Franklin , Tennessee - here's the latest tech toy for those people too cheap to visit "Our" Franklin faux Civil War Battlefields. This Smart Phone Ap applies to Androids and iPhones. And guess what folks? It's a freebie which means don't go running over to your favorite Franklin Police officer and buy it. Yes , you'd be amazed how many wealthy Franklinites have already gone out of their way to buy it just so they could be the first on their block to have it.
Enjoy!
Video courtesy WSMV
Well , I guess this means there will be fewer people enjoying "Our" Folly Trolley and just think , there's no more need for those crammed Civil War Tour Buses clogging up "Our" roads during rush hour. Just think of all those tourist who won't be privileged to visit all that money we spent on "Street Scape".
After all , the ApWare is FREE.
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Friday, December 17, 2010
HAPPY HOLIDAYS 2010
Franklin , Tennessee - HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE.
From this blogging editor , (that's me) Jerry Horne
People - if my calendar is right (and it usually is'nt) we only have one more holiday season before 2012 strikes US all. So , make this holiday season special by being with your family and friends. It's OK to invite your girl/boy friend over to meet the family , even if you are married. With 2012 around the corner , so what if your spouse delouses you , right?
Remember - Franklin Police are on the prowl for freebies in your car and at home so keep your stuff out of their sight.
In stealing those famous words from The TERMINATOR , "I'll be BACK , next year."
From this blogging editor , (that's me) Jerry Horne
People - if my calendar is right (and it usually is'nt) we only have one more holiday season before 2012 strikes US all. So , make this holiday season special by being with your family and friends. It's OK to invite your girl/boy friend over to meet the family , even if you are married. With 2012 around the corner , so what if your spouse delouses you , right?
Remember - Franklin Police are on the prowl for freebies in your car and at home so keep your stuff out of their sight.
In stealing those famous words from The TERMINATOR , "I'll be BACK , next year."
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Untold Stories of the Franklin Police Department
Franklin , Tennessee - by BVD , while sharing some "Shine-N-Grass" (pronounced shiningrass , aka Shower Soap and K-2 , in the early days it was moonshine and marijuana) with his fellow officers in their very own private parking lot behind their new headquarters building , Officer Spearnock was telling another one of his heart stomping , crime stopping stories of the night. This one is about the time he was all alone with no one home and yet , in the darkest of moonless nights , he single handedly arrested , all by himself , Franklin's very most vile of the foul mouthed , notorious , butt quite infamously famous , the one and only painting vandal expert , Tripp Weir.
"And so this guy kept telling Officer Rich , don't open that bag , it's , it's . . . and that's where I cut da Bastard off with me saying I'll smack the ever loving Fucking dog Shit out of you if'n ya don't shut your Fucking ass wiping pie hole of a mouth. And of course he does. And would'nt ya know it , of course that would be the very moment Officer Rich sticks his hand in ta dat bag and everyone hears this loud "SNAP" like noise. Man-O-Man , ole Rich pulls his hand out of that bag sooo fast and with a rat trap hanging from his little pinkie. Talk about seeing someone dance , man I'm tellin ya , he was doin da Funcky Monkey on top of a Damn Chicken! I kid ya not now boys , I'm a tellin ya that dare boy has some moves on him now. No Shit!"
"And so this guy kept telling Officer Rich , don't open that bag , it's , it's . . . and that's where I cut da Bastard off with me saying I'll smack the ever loving Fucking dog Shit out of you if'n ya don't shut your Fucking ass wiping pie hole of a mouth. And of course he does. And would'nt ya know it , of course that would be the very moment Officer Rich sticks his hand in ta dat bag and everyone hears this loud "SNAP" like noise. Man-O-Man , ole Rich pulls his hand out of that bag sooo fast and with a rat trap hanging from his little pinkie. Talk about seeing someone dance , man I'm tellin ya , he was doin da Funcky Monkey on top of a Damn Chicken! I kid ya not now boys , I'm a tellin ya that dare boy has some moves on him now. No Shit!"
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Franklin's Big Problem
Franklin , Tennessee-here's what the news won't tell us. Did you know that Franklin has one of the biggest problems in Domestic Violence in this State of Tennessee? Is'nt it interesting how "Our" news people don't tell "US" about it.
