Franklin , Tennessee - how would you like to have a second income , without those burdening , bothersome taxes? I mean , wouldn't a tax free , second income , be great to have right now? It just sounds too good to be true doesn't it? And I'll bet , you've heard all of this before. Am I right?
Now look , I'm going to tell you up front , if you don't happen to have a half mill to bring to the table , you can leave right now because I'm wasting your time. Butt , if you've got that half a mill , then , this program just might be right for you. And the best part is , the police do all of the leg work. All you do on your part is just stay at home and watch the money roll in ass the police do their part. It's that simple and the police will even send an armed escort with your earnings , right up to your door.
Here's how it works - let's say your neighbor has some collectibles and you would like to get your hands on it , butt you don't want to get caught with the stuff , should the police get called in. Well my friend , here's the beauty of it all. Let the police do the stealing for you. AND , they'll even take care of the fencing part ass well. Again , all you have to do , is stay at home and watch the money roll in. Hell , like I've said , the police will even deliver your earnings right to your door. Now , how's that for service? Sweet , eh?
Another advantage to this set up , is the simple fact , there are no extra employees nosing around your business , no gang members , no mob members to split your earnings with and no gang wars to contend with. You're , "The Boss". The territory is all yours and your turf does'nt cross over onto someone else's turf. The police are very careful about what house sits on what line on their map.
Look. Like I've said earlier , you'll need a half mill up front. You say , you're interested , butt , you want to know up front , what you are getting into , in return for your money and that my friend , is a good question to ask. Speaking for myself , last year , I only made a mere , one and a quarter mill. Heh heh heh heh. Butt , keep in mind , my territory is still experiencing expansion pains , so my expectations fell a little short of my goals. Butt still , not bad for a half million dollar investment , eh?
Now , here's something else you need to think about , it's just a matter of time before this here City of Franklin pops it's city limits "Bubba Bubble" and when that happens , Williamson County will immediately become Metro-Franklin and THAT my friends means several thousand square miles of new territory to exploit. The Franklin Police Department will have to expand it's ranks , while the Sheriff's Department turns in their guns. We won't have a need for them anymore and besides , they would only get in the way of business.
Of course , I'll bet you're also thinking about liability , right? Not to worry. This business is insured by State Farm. Just like any other neighbor , State Farm wants to Fuck too. And the best part is , you don't pay them , they pay you. (see their authorized agent , Detective Black at The Franklin Police Department , for details)
Look , Franklin Police have helped countless Franklinites , achieve financial peace of mind. Take a look at me. I've got stolen goods in my home. Do I seem nervous having Franklin Police around me? Of course not. Life is good , when you're on the "Right Side of the Law" (RSL for short)
Now , if you've made up your mind that you want in , AND you've got the table payment. Just get in touch with Detective Black (615-791-3237 ext. 6846) at "The Original" , Franklin Police Department Downtown Precinct and tell him , "The Blue Horse Shoe says , you can afford to be on the right side of the law." Now , if Mr. Black likes you , he will ask you some small , innocent and indecent questions about your family , your kids , your dog , the wife and of course , he'll want some naked pictures and such and if he likes what he sees , you're in and he'll then fill you in , on the table payment arrangements , to be made right a way.
That's all there is to it. I'm telling you , now is the time , to "Pay and Play". Don't delay and pay today. Being on the right side of the law , is a great place to be. It's profitable AND it's a great recession proof , business way of staying on top. And yes , you are going to need some bigger Mason jars with an even bigger back yard to put them in :)
Remember , crime does not pay , butt , being on the right side of the law , IS , profitable.
