Smile For The Camera , Chief

Franklin , Tennessee - I was asked this question and many thanks goes to BVD for finding this information:

Mr. Blogger , why is it , every time "Our" Franklin Police Chief gets his picture taken , it is almost always a shot from behind or half a facial side shot? Why are there so few frontal face shots? I mean like , how can we tell if it really is jackie every time in any of these pictures or does he use a stand in double for certain personal reasons like President Bush Jr. did on so many occasions? From Disturbingly Disturbed.

Dear D.D. - I can understand being disturbed about your question because there happens to be a very good answer to your disturbingly very good question. You see , Chief jackie has a drinking problem (it's roots can be traced all the way back to an agreement made some 15 years ago for all the free Moonshine he can drink in return for certain favors) which naturally gives him a "Rudolph's Red Nose " which in turn naturally gives cosmetic artists a problem with his frontal lobe appearances. There have been times when the Chief is told his picture will be taken and people will try to help him abstain from swinging a jug beforehand or at least try to convince him to wait for the 9:15 morning break alarm. (sometimes Warner will find and hide the jug butt then he has to explain how it became empty while being in a secure 36 million dollar facility. The free Shine is for the Chief only)

This 15 year supply of free Moonshine helps to explain how the Chief accumulated the most unworked hours and missing in action for over time hours , per shift , per day , per pay period than any other police officer or city employee in Franklin's history. (or in other words , he's being paid to not work , it seems people get moore done having him out of the way)