Monday, January 31, 2011

Let's Google the Police

Franklin , Tennessee - I came across this while trolling along singing a song - if you don't know the police phone number , then just Google for it :)

People Search Google For Dialing The Police. Why Not 911?

Jan 20, 2011 • 8:42 am | comments (12) by Barry Schwartz twitter | Filed Under Google Maps

A Google Web Search Help thread has claims from a person who works at the San Angelo Finance Department that since December 1, 2010, he has been receiving several calls a day meant for the San Angelo Police Department.

This user said he reported the error to Google three times, starting back on December 1st. But Google has still yet to fix the issue.

If you Google [San Angelo Police Department] you get the wrong phone number. You get the phone number to his desk at the Finance Department. The correct number is 325-657-4498 and not what is listed there. Here is a screen shot:

Google Maps Police Bug

This person fields several calls per day from people trying to call the police. One example this person gave was very sad:

17 more calls today. The listing is still wrong. I had a rape victim call and leave a voicemail after hours that her offender was harassing her. 14 hours after she left it I picked it up and was able to forward it to the police. I am not exaggerating.

Can you imagine!

What I do not fully understand is why someone who needs the police would go to Google and search for the phone number. Doesn't 911 work? Why don't people just dial 911? Why doesn't Google just list all police stations as a secondary or even primary number in the U.S. as 911?

This is not the first time we have seen Google Maps mess with emergencies. They have sent people to the wrong hospital in the past.

I am probably over simplifying this, so feel free to rant in the comments.

Forum discussion at Google Web Search Help.

:)

Friday, January 28, 2011

Why The Change

Franklin , Tennessee - Without a doubt , Franklinites LOVE their scanners. Unfortunately , technology changes and so do the people with it. Many people think , that Franklin Police changed their radio operations to digital , because criminals were listening in. This is so wrong thinking.

Look , there are several professional magazines (including law enforcement) stating , that when the police go digital (aka underground) , they create a rift between themselves and their community. The people begin to think their police department is hiding something and they are most probably right. Here's why:

Did you know , there is a tape recording of Franklin Police communications about -

a police officer with the rank of Commander from another town , was running around in a Franklin Police cruiser issuing traffic citations. It was obvious , the female dispatcher probably had a relationship with this person. They carried on like they were teenagers at a party

one night , an officer was writing tickets for burned out headlights. After writing 5 citations , the supervisor mentioned to the officer he also had a non-working headlight. The officer laughed and continued writing into the night , tickets for burned out headlights

There was a discussion about the illegalities of Franklin Traffic Court system. The supervisor told them to "Shut up or else". (Jay Johnson had made some changes)

did you know , there is a 10 code for harassing people? Jay Johnson would make the call to his "LapDogs" , to take care of it (I'll bet you did'nt know JJ had a police transceiver)

one night , a mic key was accidentally "on" , while an officer deliberately beat the stuffings out of a cuffed prisoner with someone encouraging him on

did you know , there is a code for special money runs? I'm not talking about bank or other business runs. I'm talking about "special" money runs.

one night , Jay Johnson and an officer was using the department's night vision equipment to peep into homes. Comments were made about what was seen. Yes , they would often visit the parks and other dark areas about the city for their voyeur entertainment.

when Franklin Police were testing out , their brand new shiny lap tops , they sent Rodney King cartoons to each other to test the computer graphics capabilities and laughed about it.

There was a conversation about getting an officer's kid off the hook for murder

Several officers were discussing the Kiddie Porn Library

Did you know Officer Soto slept while on shift? He was caught several times. Several tape recording show this fact.

During lunch , some officers were discussing the rape of 2 guys on a girl and taking pictures of their acts with her. Tim Taylor's name was mentioned several times. (this is probably the same incident that went to court)

By counting the calls for an officer to investigate/take a report , on the scene of a crime incident over a period of time , you will have an idea in real time , Franklin crime stats

Yes , it's truly amazing , what you hear , when you could listen in , that is.

Franklin Police deliberately keep crime statistics from the public to avoid possible negativity against the town. They also do it , because some of the crimes are done by Franklin Police and their associates. (perhaps I should use the accessory word) It is interesting , people have stated how strange Franklin Police act , when reporting burglaries. You would think they had something to hide. (you can read those comments at the KoolAid blog if it has not been erased by now)

Meanwhile , it's interesting these recordings have disappeared along with other items. Detectives Barnes , Black and Dixon , know who did the stealing and no arrests will be made.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Refutiate This


Franklin , Tennessee - BVD News was on scene when this was seen and heard @ The Crib.

