Looking For Work ?

Franklin , Tennessee - How would you like to work a job without any accountability issues what so ever? That's right. Imagine a job having no responsibilities for your miss-actions and mistakes.

How would you like a great paying job where you can:

Have fun collecting naked pictures of men's wives
Have fun collecting and swapping kiddie porn pictures with your friends
Get high smoking the best grade grass for free
Have more fun doing recreational drugs for free
Get better gym work outs by beating up people
Exercise your penis by Fucking something young and tender
Break into someone's home
Have a pimp pay YOU for a change ( do you want that in American dollars or Chinese pussy)

How would you like to do all of this and more without worrying about getting caught? How would you like to do these things without the jail time? How would you like a job like this without having that long assed commute to Nashville?

Well look no further my friends. Franklin Police are looking for a few good "Bad Assed" , ill tempered people with short trigger fingers and YES , you just might qualify. Think about it , I'll say it again. "You just might qualify." Go ahead , apply today and find out if you can be one of the few , the proud and above the law ( That's right folks ). Our very own , privately operated , taxpayer funded , Franklin Police Department is hiring.

Remember , there's only ONE real Franklin Police Department in this Great State of Tennessee. There's no reason to settle for less @ those other Franklin Police Departments