Playing Around With People

Franklin , Tennessee - there are them people in this world , who are so bored with themselves , they relieve their pent up passions by Fucking / Playing people. You know what I'm talking about. Harassment and stupid phone calls , cameras , vandalism , theft , mail boxes , knives , stalking and garbage in the yard. And of course , telling the police lies and putting them in writing. This is the stuff , Franklin Police eat up like there's no tomorrow. Why ? I dunno , I'm not a Franklin Police officer. I only know what I know.
It's interesting to note , despite the fact , doing these things are illegal and Franklin Police knows the truth about what's really going on , they play right along with the game. I don't know the rules so I'm a little in the dark with it. Butt anyway , these people fit in with the law like bread and butter and they are therefore above the law. They do ass they damn well please while Franklin Police look the other way and play , lying in wait to arrest that certain somebody that does'nt understand what's really going on. Yep , I'm talking about "Our" law abiding people. They have that Boy Scout quality and I guess that's why they get Fucked and/or worse. And yep again , Franklin Police knows the truth , Butt , looks away anyway. They are the law after all and they have no reason to be honest with the law. Aint this a great town to live in ? It certainly is for them.

And remember , Franklin Police have no accountability for their actions.

Franklin Police Want To Be Our Heros

Franklin , Tennessee - how many people know , that "Our" Franklin Police Department is chomping down on the bit so hard from all the negativity they've created for themselves , they can no longer stand their own stench , much less look at each other. Butt what to do? That is the question. Well , it just so happens they are doing everything possible to coerce someone to commit murder and/or perhaps something more gruesomely awesomely better?

Here they have all of those nice (very expensive) , shiny new toys (very expensive) and no dead bodies of their own to play with on their unused autopsy tables (expensive) in their shiny new Crime Lab (very expensive) to show off to the news media. (Later of course , the police will carve off the special pieces from the corpse , to mount on their walls at home. Did you know , other police agencies in this country allow shooters to do these kind of things?)

Right now Franklin Police don't care who gets hurt , killed or what ever. They just want a nasty , bloody Fucking kill (or more) so they can justify the cost of their new headquarters building (very expensive). Yes , "Our" police department desperately wants to be "Our" Franklin hometown heroes , just like The City of Brentwood has theirs. To be coercing someone to commit a murder , shows just how desperate their feelings really are smarting at the moment. I'm not kidding people , Franklin Police are tired of other cities getting all the "Glory" on CNN while Franklin's Police Department sits outside , shivering in the cold beneath the shadow of Brentwood's Police Department..

Imagine a Halloween like , gruesome , bloody assed murder , being committed , right here in Franklin. Think about it. (I'm getting goose bumps just from writing this) Our City of Franklin has never had a really nasty event (in the last twenty years or so and that one was deliberately kept low on the radar because it involved the family member of a Franklin Police officer) and now they are doing whatever they can to have it their own way and they know , when such an event happens (they hope they hope they hope) that "We The People" will want to spend even more million$ of taxing dollar$ on stuff they don't really need right now , like another 50,000 dollar$ worth of bullets and a ticker tape parade down $treet $cam $treet to celebrate "Our" Hometown Heroes. (didn't they just change their shifts because of budget shortages? Why not put that 50,000 dollar$ towards hiring another officer or apply it to the budget shortages? Oh what the Bloody Fucking Hell , why not give Franklin Police a Chri$tma$ of their own , everyday of the year? Their tree can light up Street Scape during the night hours. How's that for tourism dollar$ ? )

Meanwhile , just think about all of the publicity news of such an event being caught on CNN ass Franklin's SWAT team climbs the Confederate Monument on The Square , to raise the American flag ass The Star Spangled Banner is played by the Centennial High School Band. Just think of all of the news reporters coming to town , to tour their nice , shiny new facilities and getting a glimpse of the corpses while reporting on a gruesome murder(s) striking this quiet , little ole small town of Franklin. Think of the tourism dollar$ this would bring in. Why something like this would put Franklin on the international circuit which would require "Us" to expand our community airport facilities. (is this really how we want our town to be viewed upon around the world on CNN?)