Maybe it's because the woman does'nt want to press charges. Afterall , many of the those beaten gladly take it because the money is good. Hmmmm. Does this mean most of the Domestic Violence cases are committed against Ho's? Hmmmm. Makes ya think , don it?
Hey Boys and Girls , I have'nt made this up , since I learned all about it at "Our" Downtown Center for Downtown Franklin Justice , right behind those large Greek Columns.
Meanwhile , it's OK to talk about other cities having a Domestic Violence problem , BUTT , you just can't talk about Franklin's problem. GOT THAT , BOY? Maybe that's how Morris was getting away with it for ass long ass he did , eh? Maybe this explains why Sgt. Warner does'nt Tweet about it either.
Makes ya think some more , don it?
The video comes from WSMV evening news from Spring Hill , TN.
Maybe it's because the woman does'nt want to press charges. Afterall , many of the those beaten gladly take it because the money is good. Hmmmm. Does this mean most of the Domestic Violence cases are committed against Ho's? Hmmmm. Makes ya think , don it?
Hey Boys and Girls , I have'nt made this up , since I learned all about it at "Our" Downtown Center for Downtown Franklin Justice , right behind those large Greek Columns.
Meanwhile , it's OK to talk about other cities having a Domestic Violence problem , BUTT , you just can't talk about Franklin's problem. GOT THAT , BOY? Maybe that's how Morris was getting away with it for ass long ass he did , eh? Maybe this explains why Sgt. Warner does'nt Tweet about it either.
Makes ya think some more , don it?
The video comes from WSMV evening news from Spring Hill , TN.
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Police Joke
Franklin , Tennessee - here's a good joke while attending your favorite Christmas party.
Is'nt it interesting how this applies to "Our" Franklin Police Department?
Is'nt it interesting how this applies to "Our" Franklin Police Department?
Monday, December 13, 2010
Helper Asks For Help
Franklin , Tennessee - "Our" DA Helper has asked for help to investigate what's going on with Fairview Police.
Hmmm , why does'nt she ask for help to investigate what's going on with "Our" Franklin Police? Because she's scared , that's why. Afterall , everyone has seen how she helped the police prosecute those wakeboarders for breaking no laws.
People all over this city complain about their Franklin Police butt they won't step up and have something done. Why?
How many people have bravely taken their complaints to Sargent Warner and had them thrown back into their faces? I know the feeling well , especially after complaining about an officer stalking my 16 year old daughter and I was not allowed to take my complaint to the Chief. The Franklin Police officer was using a cruiser to cross over the county line to follow her home and ass it turns out , this guy was off duty every time he followed her around. I went to Jay Johnson about this and he told me some things including the fact , he was not going to do anything with the officer. Hmmmmm. I wonder what would have happened if it was his daughter?
Anyway , movin on , Franklin Police know very well that fear can be an excellent tool in keeping people at bay. Meanwhile , corruption in this city continues to grow at a healthy rate. This was recently talked about over at KoolAid
When the people don't run their government , then they deserve to have double taxation , an over expensive school system and non-planned growth. Yes , people just love going home on Friday afternoon so they can enjoy another non-planned traffic jam. Ha ha ha ha. With the people living in fear , the law does ass it Damn well pleases. We've all seen it , have'nt you?
Corruption runs this city and this fact was proven when 28 million dollars was paid for a 36 million dollar building. Good ole buy , Jay Johnson pocketed several million dollars in kickbacks with Chief jackie also enjoying some of the windfall money and now he is on his way to go spend it and of course Jay Johnson got himself surprisingly fired because he got caught not sharing the wealth. Heh heh heh. Do the math people , 28 plus 36 equals 64 million dollars spent on a building this city does not need. How many people are enjoying the benefits of this new facility besides Jay Johnson and his side kick jackie? Hmmmm?
Look at all the people who go to bed every night asking God to watch over them while Franklin Police rummage thru their things. You would be surprised how many people in this town knows where this remark comes from. There are several uptown neighborhoods with mysterious burglar problems while Franklin Police look the other way. WHY?
Franklin Police got rid of the first KoolAid blogger and several people have asked me what's going on now and I guess they got the second blogger too cause I don't know what's going on. I don't know him.
Yes boys and girls , Franklin has a problem for which even Helper is not willing to get help with.
Meanwhile , enjoy your holidays. Franklin Police have been very busy looking into your parked vehicles for Christmas goodies , just for themselves. Heh heh heh.
