What's In There ?

Franklin , Tennessee - BVD News-now that The City of Franklin has finished spending million$ of tax dollar$ so "Our" Franklin Police Chief can have a really nice office with a really nice closet (it's even BIGGER than the Mayor's) , have you ever wondered what could be so Damn important for him to keep in there?








Kat: BVD , just what the Bloody Fucking Hell is that thing?
BVD: Kat , that there is a genuine Tennessee possum's ass
Kat: A "WHAT?" What in Hell's name , whyyyyyyy?
BVD: Maybe the Chief is using it for a room deodorizer , uh , er ah , well , maybe? How the Hell do I know why? Why don't you go and ask him why. After all , it "IS" his closet.

Getting Help From The People

Franklin , Tennessee - have you noticed the number of crimes Franklin Police have been solving lately with the help of the people? It's a fact , these crimes would not have been solved in a timely manner without getting help from "the people".

Franklin, TN – Tabitha Summers, 30 of Franklin, remains in custody this afternoon, charged with Aggravated Burglary and Felony Theft. A judge set her bond this morning at $10,000. Franklin Police arrested Summers Wednesday morning after she broke into a home in the 500 block of Liberty Pike.

Tabitha L. Summers
Date of Birth: 05/28/1980
650 Edgewood Boulevard
Franklin, TN 37064

Shortly after 8:00 Wednesday morning, a neighbor called police after Summers broke into the residence through a living room window. While officers were en route, the citizen reported that the suspect, carrying a bag away from the residence, was getting into a vehicle. Dispatchers were able to provide responding officers with a description of the getaway vehicle and direction of travel. Officers converged on the area and quickly spotted the suspect on Murfreesboro Road near Eddy Lane. Summers was stopped and found in possession of items that she stole from the residence.

Kat: Hey Jerry , I got a question please ," the people " that helped the police with solving their crime problems , are these the same "people" that Franklin Police have been feeding on over the years with thousands of illicit left hand turn traffic citations?
Jerry: Yep
Kat: Geez. This sure says a lot for the police don't it
Jerry: Oooh yaaaah.

Local Police Solve Drought Problem

Franklin , Tennessee - BVD News - ass the 2007 Drought Season continues lingering over the head of this fair city , The Tennessee State Department of Saving Water for Conservation and Not Just For Grass has decreed , "Find water now or else we'll do it for you."

Chief jackie of The Franklin Police Department , stepped up to the mic stating , "No Problem. I've got your umbrella covered and in return , I want my own personal life time position for Alderman on the city's council."

The Chief's plan is simple. Just run a drain pipe from the newly built police station to the city's sewer system and then connect that pipe to the water plant and it's , "Problem solved" , explained the City Manager. "It seems that when the police building was built , the designers failed to install a drain pipe in the underground parking garage AND the underground Recreational Dungeon areas. This over sight occurred only after the building was completed and then it was discovered that these areas tend to flood naturally because the underground garage is "of course" , below the area's natural water table" , he added. "Potentially , there is excess water in sufficient quantities to satisfy the city's water needs for the little people , including the Tennessee Conservative , ah , er , uh Hmm , what's their Fucking name again?" , asked the bewildered Chief before a live mic.

"After all , the police are here to help the city and we really do not need all of that water being presently stored in the underground areas of "My" new office building" , added Sgt. Warner ass he stepped up to the mic for the Chief. "And besides that , despite all of the rumors , the underground garage area really is too small for Wakeboarding."

Mayor Jay Johnson , owner and proprietor of the Franklin Police Department agreed with the Chief's terms adding , "Don't worry , there will always be water for "Our" grass" Heh , heh , heh. "We only grow enough good stuff for our needs." , stated Johnson while adding , "Our grass helps keep Franklin "GREEN" , heh , heh , heh

Franklin Police Go Public For Help

Franklin Police Headquarters in Tennessee - BVD News - Franklin Police are asking for help from everyone , including anyone knowing the identity of these 2 guys pictured from a security camera ass they are shown leaving Franklin Downtown Police Station , 3rd Precinct last night.



While using a stolen credit card , this duo purchased more than $300 in merchandise at the Mallory Lane Wally's World , played 5 rounds at the Franklin Putt Putt Center and using the card again , they paid for meals at Franklin Steak & Shake before buying Pepto Bismol at the nearby Walgreens. Later , they gambled away 500 dollars at Craps , plus another 200 dollars playing billiards at the town's only exclusively secluded , underground Gentlemen's Palace at Franklin Downtown Police Station , 3rd Precinct. The credit card they used was last seen being stolen from a woman’s purse in Franklin.

