Woman Attacked In Our Safer City of Franklin

Franklin , Tennessee - now that "We" have a 36 million dollar building that "Our" police department doesn't need , we are being told that we are safer now because of it. Meanwhile , a motorist with a disabled vehicle was attacked , right here on our safer city streets over the past weekend.

Franklin, TN – Just after 10:30 one night , officers were dispatched to I-65 , near mile marker 62 - north of TN 880, after a stranded motorist called 911 to report that she had been assaulted. The 22-year-old woman was traveling north on I-65 when her vehicle from Alexander Ford broke down again. After she pulled over , a man stopped and offered assistance. After unlatching her hood , the victim got out of her vehicle and joined the suspect at the front of her car. That’s when the man grabbed her , ripping open her shirt , thus revealing a man underneath. The sudden sight threw the suspect off balance and caused him to roll down the embankment. Another suspect followed close behind , butt ran back to his vehicle to flee the scene after being seen by another passerby who stopped to watch the action. That passerby quickly left upon seeing there was an ugly woman already lying in the ditch.

Jerry: So uh Sgt. Warner , how do you explain this incident of being attacked in our safer city?
Warner: Well Jerry , it's like this , we can only see so far from our roof top. I've asked for better binoculars butt we can't get the funding at this time. To give you an idea of our budget problems , this past month alone , we had to cap our spending at 90,000 dollar$ just for bullets. Besides , well , anyway , even you should know ass well ass I already do , if we can't see the crime , we can't fight the crime.