Fear. Yes , "Our" Franklin Police Department do know how to put it to good use because it's to their advantage. And besides , they know that the FBI and even TBI are'nt going to do anything about them. Franklin Police are very comfortable with themselves while laughing about it , too.
Note: The first Koolaid blogger currently resides out of state.
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
The Texan
Let's take time out from talking about the police. I always enjoy a good joke and this being the holiday season we could all use a laugh or 2 or 3. I mean like really , did The City of Franklin really really really spend 28 million dollar$ to design a 36 million dollar building? Personally , I don't think so. The math just does'nt add up.
Here's an old one that many people don't get or even understand.
Once upon a time , a Texan went to New York on business. While bar hopping , he met a rather nice " Ho ". During their conversation , she asked about the six-shooters he was packing. He drew them out of their holsters and twirled them around and then real sudden like , he neatly slid them back into place. " Don't you ever take them off ? " she asked. " No , of course not , you just never know when I'll need them . " he replied.
Well , ass you would might know , the conversation leads to one thing and another , and the Texan just could'nt stand up straight any longer , and the Ho took him on up to her place just around the corner.
Once in bed , things started going the way things do go in bed. " Hey , can't you take them Damn pistols off , they are rubbing me raw. " complained the Ho. " NO Ma'm ! " said the Texan as he dismounted her. Standing up , his stance towered high above her , pulling out his six guns and twirling them around , he slid them back neatly into place. "You just never know when I'll need them. " , he says.
Sooo after looking in a book and experimenting with different positions , the Ho finally makes herself comfortable by riding him on top.
Things were going pretty well in bed when all of a sudden , a Pimp looking kind of guy bursts into the room and slaps "His" Damn Ho something silly up and off of our happy faced Texan and slams her little ass up against the wall.
Immediately pulling out his six guns , the Texan points them at the guy and drawing back the hammers he says " Put her back. "
Here's an old one that many people don't get or even understand.
Once upon a time , a Texan went to New York on business. While bar hopping , he met a rather nice " Ho ". During their conversation , she asked about the six-shooters he was packing. He drew them out of their holsters and twirled them around and then real sudden like , he neatly slid them back into place. " Don't you ever take them off ? " she asked. " No , of course not , you just never know when I'll need them . " he replied.
Well , ass you would might know , the conversation leads to one thing and another , and the Texan just could'nt stand up straight any longer , and the Ho took him on up to her place just around the corner.
Once in bed , things started going the way things do go in bed. " Hey , can't you take them Damn pistols off , they are rubbing me raw. " complained the Ho. " NO Ma'm ! " said the Texan as he dismounted her. Standing up , his stance towered high above her , pulling out his six guns and twirling them around , he slid them back neatly into place. "You just never know when I'll need them. " , he says.
Sooo after looking in a book and experimenting with different positions , the Ho finally makes herself comfortable by riding him on top.
Things were going pretty well in bed when all of a sudden , a Pimp looking kind of guy bursts into the room and slaps "His" Damn Ho something silly up and off of our happy faced Texan and slams her little ass up against the wall.
Immediately pulling out his six guns , the Texan points them at the guy and drawing back the hammers he says " Put her back. "
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Go Ask A Cop
Franklin , Tennessee - while the anger and frustration still continues over the new , 36 million dollar Taj Mahal , people still continue to vent their feelings over it. Meanwhile , no one in Franklin politics are able to justify having it and yet , they talk against it in the back rooms and alley ways for the benefit of the voters.
So , has anyone asked a police officer what they think of their new home? It's absolutely funny how some people are trying to turn attention away from reality by saying , "Have you asked how the officers feel about having this building?"
Well , I can honestly tell you folks , not one Franklin Police officer has stepped forward to say anything negative about anything concerning their new home and they do share it with their crony friends. They even enjoy giving their buddies special tours of the building that they do not give to the other citizens who are also the very Franklinites who paid for it.
Yes boys and girls , this new building is the crowning glory for those who are above the law. After all , if you had done the things for Jay Johnson that "Our" police department has done , you would want something to show for it too.
Meanwhile , go ask a cop if I'm lying about anything I've said here.
This building is just another example of fleecing "US" taxpayers. 28 million dollar$ to design a 36 million dollar building. Really? I don't think so. I still continue to wonder over how many million$ Jay Johnson put into his pocket by having this building built.
