Pay Grade # 10 Vanderbilt

Vanderbilt University in Nashville Tennessee - I've told you about Franklin Police connections with Vanderbilt , butt , now I'll tell you about Vanderbilt. Did you know that Tenured Faculty are allowed to steal anything and everything they want? Doesn't matter who the property belongs too , they can steal and nothing will happen.

There's one professor in particular whom I know quite well. He came to Vanderbilt saying he had all kinds of research money in waiting for him to procure an area to perform his research. That's right boys and girls. All he needed was a place to do research. The university where he presently was would not and did not accommodate him because he was full of Shit and no one wanted to smell it. No , I'm not making this up. So he told a bunch of lies and got his Tenure transferred to Vanderbilt.

Upon arrival , he did not waste any time to start stealing whatever he could get his hands on. He even stole student equipment and put his own name on it. He even used department money to ship stuff to his friends in other states. There was nothing beyond his reach. Meanwhile , he had stolen some items that were on inventory. And of course , he had so much money to spend on his research that he even took the department's budget and the student's lab fees and he even took the Chairman's office. What to do , what to do. I mean this guy just took it all. Finally people were talking about all of the stuff that was missing. Surely there must be a thief amongst them.

So this is what happened , to cover his ass , the professor told Vanderbilt Police that he knew of an employee stealing stuff from the department. And so Vanderbilt went to work setting up their equipment to watch this employee steal all this stuff that he wasn't stealing. Ass stupid ass it sounds , a faculty member can steal all they want too butt if you are an employee , you get the blame for anything found stolen regardless if you stole it or not.

Welcome to Vanderbilt
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