Franklin Fights For More Greek Columns

The City of this here Franklin , Tennessee - how many real citizens , really know about the squabble over the Greek columns ? The Other Justice Center wants everyone to know , that they should have the bigger of the biggest ones in the city , while Franklin Police claim , that they should have the biggest of the bigger columns. After all , if it weren't for the police , no one in The Other Justice Center would have a job to do. So , let's see how this argument is coming along , shall we ? And uh , umm , just so you know , sometimes they enjoy cross dressing with roll playing during the Halloween season. So , what do you say , we have a go at the freak show and peek thru the pee pee hole , shall we ?



In case you don't recognize him , that's Det. Black in the beard.

Americans Are So Lucky

Franklin , Tennessee - I just love to eat , don't you? My favorite foods are those for the brain. You know , the thinking stuff to think about. Here's something for you to think about.

Being in America while living in Franklin , we have so much to be thankful for. Here's an example - in other countries , their local , state and country police are allowed beat , torture and/or kill people , just for the Hell of it (it gives them something to do) with the added benefit of the people being scared of them.

Here in Franklin , the police hand out traffic citations to give them something to do. (There is no evidence to show , giving a citation will cut down the number of deaths/accidents on the highways) By fleecing our pockets , they make friends with our community leaders (politicians get a percentage of their action) who think it's better to take our money than to "just kill us". (remember , politicians do not get traffic citations) The thinking here in Franklin is , politicians believe it is better to take money from the people than to just kill them because they can take more from you in the long run. (dead people don't have money to take from)

Makes ya think , don't it?

Who's Got The Biggest Column ?

Franklin , Tennessee - people have asked while pondering the ever wondering question , why is it , Jay Johnson commands the Franklin Police Department , when there is a police Chief on the payroll ?

This is what's found/learned. Jay Johnson , aka Good Ole Boy JJ , wanted to be a policeman all of his life , butt , he could not be one because of past problems with some city's somewhere else law. In time , he realized , that by becoming a city administrator , any city administrator , he can command an entire city , including the police department , without needing to meet police officer requirements.

Soooooooo , one fine day , he had a word with Chief jackie that led up to a " show me yours and I'll show you mine " , display of " columns ". JJ won and thus took over ass the commandering and Chief God King of The Franklin Police Department. jackie , having never been man enough to stand his own ground and so JJ was kind enough to keep him around on payroll , to maintain the look of having a police Chief.

Now do you understand why Greek columns are so important to Franklin image ?

Franklin's Fight For Bigger & Better Columns Grows Bigger

Downtown Franklin , Tennessee - the buzzing news around Downtown Franklin has become the argument over the new Franklin Police Headquarters having BIGGER Greek columns than That " Other " Justice Center.

This argument has gotten so large , that no one at That " Other " Justice Center can get anything done , much less even do their own work. ( don't ask )

It seems those judges , well , any judge , regardless of designer robes , have declared they should have the largest of the larger columns , regardless of costing more at taxpayer's expense. After all they claim , they are worth it and so much more.

Please note - We regret to say , that a picture is not available at this time , due to the size of the columns verses the size of our camera and we are presently negotiating with NASA for a picture. It seems the columns are so large , it was thought missiles of mass destruction , were awaiting launch , from right here on "Good 'Ole Boys" Street in Downtown Franklin.

Looking For Work ?

Franklin , Tennessee - How would you like to work a job without any accountability issues what so ever? That's right. Imagine a job having no responsibilities for your miss-actions and mistakes.

How would you like a great paying job where you can:

Have fun collecting naked pictures of men's wives
Have fun collecting and swapping kiddie porn pictures with your friends
Get high smoking the best grade grass for free
Have more fun doing recreational drugs for free
Get better gym work outs by beating up people
Exercise your penis by Fucking something young and tender
Break into someone's home
Have a pimp pay YOU for a change ( do you want that in American dollars or Chinese pussy)

How would you like to do all of this and more without worrying about getting caught? How would you like to do these things without the jail time? How would you like a job like this without having that long assed commute to Nashville?

Well look no further my friends. Franklin Police are looking for a few good "Bad Assed" , ill tempered people with short trigger fingers and YES , you just might qualify. Think about it , I'll say it again. "You just might qualify." Go ahead , apply today and find out if you can be one of the few , the proud and above the law ( That's right folks ). Our very own , privately operated , taxpayer funded , Franklin Police Department is hiring.

Remember , there's only ONE real Franklin Police Department in this Great State of Tennessee. There's no reason to settle for less @ those other Franklin Police Departments

Tennessee Seatbelt Law

Franklin , Tennessee - today's discussion was about a person not being able to wear a seat belt. Followed by , " Can a person be pulled over , just on a seat belt violation ? "

The answer is a simple , " Yes " , Franklin Police can/will pull you over , if they do not see the shoulder strap in use. Otherwise , the police do not need an excuse/reason to pull you over. They are going to do what ever they please anyway. That's the way it is , here in Franklin.