So , has anyone asked a police officer what they think of their new home? It's absolutely funny how some people are trying to turn attention away from reality by saying , "Have you asked how the officers feel about having this building?"
Well , I can honestly tell you folks , not one Franklin Police officer has stepped forward to say anything negative about anything concerning their new home and they do share it with their crony friends. They even enjoy giving their buddies special tours of the building that they do not give to the other citizens who are also the very Franklinites who paid for it.
Yes boys and girls , this new building is the crowning glory for those who are above the law. After all , if you had done the things for Jay Johnson that "Our" police department has done , you would want something to show for it too.
Meanwhile , go ask a cop if I'm lying about anything I've said here.
This building is just another example of fleecing "US" taxpayers. 28 million dollar$ to design a 36 million dollar building. Really? I don't think so. I still continue to wonder over how many million$ Jay Johnson put into his pocket by having this building built.
Monday, December 6, 2010
Something To Think About This Holiday Season
Franklin , Tennessee - how many people know , that "Our" Franklin Police Department is chomping down on the bit so hard from all the negativity they've created for themselves , they can no longer stand their own stench , much less look at each other. Butt what to do? That is the question. Well , it just so happens they are doing everything possible to coerce someone to commit murder and/or perhaps something more gruesomely awesomely better?
Here they have all of those nice (very expensive) , shiny new toys (very expensive) and no dead bodies of their own to play with on their unused autopsy tables (expensive) in their shiny new Crime Lab (very expensive) to show off to the news media. (Later of course , the police will carve off the special pieces from the corpse , to mount on their walls at home. Did you know , other police agencies in this country allow shooters to do these kind of things?)
Right now Franklin Police don't care who gets hurt , killed or what ever. They just want a nasty , bloody Fucking kill (or more) so they can justify the cost of their new headquarters building (very expensive). Yes , "Our" police department desperately wants to be "Our" Franklin hometown heroes , just like The City of Brentwood has theirs. To be coercing someone to commit a murder , shows just how desperate their feelings really are smarting at the moment. I'm not kidding people , Franklin Police are tired of other cities getting all the "Glory" on CNN while Franklin's Police Department sits outside , shivering in the cold beneath the shadow of Brentwood's Police Department..
Imagine a Halloween like , gruesome , bloody assed murder , being committed , right here in Franklin , just in time for Christmas. Think about it. (I'm getting goose bumps just from writing this) Our City of Franklin has never had a really nasty event (in the last twenty years or so and that one was deliberately kept low on the radar because it involved the family member of a Franklin Police officer) and now they are doing whatever they can to have it their own way and they know , when such an event happens (they hope they hope they hope) that "We The People" will want to spend even more million$ of taxing dollar$ on stuff they don't really need right now , like another 50,000 dollar$ worth of bullets and a ticker tape parade down $treet $cam $treet to celebrate "Our" Hometown Heroes. (didn't they just change their shifts because of budget shortages? why not put that 50,000 dollar$ towards hiring another officer or apply it to the budget shortages? Oh what the Bloody Fucking Hell , why not give Franklin Police a Chri$tma$ of their own , everyday of the year? Their tree can light up Street Scape during the night hours. How's that for tourism dollar$ ? )
Meanwhile , just think about all of the publicity news of such an event being caught on CNN ass Franklin's SWAT team climbs the Confederate Monument on The Square , to raise the American flag ass The Star Spangled Banner is played by the Centennial High School Band. Just think of all of the news reporters coming to town , to tour their nice , shiny new facilities and getting a glimpse of the corpses while reporting on a gruesome murder(s) striking this quiet , little ole small town of Franklin. Think of the tourism dollar$ this would bring in. Why something like this would put Franklin on the international circuit which would require "Us" to expand our community airport facilities. (is this really how we want our town to be viewed upon around the world on CNN?)
This is just another example of "Our" Franklin Police Department abusing their police powers (and not giving a Damn about it)
Note: It's interesting how Franklin Police ignore the fact , that they are responsible for the negative image they make for themselves by the way they treat the people of their town.
Another Note: Franklin Police are presently , the only suspects behind one really gruesomely bloody murder that occurred in Nashville about 4 years ago butt Metro is covering for them
Here they have all of those nice (very expensive) , shiny new toys (very expensive) and no dead bodies of their own to play with on their unused autopsy tables (expensive) in their shiny new Crime Lab (very expensive) to show off to the news media. (Later of course , the police will carve off the special pieces from the corpse , to mount on their walls at home. Did you know , other police agencies in this country allow shooters to do these kind of things?)