This is just another example of "Our" Franklin Police Department abusing their police powers (and not giving a Damn about it)

Note: It's interesting how Franklin Police ignore the fact , that they are responsible for the negative image they make for themselves by the way they treat the people of their town.

Another Note: Franklin Police are presently , the only suspects behind one really gruesomely bloody murder that occurred in Nashville about 4 years ago butt Metro is covering for them

They Are Scared of Them

Franklin , Tennessee - have you ever wondered how or even why it is , that Franklin Police get away with so much Shit?

I know something about Franklin Police and it is'nt very flattering. So , not knowing what to do , I moseyed on over to see Sheriff Long's bunch at The Williamson County Sheriff's Department , to talk about it.

While in an office , the person I spoke with was highly interested in getting the people behind the problem I addressed. He even stated , "I'll show 'em who's da boss 'cause 'round he'ah I'm da boss. Yeah buddy , I'll show 'em all right". Upon mentioning the perps were Franklin Police officers , the person's face immediately lost color ass he frantically shot out of his own office , knocking over his chair , tripping over his desk and going "Splat" straight into the wall ass he desperately struggled to fight his way thru an open door , he then performed a bumbling , stumbling clown act taking him down the hall and straight into the Women Room where he finished off his career by locking and barring himself into a diaper station stall ass he shouted to anyone who would listen , that he was refusing to never ever come out of there again , so don't bother asking. The sheriff's very own and highly trained "Negotiator" could'nt get anywhere with him , not even after getting down on their knees and begging. Meanwhile , during all the fuss 'n ruckus , the female deputies had become desperate and were threatening for their own sake and peace of mind , to either take over the Men Room or they were going to just "dump it" in the halls.

You know , I've never seen a guy , with a badge and a gun run so fast and so far away , just from talking about someone before. I mean not ever. It was rather comical in it's own right. Butt , with other law enforcement agencies acting like this , it's no wonder "Our" Franklin Police Department enjoys their autonomy of being above the law and it does help to explain why they have no accoutability.

You won't see this story in THE TENNESSEAN

The Franklin Police Liars Club

Franklin , Tennessee - the question came up about Detective Black being a compulsive , chronic liar. Why is he still around , why don't they get rid of him?

The answer is so obvious - that's what he gets paid to do. That's why he is still around and that is why he can not be fired.

Franklin Police need officers like Mr. Black , so they can feel good with themselves ass they protect themselves from the public's learning about the wrongful acts (aka crimes) they themselves commit against "US"

Planning For a New Tomorrow

Franklin , Tennessee - BVD News-Now that Franklin Police have settled into their new home , which just happens to be , the largest building in this here city , with the most space not being used , Police Chief "jackie" Moore has been busy planning a whole new future for The City of Franklin , which includes expanding the city limits

BVD: Been playing with your crayons again Chief?
jackie: Among other things? Yeah , heh heh heh. Ass you can see rite hare BVD , it's all about location , location , location and of course , size does matter
BVD: Why does The City of Franklin need to expand it's borders?
jackie: It gives "US" moore room to freely roam with our radar and to make moore traffic stop$ , which allows "US" to make moore profit$. Ass you can see here on my projected map of the plan called , "Future Thing$ To Come" (or FTTC for short) , my planned program will reduce this county's area of operations by another 45% by the year 2015. Of course , by that time , Franklin Police will also be running the biggest radar gun$ in the state. Oh yeah , did I tell you , by the year 2011 , there will be no moore legal left turns?
BVD: Damn Chief and to think people say you have nothing to do all day

A New and Safer Way of Life Continues

Franklin , Tennessee - with a 36 million dollar facility now in hand , Franklin Police want you to know that The City of Franklin is now a safer place to be for all of "US" citizens per Sgt. Warner

Meanwhile , here's the latest news from "Our" Franklin Police Department

Franklin Police Gator Feed from Sgt. Warner for Monday , September 20 , 2010

Franklin, TN – Police are investigating nine auto burglaries that occurred in the Sullivan Farms subdivision between 9:45 pm Saturday and 7:30 am Sunday morning. In each case, the victim’s vehicle was left unlocked, and valuables like GPS units, computers, and sunglasses found inside were stolen. Each of the vehicles was parked in the owners’ driveway.

