Franklin Gets Evil

Franklin , Tennessee - BVD was on top of his game again by secretly grabbing this exclusive film of Evil Knievel practicing for the Franklin Police Department's grand opening ceremonies for their brand new Headquarters building , aka , their "Monumental Celebration of Arrogance" , located behind their shiny new , Greek Column Park (complete with a walking/bicycle trails) located on Columbia Avenue.

The Franklin Police Department has tried for years to contract entertainment for their opening ceremonies , butt unfortunately , word got around Downtown L.A. about the truth behind Franklin Police and so , no well known actor with any personal hopes of an acting career in the near future would come. Sooo , that left only one person to give a grand performance.

Let's see how he's looking , shall we?

The Money Crunch

Franklin , Tennessee - here's some brain food to think about. If Chief Moore would release some of his personal State Farm funds , the Franklin Police Department would have much of nothing in the way of funding problems.

Don't take my word for it , go and ask him about his State Farm contracts for yourself.

Commander Barnes

Franklin , Tennessee - don't you just love those "special" people who know so much more less than you , butt show off they know more than you? I've once again been called a liar because Franklin Police do not have a Commander Barnes.

Actually , this is true , they don't have a Commander Barnes. He retired a few years ago and his good friends at Channel 4 gave him an honorable mention on the 6 o'clock news , to help celebrate his leaving

Franklin Police do however , have a Detective Barnes , who says and I quote , "Commander Barnes is an Asshole"

Yes people , there really really is , a for real life , Commander Barnes (retired) and some people at the Franklin Police Department have not forgotten him.

DUI Check Points

Franklin , Tennessee - This is from the KoolAid blog.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Franklin, Tennessee Police Department does nothing once again.

1. What, no DUI checkpoints?
2. No noise enforcement?

You all prove Jerry Horne more correct every step of the way and you're your own worst advocate.

I did think it was funny that when the festivities started to pick up, a fire truck had to head toward Goose Creek.



Guest
You won't see any DUI checkpoints from the FPD for a while. They did not get the DUI grant this "fiscal year" (actually, October-October for grant money) and the city will not foot the bill for any overtime if they can help it thanks to Eric Stuckey. In fact, they were going to fill several vacant positions and those got nixed as well to cut the budget. (you'll notice the person did not give their name)

Here's why :

These DUI grants come from politicians who want people from groups like MADD to shut up. Actually , Franklin Police do not need grant money for DUI check points since they already have all the resources they need. You see , grant money is not the real issue here since grant money is just candy for passing around political circles. Franklin Police can set up a DUI check point any time and any where they please , with/without the grant money. It's interesting how many people have referred to Franklin Police ass being a ca$h cow.

The big issue for Franklin Police is the simple fact , they always catch someone with a "Stay out of Jail" card and this usually means the Chief himself , has to show up and personally drive the drunk person home.

And every time , it's always difficult for Chief jackie to explain why he was seen doing such a thing.

Speaking for myself , I personally know a person who Franklin Police caught driving drunk. He even admitted to mixing alcohol with narcotics and still the police let him go , despite the fact , this person had done 7,500 dollars of private property damage. I had some words with Commander Barnes who basically told me it was none of my business. So you see people , Franklin Police do keep their friends out of jail , just because they can.

Training A Police Chief

Franklin , Tennessee - there's been plenty of talk lately about Franklinite's police Chief jackie. Is he really being deliberately deaf/immune to people talking to him about "his" police department and the way/manner they treat the town's folk?

Have you ever wondered , just what exactly goes into the making of a police chief? What kind of training do they require to become a symbol of truth and honor amongst this town's thieves and liars , you know , the kind of people most often found inside Franklin's very own government.

BVD managed to get his hands on some police chief training materials. Let's take a look at what Chief jackie has been studying over the years , shall we?

Did You Know

Franklin , Tennessee - did you know , that under THE CONSTITUTION , the people can have the Franklin Police Chief jackie Moore , removed from his office?

Well , why not? He doesn't use it , so why should he have it? Since he doesn't use it , he must not need it , right?

I mean like , when was the last time you saw the Chief in his very own , taxpayer paid for office? An office where the lights are always on. When was the last time you saw the lights turned off?

Just where is he anyway? What is he doing , when he's not in his office? I mean , really , where is he? Is he in some darken room somewhere in the hospital's dungeon , far , far away from the sunlight , getting a transfusion? Where , is he?

With Jay Johnson gone , to whom does he answer to these days?

It's way past time , "WE THE PEOPLE" used their constitution. Don't you think?

What Blogging Around Goes Around

Franklin , Tennessee - I got a rather interesting email from a person , who's specialty covers some rather interesting work in law enforcement. It seems this blog grabbed his attention for several reasons , including the one about Detective Black.

He made several , umm , rather derogatory remarks and added , he is looking forward to hearing more about our local police department.

I was'nt too sure if this guy was for real or what until (surprisingly) he answered my questions. Yep , he answered every one of them and for a bonus prize , he even threw in his work phone number.

It seems my blog really hit somebody's button this time. Yes , really , really.

I'm looking forward to some good conversation and perhaps I'll share some with you. It's not everyday folks of his unique caliber takes time out to write.

Describe Fairness

Franklin , Tennessee - people often wonder if Franklin Police are fair about writing tickets. I'll let you read this and decide for yourself :

Robert McClurkan


On several occasions lately, I’ve met oncoming, or crossing my path at a right angle, our illustrious “One and Done John” mayor at a marked intersection. “One and Done” was driving his big cream colored Pick Up Truck and never even began to stop at the stop sign.
I wonder if any of Franklin’s Finest were to observe “One and Done John” failing to stop at a STOP sign, would he have been cited for his driving? Just wondering!

I stole this from the KoolAid blog.

Bare Sightings

Franklin , Tennessee - late one night , the bares came out to party. It turned into one bare assed ugly looking train. Doug saw it all. He goes to the eye doctor later today.

Doug : Oh man , I'll never be able to see again
Jerry : Just what exactly do you think you saw ?
Doug : There's no thinking about what I saw man , look for yourself. Look into my eyes. See me ? Look at me , I'm going blind , BLIND I'm telling you , B-L-I-N-D , BLIND !
Jerry : Hmmmmm , well , hopefully not. So , what was it again , this sight you saw ?
Doug : Those neighbors of yours were in the middle of the street making a train. I've never seen so many bare assed asses in my whole life. Damned ugly sight too. There ought to be a law against shining an ugly ass in the middle of the street.
Jerry : Well , maybe that explains why Franklin Police don't patrol this neighborhood
Doug : Hm ? Why ?
Jerry : Well , perhaps they don't want to go blind either
Doug : You are not being funny
Jerry : I'm not trying to be. Besides , how do you know , these people were'nt praying to the full moon ? I mean , perhaps these people were just mooning the moon :)
Doug : No DAMN IT ! They had an orgy going on.
Jerry : Hmmm , I see
Doug : No you don't see. You weren't there
Jerry : Hmmmm , I see
Doug : Oh stop it.
Jerry : :)