Right now Franklin Police don't care who gets hurt , killed or what ever. They just want a nasty , bloody Fucking kill (or more) so they can justify the cost of their new headquarters building (very expensive). Yes , "Our" police department desperately wants to be "Our" Franklin hometown heroes , just like The City of Brentwood has theirs. To be coercing someone to commit a murder , shows just how desperate their feelings really are smarting at the moment. I'm not kidding people , Franklin Police are tired of other cities getting all the "Glory" on CNN while Franklin's Police Department sits outside , shivering in the cold beneath the shadow of Brentwood's Police Department..
Imagine a Halloween like , gruesome , bloody assed murder , being committed , right here in Franklin , just in time for Christmas. Think about it. (I'm getting goose bumps just from writing this) Our City of Franklin has never had a really nasty event (in the last twenty years or so and that one was deliberately kept low on the radar because it involved the family member of a Franklin Police officer) and now they are doing whatever they can to have it their own way and they know , when such an event happens (they hope they hope they hope) that "We The People" will want to spend even more million$ of taxing dollar$ on stuff they don't really need right now , like another 50,000 dollar$ worth of bullets and a ticker tape parade down $treet $cam $treet to celebrate "Our" Hometown Heroes. (didn't they just change their shifts because of budget shortages? why not put that 50,000 dollar$ towards hiring another officer or apply it to the budget shortages? Oh what the Bloody Fucking Hell , why not give Franklin Police a Chri$tma$ of their own , everyday of the year? Their tree can light up Street Scape during the night hours. How's that for tourism dollar$ ? )
Meanwhile , just think about all of the publicity news of such an event being caught on CNN ass Franklin's SWAT team climbs the Confederate Monument on The Square , to raise the American flag ass The Star Spangled Banner is played by the Centennial High School Band. Just think of all of the news reporters coming to town , to tour their nice , shiny new facilities and getting a glimpse of the corpses while reporting on a gruesome murder(s) striking this quiet , little ole small town of Franklin. Think of the tourism dollar$ this would bring in. Why something like this would put Franklin on the international circuit which would require "Us" to expand our community airport facilities. (is this really how we want our town to be viewed upon around the world on CNN?)
This is just another example of "Our" Franklin Police Department abusing their police powers (and not giving a Damn about it)
Note: It's interesting how Franklin Police ignore the fact , that they are responsible for the negative image they make for themselves by the way they treat the people of their town.
Another Note: Franklin Police are presently , the only suspects behind one really gruesomely bloody murder that occurred in Nashville about 4 years ago butt Metro is covering for them
Friday, December 3, 2010
Police Station Remarks
Franklin , Tennessee - I get emails and such from all walks of life including 38 countries since I started AIMLESSLY UNBALANCED several years ago. Here are some remarks that apply to this blog (I think) Some of these remarks have been rewritten by me to help keep private information private and to remove the language/spelling problems and of course everyone's favorite , remove the foul mouth odor since children are reading this. Sailors and kiddies would learn a thing or two from these people , I know I have. If anyone has something to say to these remarks or questions , then have at it.
1. When you allow a police officer into your home , it is no different than allowing a Burglar to check out your home before they do their work.
2. They fired Tim Taylor with kid gloves on. Why were they so careful about firing Tim Taylor in the first place???
3. How can I get a job like Sgt. Warner and not have anything to do all day long while getting paid to do it?
4. What is so wrong with paying 28 million dollars for a 36 million dollar building? The police have needed this for years. What's your problem Horn?
5. Why do the police act so badly with the citizens of this town?
6. This blog even has the Chief eating sleeping pills instead of dinner for lunch
7. The Chief was overheard to say he will enjoy the money during his retirement
8. It is interesting to note now that the Chief finally has a real office he is still can not be found in his office. Yep , the moore things change , the moore they stay the same.
9. Perhaps the police chief position should be an elected one.
10. After a judge had that so called breakdown , a ledger was found in their office showing payments being made along with names and the Elams are in it several days before being in court for B/E
11. Elams were always bragging about owning the law
12. The Chief mentioned something while laughing about grabbing his money and running away. Very very far away and he has no reason to look back He was undecided about taking his wife along with him
13. Mr. Horn , Franklin Police do not have to answer for their actions. Period. They have no accountability because they do not have anyone over them or even anyone to answer too. Now you know why they are not concerned about someone complaining about them and why Sgt. Warner finds any and all complaints to be so Damn Fucking funny.