They are both immediately wanted by The Franklin Police Department on questions concerning their inappropriate lack of attention to tipping the staff gratuity

"These guys owe me money" , stated Sgt. Jim "Bean" Warner , who was the Shift Supervisor for Craps on the night these 2 were last seen using the stolen credit card. "The rules at the Gentlemen's Palace clearly state a 15% gratuity is required at all tables and these guys didn't pay up" , added Sgt. Warner. "Hell , I even lit their cigars and kindly picked out an elegant douche for the both of them , from our exclusive parlor store" , said Sgt. Warner , "The cheap Bastards. I want their ass on a platter right now" , he added while grinding his teeth again.


While saving up money for the Chief's yearly pizza party , Franklin Police are currently not tipping anonymous callers at this time.

The Buzz Around The World

Franklin , Tennessee - here's the latest talk around the world and I'm not kidding either. People want to know what's wrong with the court system again (yes again)

The problem is the same there ass it is in this town and with "Our" police department. It's called corruption.

My Dog Should Have It So Good

Franklin , Tennessee - The City of Franklin spent 36 million Dollar$ to ensure their police officers are pampered in the lap of luxury and no expense was spared to give their K-9 members air conditioned comfort. After all , they too are worth it.

Meanwhile , the Sheriff's Department is presently waiting on funding for air conditioning units to keep their K-9 friends cool in the summer's heat. (it's rumored the units will arrive in time for the winter season)

While Franklin Police spend 50,000 dollar$ annually for bullets , the Sheriff's Department can not afford purchasing a cup of coffee.

There's no question that Franklin Police are now the most pampered police in the nation. And why not for Christ's sake? After writing thousands of illegal tickets under a broiling hot summer's sun , being soaking wet during the flood season , freezing in the dead of winter on our cold and deserted snow bound roads while shoveling their asses in the faces of Franklin's little people , they are surely deserving of something more than some measly little ole medal

Channel 5 Checks In

Franklin , Tennessee - Nashville's very own , Channel 5 News , finally found the secret , sacred spot , where Franklin Police built their new building. Finally , 5 months after the building was officially opened , here's what they were able to report after first checking in with Sgt. Warner to get permission that it was OK to report their findings.

FRANKLIN, Tenn. – The new Franklin Police station boasts 90,000 square feet of spacious hallways, and user friendly areas for police officers. It cost $36 million dollars.

Police architects designed the building to make it user friendly beginning with the evidence intake room.

"There's a ventilation system that's movable. They can bring this down. If something has an odor or there are particles that need to be vented to the outside it can done through this vacuum," Sergeant Charles Warner said.

The chain of evidence in a police station is important. There can be no breaks. There's even a pass through refrigerator.

"Once the evidence is placed inside and this door is shut. The key is turned and it is unopenable from this side. The evidence custodian can only get it from the other side," Warner said.

There is an area where the under water recovery team and police divers train for evidence gathering under water.

Cars and trucks involved in crimes and deadly crashes are brought to the vehicle processing bay for close examination.

"This is our lab facility and in this area we have the capability of processing different types of evidence," said Warner. "These two chambers have the capability of processing evidence using gas, air, vacuum and cold water."

In a courtyard, there's a special wall to memorialize officers killed in the line of duty. Fortunately, that hasn't happened.

Near the courtyard the covered garage includes kennels for police dogs.

"Our K-9 partners have the ability to get out of the car and go into a nice climate controlled environment and there are two separate kennels in this area here," Warner added.

It's a nice facility, but the ultimate goal is to keep Franklin safe. Franklin Police believe it will make a difference.

Franklin's police station includes several hundred square feet of unfinished space for future growth.

