Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Missing Twitter Tweets

Franklin , Tennessee - BVD News - with Jerry showing the people of Franklin that Sgt. Warner is'nt keeping the people completely informed by Twittering everything of important news by omitting Officer Morris arrest , Franklinites have asked for all the Tweets be posted regardless of what Warner Tweets or not. The following is last night's police blotter action not found in the Franklin Police Twitter site

1:08 AM - 911 call , cellulose overload investigation , Chief Moore's wife called complaining her husband said she is fat and was calling her "Fatty" and "Fat Sweet Cheeks". Investigating officers on the scene determined their Chief was correct in his observation

1:17 AM 911 call , pet missing , Chief Moore called to say his cat was missing , answers to the name Kitty Kitty

2:01 AM 911 call , loud noise investigation , Chief Moore called complaining he could not sleep due to loud noises in his bedroom. Investigating officers on the scene found the offensive noise to be his wife eating crackers in bed