If a person can not wear a seat belt , they need a doctor's reason , stating why. The statement also needs the doctor's name and contact number. Butt remember , the police do not have to acknowledge it since they are habitually obtusive in nature anyway per Jay Johnson's directives.

Keep in mind , the Franklin Police officer will tell you , ( I won't give the officer's name ) that a paper from the court is also needed , along with the doctor's statement. Well folks , that's just a line of Bullshit coming from an asshole's ass as usual. Franklin court does not issue just any kind of paper for some silly assed reason or other , just because some silly assed police officer says so. Remember , the court system in this city is a complicated mess , deliberately designed to prevent something good/necessary from being accomplished by someone outside of their circle. ( That's why you need council and yes , I does know , what I'm telling you here is accurate )

For those people who think I'm making this up , go ask a judge if I'm lying.

Why All The Lies ?

Franklin , Tennessee - by "Kat" - as Jerry has stated , Detective Black of The Franklin Police Department , is a chronic liar. Why is that? Think about it , why does a person lie in the first place? It's because they are covering up something. I wonder what Mr. Black is covering up and or may be protecting?

Let's see , there is that burglary/vandalism of 17,00 dollars to a private residence. There is stealing from The Red Cross going on and Mr. Black does know who did the deeds and he deliberately makes no attempt to arrest them. Why? Keep in mind , Franklin Police Detectives Barnes and Dixon also know about this crime and they are not making a move to arrest the guilty either. So what's going on?

By doing the math , you can easily see , this is not the first time , Franklin Police have broken the law. Think about it. Franklin Police are here in existence to protect "US" , the people and our property from criminals and all the while , Franklin Police themselves ARE the criminals. They are doing the burglaring. The judges and even the DA , hiding behind those Greek columns , they too know I'm telling the truth here , butt , even they won't step up to the plate and act because they are afraid of what would happen (and they don't want to lose all of those perks).

Well? What would happen? The people would no longer trust the police. The people would suddenly be afraid of the police. They would have no idea of who to trust. There would even be the risk of social order breakdown. Now can you understand why Franklin Police have a Chief , who refuses to step down in retirement? How do you walk away from all of this while keeping it a secret? Who can he trust to continue in his footsteps of covering up this kind of criminal activity? And yes , the money is just "TOO GOOD" , to simply walk away from.

The Williamson County Sheriff's Department also knows I'm telling the truth here. This is the reason a huge , gigantic rift exists today between them and Franklin Police. The law does not arrest the law for breaking the law. This unwritten law has been on the books for an uncountable number of years. Now do you understand the need for The FOP? They are all in it together and they all know , they are all accountable if SHIT hits the fan if / when this fact goes public.

"Turning off the lights" would have a whole new meaning.

This is the stuff Mitchel Kline can not report. Neither can THE TENNESSEAN or even THE WILLIAMSON AM and , well , everyone already knows THE REVIEW APPEAL is no longer considered to be a newsy paper any more after Jay Johnson got his hands on it.

So now you know the truth about Detective Black and The Franklin Police Department.

by Cathryn "Kat" Solurgeen

Do You Feel Safe Living in Franklin

Franklin , Tennessee - Once upon a time , the local REVIEW APPEAL asked 5 Franklin residents , " Do you feel safe ? " Let me tell you something I know. A red armored truck has been sitting in the parking lot at Red Dog liquors beside the Publix grocery. It watches people going into Red Dog and then follows them home. After watching their home , they have an idea of when it's safe to break into their house to steal stuff. Franklin Police Det. Dixon @ 550 - 6758 , knows who these people are and he said he can't do anything about them.

For those people who think I'm making this up , go ask Mr. Dixon for yourself. Does he give you an answer or something else?

So , Franklin , " How safe do you really feel ? "

Franklin Police Win Nobel

Franklin , Tennessee - It has finally been announced , that President Obama has won the Nobel Peace Prize.

In the continuing series saga of "under the table talks" (UTTT) about Franklin Police , it has been decided that if such an award was given for doing unto others in the opposite direction , like for example , being wrong , telling lies and doing evil unto others , Franklin Police would win without any necessary discussion.

Franklin Crime Wave

Franklin , Tennessee - have you ever wondered about Franklin crime rate? What the crime statistics are and for what crime? Which criminal activity is the most popular and/or favorite? Have you ever wondered why it is , Franklin Police don't want you to know these things?

