Monday, October 26, 2009

Who's Got The Biggest Column ?

Franklin , Tennessee - people have asked while pondering the ever wondering question , why is it , Jay Johnson commands the Franklin Police Department , when there is a police Chief on the payroll ?

This is what's found/learned. Jay Johnson , aka Good Ole Boy JJ , wanted to be a policeman all of his life , butt , he could not be one because of past problems with some city's somewhere else law. In time , he realized , that by becoming a city administrator , any city administrator , he can command an entire city , including the police department , without needing to meet police officer requirements.

Soooooooo , one fine day , he had a word with Chief jackie that led up to a " show me yours and I'll show you mine " , display of " columns ". JJ won and thus took over ass the commandering and Chief God King of The Franklin Police Department. jackie , having never been man enough to stand his own ground and so JJ was kind enough to keep him around on payroll , to maintain the look of having a police Chief.

Now do you understand why Greek columns are so important to Franklin image ?