Talkin Wits With Da Chief

Franklin , Tennessee - BVD News - here's another excerpt from my conversation with Chief Moore

BVD: Come on Chief , just how much of that 28 million dollar design flaw did you put into your pockets
Chief Moore: I'm not talking so I guess that means I'm not saying heh heh heh
BVD: OK , let's move on , shall we?
Chief Moore: Oh yes , please , let's move on
BVD: What would/can you like to talk about that's good , clean conversation that your boss , Jay Johnson would not object too?
Chief Moore: What?
BVD: Look Chief , no one quits a job they've been given for life. Not even a police chief.
Chief Moore: Ok , OK , OK. Have I told you about our Assistant Police Chief David Rahinsky? He's a really nice guy. He's been very busy with himself trying to figure out just what exactly is an Assistant Police Chief.
BVD: You mean you don't know?
Chief Moore: Well , it's not necessarily that really , I mean like nobody around here actually knows for sure and besides , Sargent Warner has already been doing the Assistant's duties all of this time and so I get very confused about who really IS the real Assistant Police Chief around here
BVD: So why not make Warner your Assistant?
Chief Moore: Then who would do the Sargent's job?
BVD: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha , errrr aaaah , oh uummmm , I'm sorry Chief , It was'nt my intention to laugh at you

How To Remove A Bullet

Franklin , Tennessee - BVD News - with the word on the street spreading about that Franklin Police are plotting to become heroes by allowing some Franklinites to be sacrificed for cannon fodder , BVD was asked , " Is it possible to remove your own bullets , since I can not afford bullet removal insurance ? " And , with that question , BVD went to interview , fired and retired and former "Streets of Franklin" crime fighter , who was promoted to CID Lt. , a 25 year Franklin Police Chief wanna be and who again was later demoted to Night Shift Supervising Sargent so he could properly train Warner to take his place , Tim Taylor , to get the correct answers.
BVD : Thank you Mr. Taylor for seeing me.
Tim Taylor : Sure thing BVD. So , you want to know all about the fine art , of removing your own bullets do you?
BVD : Yes Sir. My readers really really want to know.
TT : I got to hand it to you BVD. You always come thru for your readers. I know , because I read your stuff all the time. So , let's get to it. The first thing to do , after being shot , is to go home to Momma. Remember when you were little ? Your Momma somehow knew everything about taking care of wounds , including those strange things growing on your penis.
BVD : Well yeah of course she did , she's from the Bronx. South Side that is.
TT : Uh huh of course. Let's move on. I have asked The Franklin Police Crime Investigation Team and The Crime Re Enactment Unit , with permission from Jay Johnson , to perform a bullet removal for us now that they have a 36 million dollar facility that allows them to do this sort of thing , out of sight of the public. Let's drop in and see what's going on:

Little Boy : Mom , Oooooooh MOM ! I've been shot again !
Mom : O K my Little Man , just go and bend over the sink , just like you did the last time , remember
LB : O K Momma. Butt this time , how about tending to the right hole. O K ?
Momma : (Giggles) O K son ha ha ha ha O K ( laughing , she playfully tugs on his ear)
LB : Oooooo MOMMA ! Not that hole :( his mom gets an ice pack and places it over the wound to numb the area)
Mom : O K son. Hold this ice pack in place while I go and get your favorite bullet removal knife.
She finds the knife and hands it to him. Very gently , the Little Boy takes the knife and probes it into the wound. Wiggling and twisting , the knife looks around inside for the bullet. Finding it , the Little Boy pries the knife blade up , pulling out minute pieces of muscle , tissue and sinew , the bullet falls out with a kinky kind of a clinky metallic sound , ass it bounces around in the sink , his mother takes the knife away from him.
Mom : Hmmm , my little Dr. Man I presume , I see you've done this sort of thing before. Now , I'll just heat the knife up to a nice cherry color red for you. Do you remember those cherries son
Little Boy : I sure do Momma. They tasted a little salty , butt they were sure tasty good.
Mom : O K son , do you remember when you stole all that money from that mean ole man , you know , our friendly neighborhood drug dealer who used to be my husband
LB : I sure do Momma. He caught up with me and gave me a chainsaw enema that I'll never forget.
Mom : Well son , when I put this red hot knife on your wound , you're gonna remember those feelings again , , , , aaaaaaand the son does remember ass the hot blade makes a sizzling sound while the air permeates with the smell of fresh burning flesh.
Little Boy : OH YEAH. I REMEMBER IT NOOOOW ! ! ! ! !
Mom : O K son. Hey , hey , hey , what's the matter ? She looks into his tear filled eyes. Noooow what's my Little Man crying about this time ?
LB : I'm crying because you are gonna waste some really good whiskey :(
Mom : That's right. Would you prefer I use the rubbing alcohol ?
Little Boy : Uh no , the whiskey is a lot smoother and does'nt hurt ass bad.
Mom : Are you saying one chainsaw enema is enough for one day ? Winking at him :)
LB : Yeah Mom , something like that.
Mom : O K. You look pretty good. The bleeding has mostly stopped.
LB : Good job Mom , you've always done me good quality work.