Kat: Help me out here Jerry. What happened to all of those thousands of square feet of unused space?
Jerry : Maybe the FBI took it all
KAT: The FBI?
Jerry: Yeah , those Female Body Inspectors need a lot of space to get their work done. After all , there are so many female bodies to inspect , yet so little time you know
Kat: Why does Franklin Police put so much emphasis on underwater gear?
Jerry: Well Kat , you do know that The City of Franklin does flood every other 100 years. It's good to be prepared for Wakeboarding recovery. Just in case.
Kat: Well , at least they have thousands of square feet of luxurious and spacious hallways to feel comfortable in. I can't imagine how their building would feel if it were any more cramped and besides , after spending a mere 36 million dollar$ , this building still didn't keep very many Franklinites safe from Nicholas Lawry and Tracie Plemons , did it? I mean like , after all , the police were unable to solve their little crime spree without offering bribe$ of anonymous ca$h to someone.
Jerry: Safe? Nooooo it sure didn't BUTT , at least the police station itself was secure. Anyway , the place surely does make a statement about money and wealth in this town , doesn't it? Hmmm , I guess that explains the bribe money , eh?
Kat: Well , after writing several thousand illegal traffic citations , they better have something to show for their efforts , right? Hey , that reminds me , Channel 5 News mentioned user friendly spaces for the police officers. Are there any user friendly spaces for the visitors?
Jerry: Yes. They call it , "The Holding Room". It surrounds the visitor with spacious luxury , including a walk in door. :)
Kat: Say , why do you reckon it took Five Alive News 5 months to get around to reporting this story?
Jerry: Maybe their helicopter was broken and it took 5 months to fix it

How To Make Police Chief In Franklin

Franklin , Tennessee - BVD was pacing the floor again. This time about Tennessee's Board of Regents being caught stuffing their over priced positions in Tennessee's educational system. An educational system that systematically maintains a chronically steady , problematic heart beat in 49th place out of 50 states , nation wide.



Jerry: Ok , this is about Tennessee's sorry assed educational system. How does this tie in with Franklin Police?
BVD: How do you think "Good Ole Boy" jackie got his job?

Franklin's New Crime Wave

Franklin , Tennessee - have you noticed there's a new crime wave in Franklin these days? Yep , and "Our" Franklin Police Department is willing to give any anonymous person , money for their info that leads to an arrest.

Even the Franklin Kool Aid is talking about the recent rise in crime. Here's his post below:

Thursday, August 05, 2010

Big Ol' Police Station Can't Keep Up With Crime Wave.

Seems to be a big crime wave here in South Franklin with multiple break-ins overnight.

I'll say it - the Taj Mahal that Come-lately-Elrod was bitching about sure doesn't represent the level of service by the Franklin police.

Maybe they should stay off the damn cell phone.

Posted by Franklin Kool Aid at 8:33 PM Comments (1)

So you see people , it's not just me saying things about "Our" Franklin Police Department having problems. It's a fact that "We The People" have ignored for way too long. Franklin Police are a problem in themselves that "We" need to deal with.

When people in Poland are making comments about Franklin Police , maybe we should act before the rest of the world starts talking about them. After all , "Our" Franklin Police Department is a reflection of all of "US" Franklinites.

Speaking of the new crime wave , has the ATM from SUNTRUST Bank been found yet? Isn't it interesting how no one talks about that incident any more? I wonder which bank will get hit next for not paying their fair share of protection money? I wonder why there is no award offered for information?

Here they are folks. The car thieves in person. Franklin Police credit the quick arrest to the offer of money for information.

Franklin, TN – Last night just before 10:00 p.m. Franklin Police arrested two suspects involved in a rash of auto burglaries reported over the last two weeks. Tips started pouring in after Wednesday’s release of surveillance photos picturing the suspects using credit cards stolen during some of the burglaries. With help from citizens who recognized the suspects, investigators quickly identified them as 18-year old Nicholas Lawry and 19-year old Tracie Plemons, both of Franklin. Police credit an engaged community, not afraid to get involved, working in conjunction with a Police Department tough on crime and criminals. “These arrests are indicative of the relationship the Police Department enjoys with the community,” said Assistant Police Chief David Rahinsky. “Together we help keep Franklin amongst the safest communities in the South.” Detectives are confident the arrest of these two individuals will clear as many as 20 auto burglary cases.

Nicholas Jordan Lawry Tracie N. Plemons
Date of Birth: 04/21/1992 Date of Birth: 02/17/1991
1331 Holly Hill Drive 1761 Lewisburg Pike
Franklin, TN 37064 Franklin, TN 37064

Lawry and Plemons were both charged with Burglary, Forgery, and Fraudulent Use of a Credit Card. They both remain in the Williamson County Jail, each on a $10,000 bond and are due in court on 08/17/2010 at 2:00 p.m.

World News Report From Poland

Franklin , Tennessee - this blog thing is pretty interesting. I've been told that the good folks in Mazowieckie , Poland are talking about , "Our" Franklin Police Department.

Well , why the Hell not? After all , if anyone knew anything about living under the Iron Fist of Communism , they would certainly be the "Go TO" people to ask , right?