Well wonder no more. The reason Franklin Police don't let these figures out is because they are the perpetrators. That's right. Franklin Police are the criminals breaking the law and they are laughing about it. Yep , no one investigates Franklin Police. Yep , the perfect crime wave.

I have wondered about how many homes have they broke into. It's a good bet , Franklin Police won't tell us because they don't have to. Franklin Police do not answer to the citizens of Franklin.

Moving In

Franklin , Tennessee - with the new police headquarters being built @ trumped up discount taxpayer rates , uninformed uniform personnel are not too sure where they fit in , once inside. Just leave it to Franklin's Bean Counter to have these answers and more. By using these simple cartoon graph maps , anyone can find their way , once inside the new building

Jerry : Wow , this is great , even I can understand this
Bean Counter : Exactly
Jerry : I noticed there's a lot of empty white space on these maps
Bean Counter : Yes , that's so anyone can rite or draw notes for future reference. Or , check this out , they can tear off little pieces from this map and leave a trail so they can retrace their footsteps later and not get lost.
Jerry : You mean like bread crumbs ?
Bean Counter : Exactly
Jerry : I was wondering. With all of those trails being left on the floor and criss crossing existing trails , won't things be getting confusing ass everyone leaves even more trails while others kick the crumbs across the floor?
Bean Counter : Heh heh heh , eeeexxxxactly riiiiiight my man , heh heh heh
Jerry : Soooooo , people will still be getting lost and not found anyway
Bean Counter : Exactly right
Jerry : Well then , if it's alright with you , I'll just make a big arrow across the walls as I walk around.
Bean Counter : What ever works for you is OK with me.

That's So Ridiculous

Franklin , Tennessee - Hey man , you got any naked pictures of your wife? Like , can I have some of them? No , I don't , BUTT , it's a good bet , your local , friendly , neighborhood Franklin Police Department do. They have these cute little 'o covert , color spy type cameras (CCSTC) that they enjoy sticking around everywhere in places like your home , your work , your bathroom , your bedroom , your secret place to Fuck your Ho' , Hell , there's even cameras where you masturbate. Aaaaaaaaaaaaand , yes , they do share these films. Some are way way and I do mean WAAAAY better than the movies at COMCASTIC COMCAST.

Detective Black looks over the material before calling his buddies (including of course , his favorite person , Jay Johnson) advising them to grab the beer , grab the snacks and come on down! It's SHOW TIME ! !

You think the judge , the DA , or even the Police Chief don't know what's going on? Why Hell , even they get invited to the movies. Noooow , do you understand why Franklin Police officers do not have any accountability or even credibility? Have you even noticed how paranoid they act , sometimes? And , if you think a judge needs to sign some order for a surveillance , well , you've been watching too much TV. The judge's job is to just watch the films of your naked wife and that's all , folks.

Yep , it takes all kinds of people to want to watch this stuff and they are right here in this little ole Christian town , known ass Franklin.

Yeah , naked pictures of your wife. Don't worry , they've got 'em in a safe place , heh heh heh

Yep , "ridiculous" , Detective Black's favorite word of the day , today and everyday.

The Franklin Police History Book #4

Franklin , Tennessee - Once upon a time-Downtown Franklin was having a nasty burglar problem. Franklin Police were unable to catch or even solve who was doing these things. Even the downtown Bike shop got hit ( across from the now new justice center ). It was that bad.
Finally , someone had a brain fart and suggested a steake' out. Sooooo , one evening , while everyone on the force was departmentally enjoying themselves eating catered steake' downtown , Downtown Franklin got hit again. A few hmmmms , groooooans and a couple of really good Damns later , it was realized they were just not able to catch those thieving burglars and couldn't understand why.
Well , come one Damn fine morning , a Franklin Police officer starts to get into his patrol car to start his shift , only to discover his car door was open , and inside , was the Banana Boy himself , sound asleep and snoring at the wheel.( this was in the days when Franklin Police could not afford new FORD cars or FORD car doors and had to make due with the FORD on hand ).
With a little detective work and questioning that Boy amid doing some Preebie-Freebie-Franklin Police Officer math101 , Franklin Police finally learned one of their very own had the Boy's back.

I'll give you a clue to who the officer was. Remember at one time , Downtown Franklin Metropolis had a walking patrol officer , complete with a badge and a gun ? There was this really pissy assed , bald headed fart , giving parking tickets to anyone and everyone for no reason. He was that pathetically upset for having his patrol car taken away ( now do you understand why he was referred to ass the walking patrol ).
Oddly enough , with him walking around Downtown , there were no more burglaries reported Downtown. ( In fact , due to this officer's perseverance against Downtown crime , the powers that were at the time in power , decided Downtown was finally safe enough to plant the new justice center Downtown ) And NO ! , Due to department policy politics , this officer could not be fired , or even be charged with the crimes he participated in.