Tim Taylor : Now , all you do in wrapping this up , is to get something clean to dress the wound. You can even boil some rags. Also , when wrapping the wound , remember not to wrap too tightly or you will cut off the blood supply and even crush some important nerves. And that's all there is to it :)
BVD : Thank you Tim. I knew you had answers for everything. Um , is there any whiskey left ?
Tim Taylor : Unfortunately no , jackie beat you to the last of it. And one more thing. Remember to mind the wound to minimize blood lose. Otherwise , you would die and inherit a worm farm. Heh heh heh .
BVD : Tim , again , thank you so much for giving us your time
Tim Taylor : Not a problem BVD , no problem at all. Just remember me when you vote for Franklin's new police Chief.
BVD : Uh , er ah , Tim , nobody votes for the police Chief. That's a political position that has already been filled by Jay Johnson with the help of his cronies.
Tim : Oh uh yeaaaah. That's right. I knew that. Heh heh heh I just wanted to see if you were paying attention

Wakeboarding Arrests In Franklin

Franklin , Tennessee - Franklin Police busy themselves with polishing their badges.

The video is back up. It was taken down while the Wake boarding criminals were going thru Franklin justice system









Here are some of the many remarks people are stating about "Our" Franklin Police Department

1fast4by - Along with everything else. The police here are really really bad. And I'm a law abiding citizen. They take every opportunity to hassle anyone. Not just the young whipper snappers causing a ruckus...

TuckaBlaze - but what law gives them the authority to do so? is that a general law? this means anytime a cop feels he wants to protect me he can come football tackle me before i take a sip of my hot coco before it burns me?

Draggin88 - That's pretty gay, they cuffed them with out even saying a word. Just BAM cuffs on!

deathphoenix99 - I hope the kids don't get in trouble, that's a stupid reason to arrest them.

Bootylicious - that is usually the way it goes...

Lowobsessions - Im so glad I moved away from Franklin.

TuckaBlaze - i still think there was better stuff for those cops to be doing up there with all that going on instead of messing up someones day.
I mean everyone is down up there as it is. dont make it worse being a douche bag.

District Attorney Helper - The police probably had something more important to do , butt they can not remember what it was.

Anonymous - maybe the police were too drunk too remember what more important was

Franklin Police Want To Be Our Heros

Franklin , Tennessee - how many people know , that "Our" Franklin Police Department is chomping down on the bit so hard from all the negativity they've created for themselves , they can no longer stand their own stench , much less look at each other. Butt what to do? That is the question. Well , it just so happens they are doing everything possible to coerce someone to commit murder and/or perhaps something more gruesomely awesomely better?

Here they have all of those nice (very expensive) , shiny new toys (very expensive) and no dead bodies of their own to play with on their unused autopsy tables (expensive) in their shiny new Crime Lab (very expensive) to show off to the news media. (Later of course , the police will carve off the special pieces from the corpse , to mount on their walls at home. Did you know , other police agencies in this country allow shooters to do these kind of things?)

