FOP Calling

Franklin , Tennessee - I can't believe the FOP called , begging me for money. Of course I said , " No and thank you for calling ".
Well , O Kay , yeah , right , sure I can believe it now. And , welllll Hellll , why not , right ? After all , Franklin Police have burgled and vandalized so much property around here , it just doesn't makes sen$e , while they are at it , to not a$k for money , right ? I mean , it's rather obvious that doing any crime can be a dangerous profession and they need all the money they can get , right ? RIIIIIGHT ! I mean , having a dangerous career like law breaking enforcement can be expensive. I mean , like , well , let's just think about it for a minute. O Kay? What "IF" , they got hurt or even killedead , while breaking our laws or harassing people? Who's going to care for those widowed wives and mistresses? Hm? Who is going to look after those Bastard children now? Hmmmm , sounds like the perfect job for the FOP to me

Sooooo , let's see here. What kind of expenses are we looking at , to break the law:
You gotta buy gloves to prevent leaving misplaced fingerprints and also to protect your hands from cuts while smashing the front door glass
You need dark clothing for operating at night
You gotta have a gun , (just in case)
You gotta have extra coffee to stay awake all night while waiting for the right moment to break the law (and coffee aint cheap these days)

And that's just the short list of it all. Do you see now , how expensive it can be , ass a police officer in Lawlessness Enforcement? And that's just for working over time , after working normal hours.

During normal shift hours , a police officer's regular duties may include , butt are not limited to:

Giving people traffic citations , who are not their personal friends
Arresting people for DUI , who are not their friends
Arresting people for vandalizing chicken turds because it's against the law
Abusing prisoners while wearing handcuffs because it's fun
Ignoring a person's medical needs because they are not being paid to care
Lying on MVA reports to get their personal friends more insurance money
Lying to court officials because it's their job
Vandalizing private property because it's fun

And that's just another short list of their many job responsibilities. Ass you can see , Franklin Police officers wear many , many hats besides their own


I had earlier received a BSS in Policing Criminology in the Work Place and Education from Franklin Police very own , Tim Taylor and Commander Barnes , butt , several years later , Detective Black awarded me the Phd. in Policing Criminology Activities and thus , I now have the equivalent of a Lawlessness Activities Behind the Badge in Criminology Series & Studies in Failures of Honesty because of Futility in Policing Lawlessness Enforcement dual major (Thank you Mr. Black). With all of the stuff stolen around here , it makes me wonder if this guy is sharing the wealth with his fellow officers or is he just running an Ebay store? I don't know , surly he aint throwing it all away for the Hell of it being evidence. And let's not forget the electronic harassment. (yes it does harm a 2 year old and Franklin Police are still laughing that one off) Oh yeah , let's not over look the phone taps and the cameras. You know , there's no criminal activity around here. If there was , arrests would have been made. And none were made. Butt then , the police already knew that before they started their fun and games here

Note: I will take this moment to give a word of thanks , to our FOP members , who risked their lives during those moments of enjoyed fulfillment , stealing and vandalizing property , that was not their own. They did a wonderful job and I think they deserve a really nice pay raise and at least , a medal or two , to hang on their chest , to show for bravery and their disconcernment towards their own life , while in pursuit of their own personal happiness. Thanks guys , each and everyone one of you. Again , Thank You