Officer: If we can make immigrants speak English , why can't we do the same with Sarah Palin

Sgt. Warner: I thought she spoke Alaskanian. Anyway , she isn't in Franklin so we can't arrest her and make her refutiate her remarks in our court of law , now can we?

Now , does anyone want to refutiate me on that?

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Your Router

Franklin , Tennessee - how many people know that Franklin Police has a black budget for things like hacking your computer? Do you have a router? No problem.

I'm told the NETGEAR brand is one of their favorites for ease in hacking. You can get them at STAPLES. Of course , don't forget , your laptop is just ass vulnerable ass well.

If you want a more secure environment for doing your budget and other money transfers online , believe it or not , I would recommend using the puters at your friendly neighborhood library. And the best part is , they are free to use. All you need is a library card. I've been a member since the red one with the little metal strip for the print ribbon for stamping the checkout card on books. Now how many people can remember that far back into their past?

:)

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Back In The Old Days

Franklin , Tennessee - do you remember the old days and the old ways? Things were so much simpler then. Having no TV meant more time with family and friends. Today , here in Franklin , we have:

A corrupt government playing games with our money
Greek Columns to show off to the little people how someone else spends our tax dollars
A corrupt police department to protect a corrupt government
The police now have their very own Greek Columns which means , they don't have to share with those who don't have one , butt want one anyway
A cute little Bubble car that does'nt pay taxes , butt , it does hand out taxing parking tickets
Faux Battlefields so tourists can feel more comfortable about themselves for spending their own money to get here
We pay higher taxes now than ever before and have nothing accomplished to show for it
Despite higher taxes , our police department still says it does not have enough to operate on
Back in the old days , we had no need for a corrupt police department



Police Tatics 101

Franklin , Tennessee - We all know what this is right? It's a garage door opener of course. How many people know that "Our" Franklin Police Department has a little "Black Box" that will open any remote garage door opener?

Liftmaster Garage Door Opener 3575

That's right boys and girls. Franklin Police has a really neat gadget device thingie that will gain them access to any home with a remote garage door opener. Here's an example of how the police have used this device in the past -

A very upscale sub-division had a burglar problem and the police could not figure out who/what was going on. Meanwhile , over at another newly finished upscale sub-division another burglar problem surfaced and "Our" police department again had no clues. (the local paper mentioned these break ins)

Well , now you know what is going on. Just think , while you are away and your home is all alone , the police can be inside your house going through your things and/or taking what they please. Oh yeah , you do have an burglar alarm permit don't you? Now don't you worry one little bit because the police will call up your alarm service and say , "Turn it off please , it's just US." and when they leave , they will have it turned back on and you are none the wiser. And don't you worry none about what your neighbors might have seen because "Our" Franklin Police Department has plenty of money to pay them off to keep their mouths shut about anything they saw. This is one of the beauties about their neighborhood watch programs. (I'll bet you did'nt know that one , did you)

Think about it. The very people whom "We" trust are the very same people committing these crimes. I've said before and I'll say it again , "Power corrupts."

Yes people , "Welcome to Franklin." The small town where it could only be your neighbor helping the police to steal from you.

Now , before Beutlerman jumps into his little black helicopter and goes flying around to tell everyone about the sky falling down , I'm going to say a special , "Thank you , to Detective Black for telling me about this."

Monday, January 24, 2011

Franklin Police Get New Damn Name Recognition System

Franklin , Tennessee - BVD News for Franklin Police - have you ever watched a Franklin Police officer write out an MVA report? There's soooo much information , to put on that little piece of paper , it soon becomes a mind boggling entrance exam into The Dreaded Twilight Zone. And at the end of that report , Damn it all to Hell they are now required to sign their own Damn name and that in itself , is already nerve racking enough ass it is. Especially when they're having trouble , spelling their own Damn name in front of all those giggling by standers.

That's why they all wear name tags. And to help them all with spelling their own Damn names , all official Franklin Police officers will now carry , only an official CALEA brand label , (patent pending of course) name recognition mirror , for use in helping them see their own Damn name tag , which (to them looking down) appears to be upside down. These mirrors come equipped , with an extension handle , to aid those not-so-tall officers , having shorter arms than most others and can not reach down to see their own name tags. Officers who walk and drag their knuckles at the same time , will not be required to use this mirror system simply because it just will not work with knuckle draggers. CALEA is presently working on the problem.