Right now Franklin Police don't care who gets hurt , killed or what ever. They just want a nasty , bloody Fucking kill (or more) so they can justify the cost of their new headquarters building (very expensive). Yes , "Our" police department desperately wants to be "Our" Franklin hometown heroes , just like The City of Brentwood has theirs. To be coercing someone to commit a murder , shows just how desperate their feelings really are smarting at the moment. I'm not kidding people , Franklin Police are tired of other cities getting all the "Glory" on CNN while Franklin's Police Department sits outside , shivering in the cold beneath the shadow of Brentwood's Police Department..

Imagine a Halloween like , gruesome , bloody assed murder , being committed , right here in Franklin. Think about it. (I'm getting goose bumps just from writing this) Our City of Franklin has never had a really nasty event (in the last twenty years or so and that one was deliberately kept low on the radar because it involved the family member of a Franklin Police officer) and now they are doing whatever they can to have it their own way and they know , when such an event happens (they hope they hope they hope) that "We The People" will want to spend even more million$ of taxing dollar$ on stuff they don't really need right now , like another 50,000 dollar$ worth of bullets and a ticker tape parade down $treet $cam $treet to celebrate "Our" Hometown Heroes. (didn't they just change their shifts because of budget shortages? why not put that 50,000 dollar$ towards hiring another officer or apply it to the budget shortages? Oh what the Bloody Fucking Hell , why not give Franklin Police a Chri$tma$ of their own , everyday of the year? Their tree can light up Street Scape during the night hours. How's that for tourism dollar$ ? )

Meanwhile , just think about all of the publicity news of such an event being caught on CNN ass Franklin's SWAT team climbs the Confederate Monument on The Square , to raise the American flag ass The Star Spangled Banner is played by the Centennial High School Band. Just think of all of the news reporters coming to town , to tour their nice , shiny new facilities and getting a glimpse of the corpses while reporting on a gruesome murder(s) striking this quiet , little ole small town of Franklin. Think of the tourism dollar$ this would bring in. Why something like this would put Franklin on the international circuit which would require "Us" to expand our community airport facilities. (is this really how we want our town to be viewed upon around the world on CNN?)

This is just another example of "Our" Franklin Police Department abusing their police powers (and not giving a Damn about it)

Note: It's interesting how Franklin Police ignore the fact , that they are responsible for the negative image they make for themselves by the way they treat the people of their town.

Another Note: Franklin Police are presently , the only suspects behind one really gruesomely bloody murder that occurred in Nashville about 4 years ago butt Metro is covering for them

Where's The Money?

Franklin , Tennessee - BVD had a talk with Chief Moore about 28 million dollar$ that disappeared from the city's coffers.

BVD: So uh Chief , where is that 28 million dollars?
Chief Moore: Look BVD , that money was spent on renovating the existing blue prints to downsize the proposed police building.
BVD: Chief , Chief , Chief. Do the math here , no one in their right frame of mind is going to spend 28 million dollar$ to design a 36 million dollar building. No one! The math just does'nt add up.
Chief Moore: Oh yeah? Well , weeeeeeee sure did :)
BVD: Chief , when Jay Johnson hired you to be the city's police chief , it was understood you had this job for life and that no one would do a "Tim Taylor Job" on you. And now that this 36 million dollar building is up and running with 12,000 square feet of space that no one needs , you decide it's time to jump ship. So here's the big question - how much money did Jay Johnson put into his pockets?
Chief Moore: I don't know what you're talking about.
BVD: Chief , Chief , Chief. Don't , OK? Don't. When you tell a lie , you Shit on your Soul. Now , I happen to have quotes from 3 different architect firms , stating that with the money this city spent for a 36 million dollar building , they could have given this city a 55 million dollar building instead. All of those so called downsizing changes were nothing more than a couple of mouse clicks on some PC. Most of the building designs were from a canned sequence. In other words Chief , the design of this building did not cost 28 million dollar$. Plus , I also had Chairman Thackston at Cumberland University , look over the paperwork and he said he could have easily put several million dollar$ in his pocket with this kind of spending and ledger keeping.
Chief Moore: Well I don't see how Thackston would know anything about building a building and besides , that Dumb Ass of a Bastard is a stupid Moron. Even his own fellows have stated that fact.
BVD: Yes , Thackston is a Moron , butt , he's a money-smart Moron and he did write the book on taking money from those who have it. The man is well remembered for stealing Mega-buck$ from Vanderbilt University and they have yet to find one single penny of it and besides , Thackston also remembers seeing Jay Johnson attend his seminar on "How To Take Money" for city administrators. He still has the roll call for the class.
Chief Moore: Well I'll be Damned.
BVD: Is this why Jay Johnson was fired so abruptly? The new Mayor found out , did'nt he? I'll bet JJ had to open his special piggy bank to keep this out of the news did'nt he? He even let loose moore of that money to keep his own sorry ass out of jail , did'nt he? How much did you get , Chief?
Chief Moore: Oh would you just look at that cute little baby. Ooooohhhh , they have the softest of skin and they smell like brand new baby powder. I could just kiss those things all day long.
BVD: Chief , don't change the subject.
Chief Moore: Come here little baby , I won't hurt you. Come here , Daddy has some candy for you , come on over here little baby.
BVD: Chief , Chief , Chief. You and children. After all of these years of hiding it. So uh anyway tell me , how much is it worth for me to keep this story out of the news?
Chief Moore: Let me get back to you in a couple of months , OK?
BVD: You'll be gone then
Chief Moore: Exactly.

