The Texan

Let's take time out from talking about the police. I always enjoy a good joke and this being the holiday season we could all use a laugh or 2 or 3. I mean like really , did The City of Franklin really really really spend 28 million dollar$ to design a 36 million dollar building? Personally , I don't think so. The math just does'nt add up.

Here's an old one that many people don't get or even understand.

Once upon a time , a Texan went to New York on business. While bar hopping , he met a rather nice " Ho ". During their conversation , she asked about the six-shooters he was packing. He drew them out of their holsters and twirled them around and then real sudden like , he neatly slid them back into place. " Don't you ever take them off ? " she asked. " No , of course not , you just never know when I'll need them . " he replied.
Well , ass you would might know , the conversation leads to one thing and another , and the Texan just could'nt stand up straight any longer , and the Ho took him on up to her place just around the corner.
Once in bed , things started going the way things do go in bed. " Hey , can't you take them Damn pistols off , they are rubbing me raw. " complained the Ho. " NO Ma'm ! " said the Texan as he dismounted her. Standing up , his stance towered high above her , pulling out his six guns and twirling them around , he slid them back neatly into place. "You just never know when I'll need them. " , he says.

Sooo after looking in a book and experimenting with different positions , the Ho finally makes herself comfortable by riding him on top.
Things were going pretty well in bed when all of a sudden , a Pimp looking kind of guy bursts into the room and slaps "His" Damn Ho something silly up and off of our happy faced Texan and slams her little ass up against the wall.
Immediately pulling out his six guns , the Texan points them at the guy and drawing back the hammers he says " Put her back. "