Their topic of conversation is the arrest of the "Wake Boarding Criminals" and how the local government deals with such political radicals , here in "The Land of the Free and the Brave"

Yeah and Hip Hip Hurrah for "Our" Franklin Police! YOU GO GUYS

P.S. the story even made the local paper

A special "Thank You" goes to my good friend , BVD for telling me about this.

Note: This is the proper flag for civilians to display.

Franklin Police Offer Cash Reward

News Review

Police Offer $500 Reward for Information Leading to Arrest of Auto Burglary Suspects

Anonymous Information Worth Cash

Posted Date: 8/3/2010 2:00 PM

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Sergeant Charles J. Warner
Public Information Officer
615.550.6821
cwarner@franklintn.gov

Franklin, TN - Six auto burglaries occurred in the Dallas Downs and Sullivan Farms Subdivisions during the overnight hours of this past weekend. Each of the vehicles were left unlocked by the owners, and valuables left inside were stolen.

Now through August 12, 2010, Franklin Police are offering a cash reward of $500 for information leading to the arrest of Franklin auto burglary suspects.

Click here to submit an anonymous tip to Franklin Police
An additional reward of up to $1,000 is available with a call to Crime Stoppers, (615) 794-4000

Remember people , Franklin Police says this is anonymous information. How are you going to receive the reward , if they don't know who you are? Besides , if you qualify for the grand 1,500 dollar cash reward , you now owe taxes.

So , if you know something about these burglaries , come on down and claim the cash reward. Be a good citizen and help the police solve these crimes. Offer good until the 12th of August.

The Soto Award

Franklin , Tennessee - BVD Bloggtographer , Franklin Police has a few new faces.

BVD : Have you seen the new recruits ?
Jerry : Nope. Why would I want to
BVD : Oh , just because
Jerry : Have you ever talked to another Franklinite , that had a need for Franklin Police and admitted to it ?
BVD : Um , er , ah , er , well , no actually.
Jerry : Okay , now that you've shown me the picture , just what are the requirements for winning this here Soto award
BVD : Well , it helps if you can sleep on the clock and get away with it. Hee hee hee
Jerry : Hmmm , how about having the public believe you are acting in their best interests
BVD : Oooo , that bites. Okay , how about being able to grease the wheels to get over time pay without doing the time ? Or how about being able to roll a joint without spilling the goods ? Or being good at Brown nosing without showing a ring around the collar ?
Jerry : Hmm , are we trying to upstage each other or are we really being honest about the Franklin Police Department ? I mean , just because an officer would never let on that Franklin is really just a dirty , dishonest and deceitful little ole one horse of a town. Mmmm , maybe it's their ability to screw people while giving them a warm and friendly smile
BVD : Hmm , those are good points. Do you remember that young black trainee ?
Jerry : Yeah , what about him ?
BVD : He did'nt make it.
Jerry : Why ? Was he too honest , was his soul not for sale or was he just too black for this department ?
BVD : Hmm , I don't know and jackie ain't sayin
Jerry : What ever the reason , Franklin's Police Department still has racial problems.
BVD : Well , having Coffee around did'nt do much to help inspire confidence with black people wearing badges and then those brothers beating up their women did'nt help either. It's interesting how their fellow brother officers looked the other way.
Jerry : Gee , I wonder why ? Could it be , if you wear the badge , you can beat a woman , butt , if you don't , you go to jail ?
BVD : Hmph , Coffee , now that was a few years ago.
Jerry : Yep and people still talk about him too. They just can't seem to move on.
BVD : Well , a little bit of that brand of Coffee does go a loooong way
Jerry : Yeah and having some Wisdom within the department did'nt help either
BVD : Oh man , that's a low law blow
Jerry : Yep and just think , Franklin Police can go even lower
BVD : Oooooooo !
Jerry : You think that's low ? I wonder where that recruit's inspiration comes from , Tim Taylor?
BVD : Tell me why it is , when we talk about Franklin Police , it seems we are talking politics ?
Jerry : Perhaps it's because we know they are in bed with each other
BVD : That would explain a lot would'nt it
Jerry : You know , sometimes , I think you've been around the police too much.
BVD : ( snickering and snickers some more )
Jerry : " ? " What's so Damn funny ?
BVD : ( snickers ) you said ( snickers ) Tim Taylor ( snickering some more )
Jerry : Yeah ( snickers ) I did say that , ( snickers ) did'nt I ( snickers turns into laughter )