Thursday, December 2, 2010

Wiki Leaks Police Department

Franklin , Tennessee -BVD News for Franklin Police - it's been discovered that WikiLeaks has struck The Franklin Police Department. (again? Yes , again)

After going thru thousands of secret files from The Pentagon , it now appears that there's more to WikiLeaks than earlier thought. Several hundred letters , emails and various inter-departmental memos are amongst the pile of documents that clearly shows that Franklin Police were on someone's radar. At this time , no one is allowed to read these discovered files. I'll tell more when moore is found and the coast is clear to tell.




Jerry: (looking over BVD's shoulder) OK BVD , out with it. What's going on?
BVD: Are you alone? Is your cell phone turned off? I can't let this get out , man.
Jerry: What's this all about BVD? C'mon , out with it.
BVD: OK , OK , OK. I'm sure it's alright to tell you , right?
Jerry: Well of course it is. I am after all , me , right? Now , what's been leaked this time?
BVD: They found this years Christmas Wish list for the Franklin Police officers
Jerry: And? Well , OK. Like , so what?
BVD: The wish list includes name brand Wake Boards for 8 officers. Plus 2 more for the Judge and her staff and another 5 for the DA's office. DA Helper herself is to receive a really nice , one of a kind , designer Pink one , with a personally autographed picture enamored on the board from "Our" very own Police Chief himself. Plus a complimentary 20 hour WakeBoarding course taught by none other , Robert Herron and Tripp Weir.
Jerry: What has gone wrrrooooonnnnnng with this town , this time?