Friday, November 19, 2010

Asshole In Position To Replace Chief of Police

Franklin , Tennessee - BVD News insider reporting for Franklin Police , with Chief Moore tossing his hat out of the ring , there exists a need to hire a new guy to run the food chain from with-in , from above. After looking over the possible applicants , it seems "Asshole" will get the job.

"After all" stated Moore , "We have a great thing going here now and it would be a shame if it all fell on it's face. We have a continued need to let the little people know how seriously insignificant they are in this town" After all , the days of Commander Barnes being in charge are long gone

When asked about his name , Asshole simply replied: