Wednesday, June 15, 2011

After Hours

Franklin , Tennessee - BVD dropped by the Taj Mahall one evening to help light one up and Commander Barnes (Retired) had also stopped by to spend time in his new office at the "Hallowed Halls of Justice"
Commander Barnes : ( inhales ) Man.....that was a hell of a thing you did assaulting that Pilgrim
Officer Richards : ( cough ) yeah...oh mannn....( cough ) this is goooood.....he was'nt one of us
Barnes : Oh well...man this is some good Shit ( inhales )
Richards : What do you think about Metro hiring marijuana offenders ?
Barnes : Franklin Police is a progressive police department. It's just a matter of time before all the police departments across this country follow our lead and it's also just a matter of time before every Franklin Police officer is a "Toker"
Richards : I never thought I'd be smoking Shit this good and be a police officer at the same time
Barnes : It's just one of the many perks of being a "Franklin" police officer. You'll see.
Richards : That new guy you hired says he found out the date for that shipment
Barnes : Yeah ? ( inhales )
Richards : He says it's top grade plus
Barnes : Top grade plus ? That's a term that's only used by Vanderbilt. We better find out if that belongs to Vanderbilt. I don't want no beef with the Vanderbilt Police. This might be a shipment we should leave alone.
Richards : Oh Maannn , I'm getting a really bad case of the munchies ( inhales )
Barnes : Not a prob Probie , look it here. ( Lifts up a lid to a box on the floor )
Richards : ( looks inside and sees all kinds of snacks ) Wow like oh wow maan , where'd that Shit come from
Barnes : One of "Franklin's Finest" took it from some stupid snack vendor in exchange for not writing a ticket. Heh heh heh