Franklin , Tennessee - BVD News for Franklin Police - if you have'nt heard by now , yes it's true. "Our" Franklin Police Department has slipped in the "Worst Speed Trap" ratings. Read on -
For 2010 , The National Motorist Association has named Nashville ass being the "WORST" city in the state for getting a traffic ticket. Meanwhile , Smyrna has maintained it's position ass the worst city in the state with less than 100,000 residents for getting a traffic ticket. The City of Franklin has somehow been omitted from the list for this year.
Sgt. Warner's reply to the mistake made by NMA was , "Of course we are very disappointed to hear this BUTT I can assure you we will try harder in the coming new year. Keep in mind we only have so many qualified "Assholes" to beat their meat on "Our" streets. Everyone knows how unsettling things are when this department does'nt win something for nothing , or gets named for doing something it did'nt do , or maybe earn another Atta'Boy for not arresting So-and-So for DUI , or for bringing in another really BIG trophy." :)
BVD: Have you tried using a little "Grease"?
Sgt. Warner: We only apply that stuff on those really important , "BIG NAME" awards.