally World yesterday.

Produce Manager Beavass said he found it while throwing away old stock. Rotten potatoes smell bad enough butt upon smelling something really a foul , he moved the spud pile aside and found a Chief Moore look-a-like resemblance in the form of the one , the only , Mr. Potato Head himself.
With stinky spud in hand , Beavass was astounded ass he ran around the store , showing everyone how it looked exactly like "Our" very own , Franklin Police Chief jackie Moore.
Everyone he showed it to was in full amazement , despite asking the same question , "Can this likeness of Mr. Potato Head give better spuds than jackie?"
Meanwhile , this potato head likeness of the Chief will remain on display at the Customer Service Desk until his odor can be tolerated no moore.