Now the problem with using this mirror system , is that inevitably , the officer sees their own face , which then causes them to forget , what they were doing with a mirror in the face in the first place. Yep , CALEA has finally recognized , that writing those reports is just one Damn problem compounding another. Soooo- beginning soon:

All official Franklin Police officers will , eventually , be given an identification number. This way , the officer will no longer need to fumble about , wondering what to do with their name spelling. And besides , remember-ing a number is sooo easy , even Taco Bell employees have shown , (under lab testing conditions) they too can do it.

For the past 5 years , CALEA has been researching this "Dummy It Down" (pronounced DiD for short) concept for dummies , in co operation with Taco Bell Incorporated , located just South of the Tennessee border. It is thru this research , that CALEA has finally and professionally decided , that before being issued both , a professionalized personalized field number name tag and a personalized number plate tag for their personalized patrol car , all official police officers will need to successfully complete , a gruelingly intensive , 3 week program in their official field , to properly receive their officially personalized field training in finger painting , finger counting , finger numbing and finger recognition. This training will include toe counting for beginners , Drivers Education for Dummies & indoctrination studies that include (at no extra cost) learning how to drive a pick up truck by driving by the numbers which must be completed before they can ask , to see if they even qualify , to take the new and improved , "MVA Traffic & Reporting" standards for police examination.

Remember - you are a nobody until you have your own Damn recognition number

Kat: Hey , ummmm , er , ah , Jerry? What happens if the officer is given a number , higher than 5?
Jerry: Hm? What do you mean?
Kat: Well , typically speaking , even Franklin Police officers , only have 5 fingers per hand.
Jerry: Are you sure? I mean , have you even counted the fingers on a Franklin Police officer's hand?
Kat: Hm , er , aaaah , no , I have not!
Jerry: OKay then. What's your point in asking this question?

Friday, January 21, 2011

Side Jacking


Franklin , Tennessee - have you been side jacked? Did you know that Franklin Police has people doing this very thing for a pay check everyday? These people could be the one sitting near you in a coffee shop , sometimes you can see them sitting nearby in someone's driveway ass they steal your information.



They could even be your neighbor helping the police harass you while they hunt for BVD. Criminal activity is not a requirement for these guys to play games with your computer or information. They do it because they can while being paid by the police.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Rumor Control

Franklin , Tennessee - BVD was cruising 'bout town when a rumor was intercepted.

Now people reading this blog know I've talked about the police trying to coerce a vicious killing at the mall or some other crowded area when suddenly in that same time frame , Chief jackie tenders his resignation without warning.

A couple of weeks ago , we learn that Arizona experienced a brutal shooting of several people including a US Representative.

Well , now I've heard (surely it's just a rumor) that Chief jackie lost a dollar bet to Pima County.

I was just wondering if there's some math to do here.

Hmmmm , just a thought , juuuussst a thought

:)

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

The Bugs Are Everywhere

Franklin , Tennessee - ass Franklin Police continue their search for the identity of BVD , BVD did some searching of their own around the local hotels and motels to see if these places continue to be infested with bugs and such and also to see if travelers are still staying in these same places. Armed with various search devices , BVD went around and sure enough , bugs were found everywhere in The City of Franklin.

So , with this said , anyone wondering how so-and-so knew about their business dealings and how an unknown competitor comes from nowhere and manages to under cut their offer with a better deal , well , now you know and that's what happens for talking business on a bugged phone right here in Franklin.

Hey , this might be a small town BUTT information is BIG business here.



Note: BVD said it would not be good to name the hotel/motels. So , I'll just say , "Be smart and stay somewhere else or just keep your mouth shut when talking business over the phone and find something else to chat about while talking in the room."

Meanwhile , enjoy your stay here in Franklin , Tennessee and WELCOME :)



Here , Aton Edwards gives pointers on how to sweep your hotel room.


Do you remember reading in the paper about the police keeping a witness at a local hotel for protection? Do you remember reading how 2 officers were stuffing the witness and they did not know about the other? How do you think someone found out about what was going on with a protected witness?

