Franklin , Tennessee - BVD was back in town , when Franklin PD dropped the ball on crime , again (yes , again). There's a vehicle that Franklin Police claim is not in their data base. This vehicle is suspected of being involved in a series of home break ins. Detective Black was informed of the vehicle's where abouts , butt , he was more concerned about his freshly made morning cup of French La ' ette el B'you.
BVD : Ya know Jerry , Franklin is very fortunate to have you for a watchdog
Jerry : I never thought of myself as being that
BVD : Then what's your problem ?
Jerry : I'm just tired of people not being what they are supposed to be. If a Franklin Police officer can't be honest or doesn't want to do their job , then they should just stop what they are " not " wanting to do and quit.
BVD : Do you know where a Franklin Police officer , well , , , any police officer comes from ?
Jerry : Their mother's ass ?
BVD : Hm , , , well , , , . ( BVD finally breaks into laughter while Jerry looks on unimpressed. He is not laughing. . . . Finally , silence fills the room and BVD studies Jerry's expressionless face. ) " Jerry , I swear , sometimes you say the funniest things , while not intending it to be funny " , , , , . " I know you are familiar with reincarnation , so I'll ask again , if you know where a police officer comes from ? "
Jerry : No
BVD : They are bad people , who lived a prior life ass a bad person. On their death bed , they made apologies and stated how sorry they were for the wrong they had done.
Jerry : Uh huh , right. Of course they were " SORRRRRRRIE ".
BVD : ( smiling ) , Uh huh , well , the Universe shares your analogy and that's where reincarnation comes in to play. You see , a person cannot erase their sins with just a few words or tears. There must be balance in the world and so , they are given another life to live , to show they are sincere , by doing good for people. Being a police officer merely adds responsibility , which acts as an interest penalty so to speak , just for " good " measure.
Jerry : Hm , that would explain why they keep falling off the saddle
BVD : Yeah , well , , , , , , old habits are hard to break
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