Sullivan Farms is considered to be one of the most newest and safest places to live according to FOX 17 and Channel 2 News. These 9 auto burglaries are thought to be "car hoping" by teens.

Yes boys and girls , life in the small town of Franklin just keeps getting better and safer everyday because of "Our" 36 million shiny new dollars worth of facility. Now then , can you just imagine how safe we could all possibly be , if we would just build another 36 million dollar facility? Just to be on the safe side?

Usage of Onboard Computer Terminals

Franklin , Tennessee - BVD Comics Franklin Police officers have SatCom puter terminals in their cruising cars and the city's departmental bean counter wanted to know , how efficiently , if any , of how many departmental police officers were at using departmental technology. This data was compiled and carefully graphed to permit easy data consumption and is easy pleasy to the eye

Jerry : What do these graphs tell you ?
Bean Counter : Police officers have way too much time in their hands
Jerry : In their hands?
Bean Counter : Yes , in their hands. ( "They're masturbating" ) he whispered into Jerry's ear
Jerry : And , what does that tell you ?
Bean Counter : The department has too many officers on payroll with nothing to do butt twiddle diddle their dicks
Jerry : I see. Hmmm. Would that help to explain why the Chief is never found to be around
Bean Counter : Why " Yes " , yes it can. I'll just make me a little ole note to myself of that little tidbit and graph out the information , Thank you. Um , ass old ass his ass is , do you think he still twiddles it , I mean , ummm , well , ooooh Shit , what do I mean?
Jerry : Well , I dunno. Butt , there is plenty of free Viagra available for police officer coffee consumption , so I guess if jackie has'nt rubbed himself down to a pencil numb , ummmm , well , I guess put enough Viagra into that thing and he just might , maybe , uh , you know , uh , be doing it. If he can still find it , that is.
Bean Counter : Well now , that would explain why he can not be found during office hours , would'nt it?
Jerry : It "wood"

Franklin Police Want To Be Your Hometown Hero

Franklin , Tennessee - how many people know , that "Our" Franklin Police Department is chomping down on the bit so hard from all the negativity over their Taj MaHal , that they are doing everything possible to coerce someone to commit murder and/or perhaps something more gruesomely awesomely better?

Here they have all of those nice (very expensive) , shiny new toys (very expensive) and no dead bodies of their own to play with on their unused autopsy tables (expensive) in their shiny new Crime Lab (very expensive) to show off to the news media. (Later of course , the police will carve off the special pieces from the corpse , to mount on their walls at home. Did you know , other police agencies in this country allow shooters to do these kind of things?)

Right now Franklin Police don't care who gets hurt , killed or what ever. They just want a nasty , bloody Fucking kill (or more) so they can justify the cost of their new headquarters building (very expensive). Yes , "Our" police department desperately wants to be "Our" Franklin hometown heroes , just like The City of Brentwood has theirs. To be coercing someone to commit a murder , shows just how desperate their feelings really are smarting at the moment. I'm not kidding people , Franklin Police are tired of other cities getting all the "Glory" on CNN while Franklin's Police Department sits outside , shivering in the cold beneath the shadow of Brentwood's Police Department..

Imagine a Halloween like , gruesome , bloody assed murder , being committed , right here in Franklin. Think about it. (I'm getting goose bumps just from writing this) Our City of Franklin has never had a really nasty event (in the last twenty years or so and that one was deliberately kept low on the radar because it involved the family member of a Franklin Police officer) and now they are doing whatever they can to have it their own way and they know , when such an event happens (they hope they hope they hope) that "We The People" will want to spend even more million$ of taxing dollar$ on stuff they don't really need right now , like another 50,000 dollar$ worth of bullets and a ticker tape parade down $treet $cam $treet to celebrate "Our" Hometown Heroes. (didn't they just change their shifts because of budget shortages? why not put that 50,000 dollar$ towards hiring another officer or apply it to the budget shortages? Oh what the Bloody Fucking Hell , why not give Franklin Police a Chri$tma$ of their own , everyday of the year? Their tree can light up Street Scape during the night hours. How's that for tourism dollar$ ? )

Meanwhile , just think about all of the publicity news of such an event being caught on CNN ass Franklin's SWAT team climbs the Confederate Monument on The Square , to raise the American flag ass The Star Spangled Banner is played by the Centennial High School Band. Just think of all of the news reporters coming to town , to tour their nice , shiny new facilities and getting a glimpse of the corpses while reporting on a gruesome murder(s) striking this quiet , little ole small town of Franklin. Think of the tourism dollar$ this would bring in. Why something like this would put Franklin on the international circuit which would require "Us" to expand our community airport facilities. (is this really how we want our town to be viewed upon around the world on CNN?)