14. Just because Hell has a chance of freezing over does not mean that Franklin Police have a chance of turning over a new leaf on life They are not going do it because there's no money in honesty and they know it. These are the lessons learned from Jay Johnson , Congress and CALEA
15. Between the money he received from building kickbacks and their despicable activities Moore decided now would be a good time to leave office while the leaving is still good
16. Franklin Police have some truly amazing computer Geeks. They are responsible for the pornography found in a city manager's computer. They are also responsible for it being found. Heh heh heh. Hmmmmmmm.
17. I think Franklin Police are nothing moore than a bunch of Bullies with a badge and a gun
18. Who is giving you information? You are so right about the scam of those burglar alarm permits. The police call up the provider to turn off the alarm and they then go right on inside like they own the place and steal to their hearts desires. Later , they pretend to investigate the crime. People in this town are nothing moore than little lambs begging to be sheared and the police accommodate them by bringing the scissors.
19. I love the way you make fun of moore's name. I LOVE IT ! ! ! Thank you for the humor. This town needs more of it.
20. I think you make this stuff up. But with the police looking away and ignoring you , perhaps you are maybe not making this stuff up after all. I dunno any more
There you have it people.
Enjoy.
I've got moore.
1. When you allow a police officer into your home , it is no different than allowing a Burglar to check out your home before they do their work.
2. They fired Tim Taylor with kid gloves on. Why were they so careful about firing Tim Taylor in the first place???
3. How can I get a job like Sgt. Warner and not have anything to do all day long while getting paid to do it?
4. What is so wrong with paying 28 million dollars for a 36 million dollar building? The police have needed this for years. What's your problem Horn?
5. Why do the police act so badly with the citizens of this town?
6. This blog even has the Chief eating sleeping pills instead of dinner for lunch
7. The Chief was overheard to say he will enjoy the money during his retirement
8. It is interesting to note now that the Chief finally has a real office he is still can not be found in his office. Yep , the moore things change , the moore they stay the same.
9. Perhaps the police chief position should be an elected one.
10. After a judge had that so called breakdown , a ledger was found in their office showing payments being made along with names and the Elams are in it several days before being in court for B/E
11. Elams were always bragging about owning the law
12. The Chief mentioned something while laughing about grabbing his money and running away. Very very far away and he has no reason to look back He was undecided about taking his wife along with him
13. Mr. Horn , Franklin Police do not have to answer for their actions. Period. They have no accountability because they do not have anyone over them or even anyone to answer too. Now you know why they are not concerned about someone complaining about them and why Sgt. Warner finds any and all complaints to be so Damn Fucking funny.
14. Just because Hell has a chance of freezing over does not mean that Franklin Police have a chance of turning over a new leaf on life They are not going do it because there's no money in honesty and they know it. These are the lessons learned from Jay Johnson , Congress and CALEA
15. Between the money he received from building kickbacks and their despicable activities Moore decided now would be a good time to leave office while the leaving is still good
16. Franklin Police have some truly amazing computer Geeks. They are responsible for the pornography found in a city manager's computer. They are also responsible for it being found. Heh heh heh. Hmmmmmmm.
17. I think Franklin Police are nothing moore than a bunch of Bullies with a badge and a gun
18. Who is giving you information? You are so right about the scam of those burglar alarm permits. The police call up the provider to turn off the alarm and they then go right on inside like they own the place and steal to their hearts desires. Later , they pretend to investigate the crime. People in this town are nothing moore than little lambs begging to be sheared and the police accommodate them by bringing the scissors.
19. I love the way you make fun of moore's name. I LOVE IT ! ! ! Thank you for the humor. This town needs more of it.
20. I think you make this stuff up. But with the police looking away and ignoring you , perhaps you are maybe not making this stuff up after all. I dunno any more
There you have it people.
Enjoy.
I've got moore.