Do you remember Jay Johnson? He was an information fanatic. How do you think he got his information in a timely manner? (remember the movie "Wall Street")

Just think about it , your very own home right here in This Good Ole Boy Town known ass The City of Franklin could also be "Bugged"

:)

Monday, January 17, 2011

Franklin Police Fun Facts




Franklin , Tennessee - while aimlessly wandering around the hallowed halls of their new "Crib" , have you wondered why the police have installed , so many high tech , high level security locks on all of the doors?

They even use the electronic card so they can tell who was in where and there.

It's because police officers are the worse kind of thieves in this town and no one knows this fact better than "OUR" very own , Franklin Police Department

Meanwhile , Kat pointed out , "You know the situation in Franklin is pretty sad when extra preventative measures are needed to keep a police officer honest."

Friday, January 14, 2011

How Would You Rate Your Autopsy

Franklin , Tennessee - here is something for my readers to think about - from REASON , November 2007. Do you see anyone you know?

In a remarkable capital murder case earlier this year, the Mississippi Supreme Court, by an 8-to-1 vote, tossed out the expert testimony of Steven Hayne. The defendant was Tyler Edmonds, a 13-year-old boy accused of killing his sister’s husband. Hayne, Mississippi’s quasi-official state medical examiner, had testified that the victim’s bullet wounds supported the prosecution’s theory that Edmonds and his sister had shot the man together, each putting a hand on the weapon and pulling the trigger at the same time.

“I would favor that a second party be involved in that positioning of the weapon,” Hayne told the jury. “It would be consistent with two people involved. I can’t exclude one, but I think that would be less likely.”

Testifying that you can tell from an autopsy how many hands were on the gun that fired a bullet is like saying you can tell the color of a killer’s eyes from a series of stab wounds. It’s absurd. The Mississippi Supreme Court said Hayne’s testimony was “scientifically unfounded” and should not have been admitted. Based on this and other errors, it ordered a new trial for Edmonds.

But it wasn’t the doctor’s dubious claim that made the case unusual. It’s the fact that the court explicitly renounced his testimony. It was the first time that had happened to Hayne in hundreds of cases dating back nearly 20 years.

By any sane standard, the decision was long overdue. Hayne’s career in court is an egregious example of what happens when the criminal justice system fails to adequately oversee expert testimony. He may be unusually careless, but he is not unique—not in Mississippi, and not in the United States.

During the last two decades, there have been more than a dozen high-profile cases in which dubious forensic witnesses conned state and federal courts, sometimes for many years and in hundreds of cases. The most famous example is probably the West Virginia crime lab worker Fred Zain, who from 1979 to 1989 tainted so many trials with false testimony about blood, semen, and hair evidence that the state’s Supreme Court ordered a review of every case in which he’d ever testified. It turned out he had introduced deliberately falsified evidence in at least 134 cases.

Then there’s the disgraced Texas medical examiner Ralph Erdmann. Profiled in Barry Scheck, Peter Neufeld, and Jim Dwyer’s 2000 book Actual Innocence, Erdmann dubbed himself the “Quincy of the Panhandle,” after the TV series about a peripatetic medical examiner. Erdmann claimed to perform around 400 autopsies per year, a number Scheck calls “astonishing.” His workload was so heavy, he sometimes skipped doing autopsies altogether. He once delivered a body without a head. In another case, his report included the weight of the victim’s spleen and gall bladder, which the victim’s family found odd, since both had been removed while the victim was alive. After authorities caught on to him in 1992, Erdmann was found to have faked more than 100 autopsies.

More recently, Oklahoma City was forced to review nearly 1,200 cases after the FBI found significant flaws in forensic analysis done by the police chemist Joyce Gilchrist, including problems with her hair and fiber analysis, and court testimony she presented as fact that other experts say was clearly opinion. The investigation resulted in one man’s release from death row; Gilchrist in turn was fired. Two more death row inmates were released after investigations found errors by other state forensic experts.

Such misbehavior and incompetence has persisted partly because of the complicated, highly specialized nature of the relevant fields. But Zain, Erdmann, and Gilchrist were at least eventually exposed. Hayne’s highly questionable practices are well-known in Mississippi, in neighboring states, and to forensic experts across the country. Yet he has been working in Mississippi for 20 years, and he still does the vast majority of forensic autopsies in the state. (A forensic autopsy is done to determine if the deceased died as the result of a crime or negligence; other types of autopsies are done to determine if the deceased died of a pathogen, cancer, or other medical disorder.)