This is just another example of "Our" Franklin Police Department abusing their police powers (and not giving a Damn about it)

Note: It's interesting how Franklin Police ignore the fact , that they are responsible for the negative image they make for themselves by the way they treat the people of their town.

Another Note: Franklin Police are presently , the only suspects behind one really gruesomely bloody murder that occurred in Nashville about 4 years ago butt Metro is covering for them

The Weeds Cartoon

Franklin , Tennessee - how many people remember the big weed bust several years ago and now somebody has made a cartoon based on it.

There's plenty of truth in this cartoon relating to "Our" Franklin Police Department and although it's not funny to those who take the law seriously , they still keep their mouth shut to this day. I wonder why?

The Franklin Police In Our Future

Franklin , Tennessee - what does the movie 2012 , The Mayan Calendar , the Wall$treet report for 2014 , the Apocalypse Prediction , America's financial meltdown and Franklin Police all have in common? ANSWER: "Our FUTURE".

Anyone who had the privilege of knowing the former City Administrator Jay Johnson like I did , can tell you , the only thing JJ really cared about was his own Damn personal selfish ass and nothing more. The man didn't care about anything for this city until he got "HIS" first. He didn't care if a Franklin Police officer was stalking a 16 year old for something young and tender or even masturbating behind the courthouse in full view for the public to enjoy

What was it that he pushed and pushed and pushed for again , just before being fired? ANSWER: His very own private castle , complete with personnel for his own personal safety for when 2012 arrives or the moment America circles the toilet or even Armageddon , while under the guise of getting his police department , a building to call their very own.

Well guess what? ANSWER: he got it. Yes boys and girls , at a cost of a mere 36 million dollar$(and change) to "US" taxpayers , Jay Johnson got "His" very own Franklin Police Department , their very own place of security (or better stated , "A very safe house"). That's what that new headquarters building thing is really all about.

Yes , "Our" Franklin Police Department does have a plan of their own , for when the "Future Hits The Fan" , to get their family and friends out of the frying pan and into their building for safety and their plan does not include any of "US" because their building isn't big enough , for their own personal creature feature comforts ass it is , to be bothered with other Franklinites who also want to be safe and secure during the predicted upcoming , devastating events. You do understand what I'm saying , right? I mean like after all , their family , their friends and their dog do have their priorities over "US" little people. Now do you understand why this building has an extra 12,000 square feet of floor space deliberately planned in , that they don't need? These people will be living in a spacious and secure place with no unnecessary crowding. (do you remember the Mayflower voyage? Do you remember the "Arcs" in 2012?) And just think , Jay Johnson had originally pushed for an even larger building with even more thousands of square feet of unused space. Oh well.

What people do not understand is the simple fact , this building can be totally shut off from the outside world and Franklin Police do have plenty of ammo and guns and other really nice toys to defend it with. The front of this building is a killing field , specially designed by police architects. Yes , there are many secrets about this place that "We The People" are not being told about and for a very , very , very good reason , "They don't want US to know" And besides of course , no one is going to believe me anyway until they find out for themselves while standing at the front door , banging on the glass , "Let me in , I'm your friend , don't you remember me? I'm your neighbor!" , before being killed by a rioting Franklinite asshole standing beside you , who wants to take your place before the town finally crumbles down around them. Meanwhile , without warning , "BANG ! " , you're dead. Yes , that's what you'll get , just for standing outside at the front door , uninvited.

