Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Franklin's Fight For Bigger & Better Columns Grows Bigger

Downtown Franklin , Tennessee - the buzzing news around Downtown Franklin has become the argument over the new Franklin Police Headquarters having BIGGER Greek columns than That " Other " Justice Center.

This argument has gotten so large , that no one at That " Other " Justice Center can get anything done , much less even do their own work. ( don't ask )

It seems those judges , well , any judge , regardless of designer robes , have declared they should have the largest of the larger columns , regardless of costing more at taxpayer's expense. After all they claim , they are worth it and so much more.

Please note - We regret to say , that a picture is not available at this time , due to the size of the columns verses the size of our camera and we are presently negotiating with NASA for a picture. It seems the columns are so large , it was thought missiles of mass destruction , were awaiting launch , from right here on "Good 'Ole Boys" Street in Downtown Franklin.