The Lying Truth About Franklin Police

The City of Franklin , Tennessee - Time for a reality check - have you ever wondered , " Is a Franklin Police officer , really a truthful/honest person ? " Hmmmm , now why would you ever have reason to think such thoughts ? ( I can only why and wonder , ( speaking only for myself :) )

Having spent several days behind the Greek columns ( courtesy of Franklin Police ) , I was given the opportunity to become acquainted , with some of Franklin legal eagles. And my oh my , the juicy fruit I learned. Perhaps it might be better , to not repeat anything , eh ? Oh , what the Bloody Hell , why not ? I'll just share this tasty bite of truth with you anyway. I mean , what are JJ's police gonna do , throw me in jail and laugh about it ?

You do not want to testify against a police officer in front of a jury. The court will automatically accept the officer's word over yours. That's just the way it is. I mean , this is how the system works , er , ah , I mean , this is how the system is set up. OK ?

While giving testimony in court , of course , the officer will lie a little , lie some more and if asked again , he will lie some more , again. Even tho every legal eagle in that court room ( including the judge and the DA ) factually knows , the officer is without a doubt , a liar , that Franklin Police officer's testimony , will be accepted ass the gospel truth. Regardless. Period. Just like that. No ifs , no butts , no whats and no cross examination required. The only thing that might change the court's outcome on life , would be a lightning strike. Hmmm , er , ah , well , maybe , I suppose , I'm not really sure. What I AM sure about , is this simple fact : I reeeeeeally , yes really , don't want to be around those Greek columns with their lies flying around. ( just in case )

Now , don't you feel good knowing the truth about about your City of Franklin legal system ? I know sure I do.

And , nooooooo , I'm not kidding or making this up.