Hayne, 67, has a reputation for threatening to sue his detractors, which makes many of them reluctant to speak on the record. When reformers tried to make Mississippi abide by the professional standards of forensic pathology, Hayne and his allies sabotaged their efforts and, in some cases, effectively drove them out of the state. Hayne himself did not respond to multiple requests to be interviewed for this story. Phone and email queries to the Mississippi Department of Public Safety, which oversees the state medical examiner’s office, and the Mississippi Attorney General’s Office also went unreturned.

Still, several of Hayne’s critics were willing to speak publicly about him. And what Hayne himself has conceded in trial testimony and at depositions is damning enough.

J.D. Sanders is a former Columbus, Mississippi, police chief who now works as an assistant police chief in Franklin, Tennessee. “There’s no question in my mind that there are innocent people doing time at Parchman Penitentiary due to the testimony of Dr. Hayne,” Sanders says. “There may even be some on death row.”

Ken Winter, who was director of Mississippi’s State Crime Lab from 2001 to 2004 and currently serves as executive director of the Mississippi Association of Chiefs of Police, observes that prosecutors think Hayne is an excellent witness. But there’s a lot more about being a professional and doing a good job than being an “excellent witness.” Leroy Riddick, a state medical examiner in Alabama who has testified in opposition to Hayne, adds, “All of the prosecutors in Mississippi know that if you want to be sure you get the autopsy results you want, you take the body to Dr. Hayne.”

And that’s the problem. The aim of expert testimony should be getting at the truth, not pleasing prosecutors. According to the standards set by the National Association of Medical Examiners (NAME), the field’s pre-eminent professional organization, medical examiners “must investigate cooperatively with, but independent from, law enforcement and prosecutors. The parallel investigation promotes neutral and objective medical assessment of the cause and manner of death.”

This is not the complete article. So , with Mr. Sanders here , can Franklin achieve a good record in the autopsy department? Now that they have one? For some reason , the legal atmosphere in Franklin seems to duplicate what Mississippi currently has.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Where Is That Basket

Franklin , Tennessee -do you remember the old police building? If so , do you remember where the ticket basket was kept? You know what I'm talking about , right? At the end of every shift , the officer's would place their ticket paperwork into this basket to be collected by the shift supervisor for processing.

For those who don't know , people who participated in the Police Academy learned where the traffic tickets were parked at the end of every shift. (this was a perk) Those in the know about this were making money off their friends by sneaking into the basket to remove the paper work on the traffic offense.

Today , there are more people asking , "Just where is that Damn thing again?" That's because there's a little more security around that basket ass compared to the other building , BUTT , if you know someone who graduated from the Police Academy , you already know where it is , don't ya? Besides , academy graduates are not known for getting ticketed anyway , right? Afterall , I mean like , today all you do is drop a name here and there and those little tokens get passed around , cashed in or traded and no one gets a ticket , right?

Yep , leave it to Franklin Police to put "Our" law up for sale or trade.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Arizona Shooting


Franklin , Tennessee - surely everyone tuned to the news has now heard about the Arizona shooting. Just look at all of the political frenzy over placing newer anti-gun laws on gun control plus more laws on this and that. My oh my oh my.

BUTT , what would people think if they knew this shooting was an attack from within our own government? Did you know there is a military technology called EMF? Yes people , this stuff is real. It's not science fiction. This stuff can make you do things you would not normally do.

Over a period of time , your brains get cooked and you appear somewhat different in your looks and actions. I've been telling people that law enforcement agencies have been the cause of these malicious gun attacks over the years butt of course , these things just don't make sense do they? This is what technology ignorance will get you. Tell you what , watch the Pima County law enforcement agency and see how much extra money goes into their bullet budget and meanwhile , keep an eye on what kinds of new asinine gun laws and such go into effect.

How many people know that "Our" Franklin Police have been attempting to achieve this very thing right here in Franklin for the last 5 years? It IS just so hard to believe is'nt it? Yes people , Franklin Police have EMF toys and they use it to harass people they do not like.

Give me a few minutes talking with Mr. Loughner and I'll find out if he has been cooked or not. I know about this stuff because it was developed at Vanderbilt. What I'm saying here is Mr. Loughner is most likely innocent for his actions resulting from the deliberate misuse of this technology and it's a sure bet the law does'nt want me near him , period.

