Franklin , Tennessee - BVD News - the newly built Franklin Police Headquarters was a flame last night ass the female officers decided to strike. When asked what the problem was , Officer Goober responded , "Us women are tired , tired , TIRED I tell you , of these men working less hours than the women while getting paid moore to do less."
BVD didn't fully understand until she was shown this sign newly installed in the co-ed shower stalls.
Chief jackie had earlier stated that he fully understood their problem and he made promises to look into the matter some moore ass his planned departure date to depart the department for good drew nearer every day.
Officer Goober said , "Yeah , us girls have heard all of this rhetoric before and we hope things will improve when jackie is finally gone , gone and I do mean GONE for good."
The ladies returned to work realizing the Chief was getting shorter with each passing minute and their actions were only hurting the city moore since their Chief didn't have the mentality to understand or to even care about what was going on anyway ass it finally dawned on the women that the Chief's uniform looked like a dress. A dress that was 4 times their own sizes , that is. That's when Officer Goober realized , the Chief was a cross dresser. "Well" , she thought , "Maybe it's so he can better understand what it is to be a woman by dressing ass a woman. Besides , I would rather see him in a dress than just a diaper begging to be changed. It's just looks more manly on him. I don't know why."
Ass the night drew onwards , Ms. Goober thought some more. "Damn. What a department. Full of Fucking assholes. One gets arrested for man handling his woman while another gets nothing because he's got his head up the Sarge's ass while another male officer is a Damn Pimp. Damn and I do mean DAMN what a department. Things need to change around here and change for the better. Hell , I know I can run things around this place better than that old Fart who only pretends to be a police chief since he is actually working for Jay Johnson. Yep , must be nice to have his office with a walk-in closet and a possum on the door , yep , this place is just another parade of one asshole chasing after another for a promotion and nothing else."
Sadly , Officer Goober reluctantly put out the fire in the trash can saying , "Us women will have our say when our day finally arrives. You'll see."