Think about it. While standing in the front door of "Your" shiny new police station , you get shot by "Your" very own police department or by a rioter or perhaps during the confusion , by your own wife , just because you wanted to be safe inside from what's going on outside around you. And remember , "Our" Franklin Police are in charge of all the paperwork and investigation concerning your demise. Heh heh heh heh if they even get around to doing it with having soooo much death on their hands (they'll probably just carbon copy the whole mass mess into one report)

And for those folks who do make it past the outside building perimeter barriers , inside the building is a complete 360 degree killing field waiting for people like you , just like in a real medieval castle.

Here , the interior seems so quietly benign. Only to the untrained eye , is the purpose missed.




This open area is a kill zone. Just like in a real castle









Think about it boys and girls. "Our" Franklin Police Department will be hunkered and bunkered down in complete safety accompanied with their family , with all the creature features like , toilets , MTV , CD , Grass , iPOD , satellite TV , Blackberry TV , MTV TV with COMCASTIC "On Demand" and of course , free air conditioning , while "We The People" have nothing despite the fact , "We The People" are the ones who payed for it all with our tax dollars. (and now that the Damn things built , the city has no money left over to build "Us" one , right across the street)

Hmmmmm. I wonder if there's a special list of people , for "Our" Franklin Police Department to also save? Would it include the District Attorney , the Aldermen or any of the country music stars? I mean like , is the City Mayor really a needed necessity in a future Police State? What about their friends at THE TENNESSEAN? What about Channel 4's family? I wonder how many people who claim to be really good friends with Franklin Police are on this list? Heh heh heh heh (stew-pids) Maybe they have no list at all because after all , it IS their building , right? Why do they have to share it with someone else? Think about it. They don't have to and besides , when the moment of truth arrives , in all of the confusion , who's gonna know? And when it's all over , who's gonna be around to even care?

In time , these trees will mask the building's benign , antiseptic appearance


Yes boys and girls , Franklin Police will be watching the horror unfold around them while in complete safety and eating donuts (their machine guns at the ready) while the rest of us die during the mass confusion ass the masses riots and the good earth cracks open the new pavement beneath our feet , swallowing "US" whole , on Columbia Avenue.

So remember people , the next time you see Jay Johnson out and about town , walk up and tell him to his face , "Your Welcome". I'm sure he'll appreciate it. (how many Franklinites know he was here for the open house)

Yes boys and girls , when The Shit hits the fan , then you'll see just how concerned "Our" Police Department really is about your safety and well being. Heh heh heh heh

Oh yeah , by the way , you do have your own safe place , right?

Another word for this building is an "Arc" , just like in the movie 2012.

Note: You would be surprised , how many new underground bunkers were built during the junior President Bush years , under the guise of a sneak "Newkleur" attack. So that fact alone should be telling "Us" something , about what "Our" government currently believes in. (you do remember Bush kicking "US" out of our White House , don't you?)

Another Note: How many people are aware of the churches here in Franklin that are presently preaching preparedness?

Kat: Wow guys , I just saw the movie 2012 and now after reading this , I was wondering something
BVD: Sure Kat , what's on your mind?
Kat: I was wondering if Jay Johnson has sold any unused square feet to anyone
BVD: It wouldn't surprise me and besides , so what if he did? After the Shit hits the fan , the American dollar will become useless and he will just renege on all of his agreements. That's why he took payment up front because the dollar continues to be worth something today , that is still spendable.
Jerry: In other words , get it and spend it now while you can and the Hell with the rest
BVD: Yep. Hmmm , hasn't JJ stated that before?
Jerry: Knowing JJ like I do , I would not be surprised if he has already sold that same , unused square feet to several other unknowing people.
Kat: Perhaps even to a whole bunch of unknowing people
BVD: Damn , now that's knowing a business man!

What About The American Flag

Franklin , Tennessee - has anyone bothered to look at the American flag on "Our" new police building? Do you see anything wrong?

I guess people just don't care any more and why should they? After all , this is Franklin , right? Here , the people are waaay too busy making a buck , to be concerning themselves over some stupid flag these days. Am I right or am I right?

Franklin Police sure don't care and why should they when they don't have to. And it's obvious they aint going to.

Franklin District Attorney stated , "I'm sure they probably have more important things to do."

I can see her point , after all , it really is just some stupid , silly ole flag. Right?

Remember , this building and everything about it were designed by police architects. Who says the police have to obey flag laws? When was the last time you saw the police obey any law?