Yes folks , this kind of thing is what I've already written about and because the public is mostly ignorant about this kind of stuff , people just won't believe it because they think I'm spouting off about some conspiracy thingie that does'nt exist. Well , go tell it to those who died in 9/11 since you know more than me. It seems this country is all about conspiracy these days ass we all lose more of "Our" freedom everyday at the hands of those who want it taken from us. Look what is happening at the airports right now and it will get worse.

Ask yourself this question: Are you willing to be maimed or killed so Franklin Police can get a huge infusion into their bullet budget while you get nothing to show for it? If you answered "No" , then I suggest you get your ass on over to their "Crib" and tell 'em so.

Note: Google EMF harassment and see what you find

Note 2: Still think I'm making this stuff up? I can show you one site where Franklin Police are doing this very thing.

Note 3: With the addition to the Arizona shooting to it's list of accomplishments , CALEA will also be getting more money and more political clout.

Note 4: Why is Chief Moore quitting his job? Because he's afraid that one of Law Enforcements most dirtiest of little secrets would go public on his watch and now it has.

:)

Monday, January 10, 2011

Letters To The Blogging Editor

Franklin , Tennessee - I was asked about the Elams by a person who gave me their name and a way to contact them and we had a most delightful conversation and they even learned a few things. So , hold on to your hat since I have been asked nicely to share this with you:

People think that Nashville's Country Music Industry is clean cut Americana. Butt just wait until you read this-

In the 'Hood the Elams had the time of their lives doing ass they Damn well pleased. So much so you would think they were the Preacher's children.

At High School , they fooled people into thinking they were the best of friends and so they were allowed to use other people's lockers since there was a problem with their own and the school could'nt fix it. In time stolen school jackets and other items were found in those lockers among other things and guess who got the blame for having that stuff and your first guess does'nt count. While talking to the locker owners , it was also discovered the Elams were selling "Grass" at school. People soon started talking that if you were friends with the Elams , you were being set up. Stolen items that had not been reported were mysteriously turning up in the hallways.

The Sheriff's Department went to school looking for the "Grass" , butt the Elams somehow knew they were coming even though Detective Beard was suppose to be on their case.

The Elams had pictures of homes they had broke into and shared them with their best of friends. This is one way they got people into their confidence and would then start taking advantage of them and/or set them up or whatever. Later , they shared pictures of cats and rabbits they had brutally tortured and killed to share at school with those same friends. (there is more to this part butt I will stop here for now)

Ass time went on , the Elams continued with their scorched earth fun and games style of living until finally it was time to elect a new sheriff. Mr. Headley stated he would investigate the Elams if elected. On election night , WSMV announced Headley had won and 5 minutes later , the Elams had backed up moving vans , turned out all the lights and they were loading up to BAG IT out of town despite LeCates still had 3 more months remaining ass Sheriff. About 4 months later , Sheriff Headley and Mr. Bennet were on the prowl even tho the Elams had just moved over the county line.

The Sheriff's Department , Mr. Bennet finally wrote a 2 page letter trying to explain why his department failed to do it's job and why Det. Beard had'nt done his job. Hmmmmmm , OKaaaaay.

I got a call from Sheriff Headley saying , "I've found evidence of several rather large and improper payments from Terry to Sheriff LeCates." Nothing more was said and meanwhile the Elams continued returning to their former 'Hood to do ass they pleased. It reached a point that Sheriff Headley had a cruiser waiting for them to cross the county line to follow them. They have been pulled over several times.

An unidentified caller said , " Det. Beard was under suspicion of taking bribes." This was about the time he was spending waaaay tooo much time and department resources investigating a liquor still that was not in use. There were other more pressing issues to deal with ass he was way too occupied doing just this one thing.

After the Elams judge had her breakdown , an unidentified caller stated that Terry's name was on a ledger found inside the judge's chamber showing a rather large payment. Hmmmm. The caller also said that for looking into the judge's affairs would be the Sheriff downfall. (and they may have been right) Anyway , is'nt it interesting how money keeps people out of trouble with the law in Williamson County?

So , do you really think country music is still a clean cut industry? Each to their own opinion , yes?

