Monday, November 8, 2010

Franklin's Future Police Department


Franklin Police State of Tennessee -BVD News- this is the future of law enforcement envisioned by Jay Johnson , for "Our" Franklin Police Department ass explained by Sgt. Warner.

During a slide presentation @ The Crib , Warner explained to an elite butt , "invitation" only crowd , "Besides , these are cheaper than cars and we can purchase these in bulk quantities with our accredited , CALEA government credit card."

Someone asked Sgt. Warner , "Since you do not have the funds to hire moore officers , who will be riding these for now?" Mr. Warner replied , "It will help give the Chief something to do with himself besides counting his retirement money all day long and it will also give the women something moore to complain about while they putt putt about without sitting on their asses all day long like the men do. Besides , just think of the extra security for Street Scape. There will be fewer flowers picked by the tourists"