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Wiki Leaks Police Department
Franklin , Tennessee -BVD News for Franklin Police - it's been discovered that WikiLeaks has struck The Franklin Police Department. (again? Yes , again)
After going thru thousands of secret files from The Pentagon , it now appears that there's more to WikiLeaks than earlier thought. Several hundred letters , emails and various inter-departmental memos are amongst the pile of documents that clearly shows that Franklin Police were on someone's radar. At this time , no one is allowed to read these discovered files. I'll tell more when moore is found and the coast is clear to tell.
Jerry: (looking over BVD's shoulder) OK BVD , out with it. What's going on?
BVD: Are you alone? Is your cell phone turned off? I can't let this get out , man.
Jerry: What's this all about BVD? C'mon , out with it.
BVD: OK , OK , OK. I'm sure it's alright to tell you , right?
Jerry: Well of course it is. I am after all , me , right? Now , what's been leaked this time?
BVD: They found this years Christmas Wish list for the Franklin Police officers
Jerry: And? Well , OK. Like , so what?
BVD: The wish list includes name brand Wake Boards for 8 officers. Plus 2 more for the Judge and her staff and another 5 for the DA's office. DA Helper herself is to receive a really nice , one of a kind , designer Pink one , with a personally autographed picture enamored on the board from "Our" very own Police Chief himself. Plus a complimentary 20 hour WakeBoarding course taught by none other , Robert Herron and Tripp Weir.
Jerry: What has gone wrrrooooonnnnnng with this town , this time?
After going thru thousands of secret files from The Pentagon , it now appears that there's more to WikiLeaks than earlier thought. Several hundred letters , emails and various inter-departmental memos are amongst the pile of documents that clearly shows that Franklin Police were on someone's radar. At this time , no one is allowed to read these discovered files. I'll tell more when moore is found and the coast is clear to tell.
Jerry: (looking over BVD's shoulder) OK BVD , out with it. What's going on?
BVD: Are you alone? Is your cell phone turned off? I can't let this get out , man.
Jerry: What's this all about BVD? C'mon , out with it.
BVD: OK , OK , OK. I'm sure it's alright to tell you , right?
Jerry: Well of course it is. I am after all , me , right? Now , what's been leaked this time?
BVD: They found this years Christmas Wish list for the Franklin Police officers
Jerry: And? Well , OK. Like , so what?
BVD: The wish list includes name brand Wake Boards for 8 officers. Plus 2 more for the Judge and her staff and another 5 for the DA's office. DA Helper herself is to receive a really nice , one of a kind , designer Pink one , with a personally autographed picture enamored on the board from "Our" very own Police Chief himself. Plus a complimentary 20 hour WakeBoarding course taught by none other , Robert Herron and Tripp Weir.
Jerry: What has gone wrrrooooonnnnnng with this town , this time?
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Being Thankful
Franklin , Tennessee - I just love to eat , don't you? My favorite foods are those for the brain. You know , the thinking stuff to think about. Here's something for you to think about.
Being in America while living in Franklin , we have so much to be thankful for. Here's an example - in other countries , their local , state , province , annexed territory and country police are allowed to beat , torture and/or kill people , just for the Hell of it (it gives them something to do) with the added benefit of the people being scared of them.
Here in Franklin , the police hand out traffic citations to give them something to do. (There is no evidence to show , giving a citation will cut down the number of deaths/accidents on the highways) By fleecing our pockets , they make friends with our community leaders (politicians get a percentage of their action) who think it's better to take our money than to "just kill us". (remember , politicians do not get traffic citations) The thinking here in Franklin is , politicians believe it is better to just take the money from the people than to just kill them because they can take more from you in the long run. (remember , dead people don't carry money around in their pockets)
Makes ya think , don't it? Gives ya something to be thankful for , don't it?
Being in America while living in Franklin , we have so much to be thankful for. Here's an example - in other countries , their local , state , province , annexed territory and country police are allowed to beat , torture and/or kill people , just for the Hell of it (it gives them something to do) with the added benefit of the people being scared of them.
Here in Franklin , the police hand out traffic citations to give them something to do. (There is no evidence to show , giving a citation will cut down the number of deaths/accidents on the highways) By fleecing our pockets , they make friends with our community leaders (politicians get a percentage of their action) who think it's better to take our money than to "just kill us". (remember , politicians do not get traffic citations) The thinking here in Franklin is , politicians believe it is better to just take the money from the people than to just kill them because they can take more from you in the long run. (remember , dead people don't carry money around in their pockets)
Makes ya think , don't it? Gives ya something to be thankful for , don't it?
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