Friday, January 7, 2011

POLICE MISCONDUCT

Franklin , Tennessee - We all know that Tennessee has a chronic problem excelling at anything BUTT check this out-for the statistical year of 2010 and with the help of "Our" Franklin Police Department , Tennessee ranks 6th place in "Our" nation for Police Misconduct. It only took Tennessee less than 2 years to make 6th place which is a much higher placement for anything Tennessee has ever tried to accomplish. A quick example would be comparing this to Tennessee education at 49th place after 15 years of hard trying.

At last The State of Tennessee has finally found a niche it can excel at.
Thank you Franklin Police for all your help. Surely this qualifies for at least one "Atta-Boy". Well OK , maybe 2.

Police Brutality

This graph says it all. Just follow the injustice trail for more information.
Enjoy.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Where's The Money?


Franklin , Tennessee - BVD had a word with former Vanderbilt Engineering Chairman Edward Thackston , about the truth on $pending , concerning the new Franklin Police $tation.

BVD: Thanks Ed for talking with me
Thackston: No problem BVD , no problem at all. Butt hey , why come to me about this?
BVD: Because , you are the only man I know who was able to steal so much money from Vanderbilt and not get fired for it. I mean like you're the "Man".
E.T. : Sssshhhhhhhh 'bout that will ya?
BVD: Sure Ed , no problem , no problem at all. Here are the news clippings you asked for.
E.T. : Well , let's start at the beginning , shall we?
BVD: You're the boss
E. T. : It says right here that 4 million was spent up front on getting this designed. However , I have to ask , how many artist renderings of this building are there?
BVD: Just this one that I know of
Ed: Really? Just this one?
BVD: Really really.
Ed: OKay. That's what I needed to know. Now look at this - 4 million dollars for a 60 million dollar building equals about 64 million dollars. Do you agree?
BVD: Sure , of course.
Ed: Now look , here's my point. The drawing does'nt change while the amount of money stays the same ass the size of the building goes down.
BVD: Hmmm , OKay , what are you saying here?
Ed: I'm saying , this is the building originally planned and everything else here is a scam. Here , look for yourself what I'm talking about here. This article mentions a delay and now the costs are 14 million dollars. (flips over some papers) Now , this article says that with another delay , the costs are spiraling upwards to 28 million dollars and now suddenly like , everyone is in agreement to build the Damn thing. Now , what does 28 plus 36 equal?
BVD: Why 64 of course. Hmmm , well yeeeeaaaaah. I see it now. The building is getting smaller while the costs are skyrocketing while the number 64 stays the same. Sooo , are you saying these delays were also planned into the program?
Ed: Look BVD , architects don't charge these kinds of prices. If they did , they would never stay in business. Someone has scammed the city of perhaps ass much ass 20 million dollars I'd say , in fake costs thru pre-planned delays.
BVD: How is this accomplished?
Ed: Have you ever heard of kickbacks?
BVD: Of course butt , how do they work into this.
Ed: Kickbacks generally cost about double somewhere down the course of things. Now here is an article mentioning 4 to 8 million dollars in the very beginning of this project and now look over these other articles and you see another 20 million dollars being stuffed into the pot.
BVD: Hmmmmmmmm , do you think JJ got some of this?
Ed: What happened to him?
BVD: He was fired unexpectedly.
Ed: Yep.
BVD: Whaaaaaaa? So , do you think the Chief got some of this?
Ed: The building has'nt been in use one full calendar year and what is he doing?
BVD: He unexpectedly turned in his notice.
Ed: Exactly.
BVD: Damn !
Ed: Yep , someone had some very big pockets to fill I'd say.
BVD: Soooo , why has'nt someone stepped up and said something?
Ed: 20 million dollars will grease a lot of wheels in this town would'nt you agree?
BVD: I would. Thank you for helping out here Ed.
Ed Thackston: No problem , no problem at all , butt from now on , let's be quiet about that money thing from Vanderbilt , will ya? OKay?
BVD: Hmmm , soooo , you were'nt fired because you also greased some wheels?
E.T. : looks around sheepishly - you bet ! Now button up , OKay?
BVD: Soooo , (looks around sheepishly) where's my grease?
E.T. : "!"

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

The Franklin Police Complaint Sytem


Franklin , Tennessee - Kat-pussykat666@live.com - have you ever wondered how Franklin Police handle their complaints concerning their officers? Well , wonder no more because I'm going to explain this wonderful system they use , to handle their Out-Of-Control-Officers , or "OC" for short (pronounced OKay) So , let's hop into our Time Machine here shall we and let's see what's going on and why.

