Franklin , Tennessee - BVD News - with Franklin Police female officers protesting working over their worked conditions while the men busy themselves with putting up signs warning people they were at work , it became obvious that new work short cuts and shorter work schedules were needed to allow the women to get moore done in a 12 hour shift.
Here it is ladies , the solution has been found. This here device allows a lactating woman to get her self milked while performing multiple multi-task functions at once. This hands free device is now currently covered under CALEA Insurance special provisions butt must be prior approved by the supervising insurance agent , providing you can find him. After all , he is very busy you know.
This device is currently undergoing testing by all dispatchers who are not dysfunctionally handicapped with 4 arms and 4 hands with dual operating cranial hemispheres to accommodate dual headphones. This device is currently un-available until all tests are deemed successful. Please check with your insurance agent first. Thank you from your management team.
