Typical Franklin Police Mentality

The City of Franklin , Tennessee - ( this incident happened a while back ) Franklin Police tracked down a family operated theft ring , specializing in outdoor memorabilia. Doug went to Downtown Franklin Police , to get the scoop from Detective Barnes.
Doug : Why did it take 5 years to finally end this case ?
Barnes : Well , you know , we've been rather busy. It took us 10 years just to get rid of that Taylor guy.
Doug : Are you related to Commander Barnes ?
Barnes : Why , yes I am. He's retired by the way
Doug : Yes , I know , butt , is'nt that like nepotismism ?
Barnes : Why no , no , no , of course not , no , not at all. Why ? Well , er , cough , anyway. This City of Franklin passed ordinances , allowing The Franklin Police Department to hire who ever they want , regardless of qualifications
Doug : Wow , Franklin's government actually accomplished something.
Barnes : Hmmm , yeah , how about that. Hmmm. Hey , by the way , do you have a driver's license ?
Doug : No , I don't drive. Butt , I do have a gun permit. I rode the Franklin Trolley to get here.
Barnes : Well then , you're under arrest.
Doug : Huh ? What for ?
Barnes : Franklin City Ordinance 13-13-13-001-013-13-00013. I'm arresting you on suspicious suspicion of not seriously wanting to live in Franklin with snooping around where you are not wanted plus vagrancy
Doug : Butt , I DON'T live in Franklin , I never said I did. And besides that , I called you before coming here to schedule this interview
Barnes : See ? I had a suspicious hunch you didn't belong around here and besides , I don't know who you are or even why you are here :) And I don't remember no phone call.
Doug : Butt , butt , hey wait a minute , aren't your phone calls taped anyway ? You'll find our conversation @ 1300 today
Barnes : No I won't :)
Doug : Whaaa ? What kind of a police department is this ?
Barnes : Hee hee hee and snickers some more :)

Note : ass this went down , it was a good thing Barnes did not know Jay Johnson was looking for her. She did make it out of town alive.

Where's The Trap?

Franklin , Tennessee -


Notice on Lewisburg Highway , where the speed trap has been in place numerous times in the last year. The state told the city several months ago to make the speed limit the same going in both directions.

If Franklin Police were truly keeping everyone safe by going 35 mph, why in the last couple of weeks did the speed limit get raised, by the city, to 45 mph instead of the other side being lowered to 35 mph?

According to several "in-the-know," people were dangerously driving over the 35 mph posted speed. Speed trap closed! And, get this, the city didn't even pay some consultant for a study!

Caught In The Act

Nashville , Tennessee - If you missed the news , the other night a McDonalds restaurant was robbed at gun point. A Metro Police Sargeant was caught on tape stealing french fries. The Sgt. replied , " What ? This isn't evidence. " A Metro Dick said they were unable to recover finger prints from the fries and so everyone got to eat free. He said off camera , " Man , we get the munchies , like ya know ? Like , after a couple of hits on some of Vanderbilt best smash 'n hash , you 're gonna get da munchies. "

A Metro Police Officer later stated , " I bet you thought us cops only ate donuts. "

Yes folks , Franklin Police are not the only cops who steal.

A Great Business Oportunity

Franklin , Tennessee - how would you like to have a second income , without those burdening , bothersome taxes? I mean , wouldn't a tax free , second income , be great to have right now? It just sounds too good to be true doesn't it? And I'll bet , you've heard all of this before. Am I right?

Now look , I'm going to tell you up front , if you don't happen to have a half mill to bring to the table , you can leave right now because I'm wasting your time. Butt , if you've got that half a mill , then , this program just might be right for you. And the best part is , the police do all of the leg work. All you do on your part is just stay at home and watch the money roll in ass the police do their part. It's that simple and the police will even send an armed escort with your earnings , right up to your door.

Here's how it works - let's say your neighbor has some collectibles and you would like to get your hands on it , butt you don't want to get caught with the stuff , should the police get called in. Well my friend , here's the beauty of it all. Let the police do the stealing for you. AND , they'll even take care of the fencing part ass well. Again , all you have to do , is stay at home and watch the money roll in. Hell , like I've said , the police will even deliver your earnings right to your door. Now , how's that for service? Sweet , eh?

Another advantage to this set up , is the simple fact , there are no extra employees nosing around your business , no gang members , no mob members to split your earnings with and no gang wars to contend with. You're , "The Boss". The territory is all yours and your turf does'nt cross over onto someone else's turf. The police are very careful about what house sits on what line on their map.

Look. Like I've said earlier , you'll need a half mill up front. You say , you're interested , butt , you want to know up front , what you are getting into , in return for your money and that my friend , is a good question to ask. Speaking for myself , last year , I only made a mere , one and a quarter mill. Heh heh heh heh. Butt , keep in mind , my territory is still experiencing expansion pains , so my expectations fell a little short of my goals. Butt still , not bad for a half million dollar investment , eh?

Now , here's something else you need to think about , it's just a matter of time before this here City of Franklin pops it's city limits "Bubba Bubble" and when that happens , Williamson County will immediately become Metro-Franklin and THAT my friends means several thousand square miles of new territory to exploit. The Franklin Police Department will have to expand it's ranks , while the Sheriff's Department turns in their guns. We won't have a need for them anymore and besides , they would only get in the way of business.