In the good ole days , before Jay Johnson arrived in his gold plated covered wagon , Franklin Police did deal with their troublesome officers. The Review Appeal had police vacancies posted in it's job listings ass usual , while on the front page , another (yes another one) officer was getting fired again. In time and with a little help from JJ , Franklin Police finally realized , the real problem with their troublesome officers , was actually the public's fault. Upon being promoted for his exemplary display by example , by kissing JJ's ass , Commander Barnes stated , "He would personally deal with this God awful chronic problem , that was systematically devouring his police department". And he did.

Here's how it works for example: let's say you know about Officer Rich stealing hub caps with his business partner , The Banana Boy. You call dispatch and ask how to report this crime. Your call gets transferred to Commander Barnes. You tell him what's going on and he asks you to come on down to HQs and tell him all about it.

In his office , Barnes explains to you , the exemplary example this officer offers to the overall forcefulness of this law enforcement department , while staring you down with intimidation. You ask to see the Chief upon realizing , you're talking to the wrong person. Barnes gives you a stern , "NO" and that's that.

Walking out the door , you notice the Chief's office door is open and the lights are on , butt , again , no one's home. You inquire within and get told , "Oh yeah , him , he's like on vacation or something like that for the next 6 months. Would you like to make an appointment for next year?". (remember-you only have 3 days to file a complaint)

Moving forward in our time machine , we arrive just in time to find Tim Taylor being ceremoniously promoted from Lt. in CID to night shift Supervising Sargent because after all , the night shift is in need of a lot help and helpful supervision. You tell him about Officer Richards stealing candy from children and eating it right in front of them while beating up a by stander and laughing about it while watching his victim lay in a pool of blood. Mr. Taylor says , "Why yes , I do know the officer you are talking about. He's an excellent example of an exemplary police officer. Butt hey , I will have to get back to you , right now , I'm a very sleepy fellow. After all , this is the night shift you know".

After playing phone tag for 2 months , you finally realize , your complaint is going no where (remember , 3 days). You finally call him to ask who is the next person in the Department's rank and file to take your complaint too. This is the moment you get some good news , Tim Taylor has been fired so he can finally retire from the police farce.

Sadly , after not accomplishing anything , we get back into our Time Machine. . . . .moving ever onwards. . . . .

Moving forward to today , we find Sgt. Warner is in charge of the Complaint Department. You go see him about about Sgt. Smithson refusing to do his job and ticket his best friend , who parks in Kroger's Handicap spots all of the time. Mr. Warner looks at you oddly and says , "Why yes , I do know Sgt. Smithson. He's an excellent example of an exemplary police officer. His pimp friend brings me some very fine Chinese pussy from time to time. Sooooo , who are you and what's your Fucking problem again?".









Sgt. Warner










Remember , Franklin Police Chief Moore has stated , "He does take complaints very seriously." So my question to Chief Moore is , "If the complaint does'nt get to you , how can you be so very serious?"

Today , with the help of Franklin Police , Tennessee now ranks 6th in the Police Complaint Department nation wide.

Thank you , Franklin Police

Kat

Monday, January 3, 2011

Police Slip In Speed Trap Ratings

Franklin , Tennessee - BVD News for Franklin Police - if you have'nt heard by now , yes it's true. "Our" Franklin Police Department has slipped in the "Worst Speed Trap" ratings. Read on -

For 2010 , The National Motorist Association has named Nashville ass being the "WORST" city in the state for getting a traffic ticket. Meanwhile , Smyrna has maintained it's position ass the worst city in the state with less than 100,000 residents for getting a traffic ticket. The City of Franklin has somehow been omitted from the list for this year.

Sgt. Warner's reply to the mistake made by NMA was , "Of course we are very disappointed to hear this BUTT I can assure you we will try harder in the coming new year. Keep in mind we only have so many qualified "Assholes" to beat their meat on "Our" streets. Everyone knows how unsettling things are when this department does'nt win something for nothing , or gets named for doing something it did'nt do , or maybe earn another Atta'Boy for not arresting So-and-So for DUI , or for bringing in another really BIG trophy." :)
BVD: Have you tried using a little "Grease"?
Sgt. Warner: We only apply that stuff on those really important , "BIG NAME" awards.