While using a stolen credit card , this duo purchased more than $300 in merchandise at the Mallory Lane Wally's World , played 5 rounds at the Franklin Putt Putt Center and using the card again , they paid for meals at Franklin Steak & Shake before buying Pepto Bismol at the nearby Walgreens. Later , they gambled away 500 dollars at Craps , plus another 200 dollars playing billiards at the town's only exclusively secluded , underground Gentlemen's Palace at Franklin Downtown Police Station , 3rd Precinct. The credit card they used was last seen being stolen from a woman’s purse in Franklin.
They are both immediately wanted by The Franklin Police Department on questions concerning their inappropriate lack of attention to tipping the staff gratuity
"These guys owe me money" , stated Sgt. Jim "Bean" Warner , who was the Shift Supervisor for Craps on the night these 2 were last seen using the stolen credit card. "The rules at the Gentlemen's Palace clearly state a 15% gratuity is required at all tables and these guys didn't pay up" , added Sgt. Warner. "Hell , I even lit their cigars and kindly picked out an elegant douche for the both of them , from our exclusive parlor store" , said Sgt. Warner , "The cheap Bastards. I want their ass on a platter right now" , he added while grinding his teeth again.
While saving up money for the Chief's yearly pizza party , Franklin Police are currently not tipping anonymous callers at this time.
