Quotes of Note

Franklin , Tennessee -

Did you know that it is illegal to have a burglar alarm installed in your home without a permit?

And did you know that alarm permit has to be registered and renewed every year with the police department?

Yeah and did you know those very homes still get broken into and the police department has yet to make an arrest

Oh? Does that surprise you?

They don't even arrest the rich people in this town

You are kidding me

NOPE!

They are putting a Fucking tax on everything in this Damn town

How do you think they can afford a new building that is bigger than any other police department in this state?

And it's so BIG they can't even use it all

GOD this is such a Dysfunctionally Fucked Up town

It must be great to have so much money that you don't need it

That does explain a lot does it not

Did you hear about Tammy's husband beating the ever Fucking Shit out of her the other night and nothing was done about it again?

Well of course not , her husband has friends with the police department

Is he the one who attended that police academy thingie

Yeah , I think so

Only in Franklin

Yeah , only in Franklin

Anonymous conversation overheard inside "Our" courthouse , right behind those rather expensive Greek Column$ (2010)