Of course , I'll bet you're also thinking about liability , right? Not to worry. This business is insured by State Farm. Just like any other neighbor , State Farm wants to Fuck too. And the best part is , you don't pay them , they pay you. (see their authorized agent , Detective Black at The Franklin Police Department , for details)

Look , Franklin Police have helped countless Franklinites , achieve financial peace of mind. Take a look at me. I've got stolen goods in my home. Do I seem nervous having Franklin Police around me? Of course not. Life is good , when you're on the "Right Side of the Law" (RSL for short)

Now , if you've made up your mind that you want in , AND you've got the table payment. Just get in touch with Detective Black (615-791-3237 ext. 6846) at "The Original" , Franklin Police Department Downtown Precinct and tell him , "The Blue Horse Shoe says , you can afford to be on the right side of the law." Now , if Mr. Black likes you , he will ask you some small , innocent and indecent questions about your family , your kids , your dog , the wife and of course , he'll want some naked pictures and such and if he likes what he sees , you're in and he'll then fill you in , on the table payment arrangements , to be made right a way.

That's all there is to it. I'm telling you , now is the time , to "Pay and Play". Don't delay and pay today. Being on the right side of the law , is a great place to be. It's profitable AND it's a great recession proof , business way of staying on top. And yes , you are going to need some bigger Mason jars with an even bigger back yard to put them in :)

Remember , crime does not pay , butt , being on the right side of the law , IS , profitable.

What? Again?

Franklin , Tennessee - BVD was back in town , when Franklin PD dropped the ball on crime , again (yes , again). There's a vehicle that Franklin Police claim is not in their data base. This vehicle is suspected of being involved in a series of home break ins. Detective Black was informed of the vehicle's where abouts , butt , he was more concerned about his freshly made morning cup of French La ' ette el B'you.

BVD : Ya know Jerry , Franklin is very fortunate to have you for a watchdog
Jerry : I never thought of myself as being that
BVD : Then what's your problem ?
Jerry : I'm just tired of people not being what they are supposed to be. If a Franklin Police officer can't be honest or doesn't want to do their job , then they should just stop what they are " not " wanting to do and quit.
BVD : Do you know where a Franklin Police officer , well , , , any police officer comes from ?
Jerry : Their mother's ass ?
BVD : Hm , , , well , , , . ( BVD finally breaks into laughter while Jerry looks on unimpressed. He is not laughing. . . . Finally , silence fills the room and BVD studies Jerry's expressionless face. ) " Jerry , I swear , sometimes you say the funniest things , while not intending it to be funny " , , , , . " I know you are familiar with reincarnation , so I'll ask again , if you know where a police officer comes from ? "
Jerry : No
BVD : They are bad people , who lived a prior life ass a bad person. On their death bed , they made apologies and stated how sorry they were for the wrong they had done.
Jerry : Uh huh , right. Of course they were " SORRRRRRRIE ".
BVD : ( smiling ) , Uh huh , well , the Universe shares your analogy and that's where reincarnation comes in to play. You see , a person cannot erase their sins with just a few words or tears. There must be balance in the world and so , they are given another life to live , to show they are sincere , by doing good for people. Being a police officer merely adds responsibility , which acts as an interest penalty so to speak , just for " good " measure.
Jerry : Hm , that would explain why they keep falling off the saddle
BVD : Yeah , well , , , , , , old habits are hard to break

Dysfunctional Or Justifiably UNBALANCED

Franklin , Tennessee , by Kat - many people don't like Franklin Police for many reasons. Just like assholes , people also have opinions. Many people in Franklin , feel they have been done wrong by the law. This is quite understandable and here's the reason.
Every Franklin Police officer has their friends and non-friends. Because of this reasoning , they dispense the law accordingly to their likes and dislikes. YES , this is unfair. After all , every law is intended for everyone to abide by. Everyone means just that , everyone , every single person and that means no exceptions. No if's , no what's and definitely no butts or asses.
Unfortunately , when Franklin Police dispenses the law on those who are not their friends , the law immediately becomes crystal clearly unfair , dysfunctional and totally UNBALANCED.
Franklin Police get away with being dysfunctional because there are so few people willing to stand up on their own two feet and tell it like it is. Until the people get their head out of the sand , things won't change.
Politicians knowingly enjoy this and this is where CALEA comes into play. Being CALEA accredited simply means , that Franklin Police enjoys the same lack of accountability ass every politician in America enjoys today.
With this sadly spoken truth , is it now possible for you to understand , why Franklin Police look away , while their friends freely enjoy breaking our laws , while everyone else , gets to enjoy the cuffs. Now can you understand why there are so many derogatory reasons to dislike the Franklin Police Department ?

by Cathryn "Kat" Solurjeen

Franklin Police Have "NO" Accountability

Franklin , Tennessee - anybody who really knows Franklin Police will tell you (off record) they have no accountability. If a Franklin Police officer wants to do you physical harm , they will or if a Franklin Police officer wants to steal from you , they will , because they already know , the law and their very own Chief jackie will back them up.

Chief jackie has a very long and secretive career , of filing 13 , any and all complaints against Jay Johnson's , Franklin Police Department.

You see , one of these days , (and I'm confident they are running out of days) , Franklin Police are going to harm the wrong person. And when that happens , the call will go out for everyone and yes , even anyone , having first hand knowledge of Franklin Police antics , to step up to the plate and tell what they know and tell what they've seen. (how many times have I said this)

Until then , do you really understand why Detective Black is so comfortable in the way he treats people? Can you understand why he is the perverbial liar?

Yes , he's very comfortable. And he laughs about it everyday.