A Question Please

Franklin , Tennessee - Have you noticed the patch on our Franklin Police officer's uniforms?

Why not have it changed to , "We Protect and Keep for Ourselves What We Take From You"

Now before your panties get in a big wet wad , keep in mind that Detective Black , Detective Barnes , Sgt. Smithson and even Sgt. Warner , knows where this idea comes from

I guess that's why "Our" police department is changing their patch.

Contest Results Are In

Franklin , Tennessee - No one won the 100 dollar prize money for the Chief jackie talent contest. It would be wrong to give me the money and it would also be wrong to give it to Kat.

There were several potential winners from Anonymous butt I need a real name.

Thank you everyone for your entries. We'll have to do this again. It was most entertaining and fun.

Smile For The Camera , Chief

Franklin , Tennessee - I was asked this question and many thanks goes to BVD for finding this information:

Mr. Blogger , why is it , every time "Our" Franklin Police Chief gets his picture taken , it is almost always a shot from behind or half a facial side shot? Why are there so few frontal face shots? I mean like , how can we tell if it really is jackie every time in any of these pictures or does he use a stand in double for certain personal reasons like President Bush Jr. did on so many occasions? From Disturbingly Disturbed.

Dear D.D. - I can understand being disturbed about your question because there happens to be a very good answer to your disturbingly very good question. You see , Chief jackie has a drinking problem (it's roots can be traced all the way back to an agreement made some 15 years ago for all the free Moonshine he can drink in return for certain favors) which naturally gives him a "Rudolph's Red Nose " which in turn naturally gives cosmetic artists a problem with his frontal lobe appearances. There have been times when the Chief is told his picture will be taken and people will try to help him abstain from swinging a jug beforehand or at least try to convince him to wait for the 9:15 morning break alarm. (sometimes Warner will find and hide the jug butt then he has to explain how it became empty while being in a secure 36 million dollar facility. The free Shine is for the Chief only)

This 15 year supply of free Moonshine helps to explain how the Chief accumulated the most unworked hours and missing in action for over time hours , per shift , per day , per pay period than any other police officer or city employee in Franklin's history. (or in other words , he's being paid to not work , it seems people get moore done having him out of the way)

Pee Wee Spills His M&M's

New York City - Pee Wee Herman accompanied Regis to raid the M&M store in New York City. While exiting the building , Pee Wee over heard a comment regarding Franklin Police in the background causing Shit to suddenly happened

Today Is The Last Day

Franklin , Tennessee - today is the last day to place your entry into the " Does Chief jackie have talent ? " contest. Unfortunately , I can not post some of the received entrees because of some really , really and I do mean really , BAAAAAD language. I have to be careful about the language thing because I'm told there are also children reading this blog. However , bad language does not kick an entry out of the contest. US adults can still read and enjoy these things and therefore , can still be judged

Chief Moore Contest

Franklin , Tennessee - here by popular demand for "Our" very own Franklin Police Department , is our very own Chief Moore Challenging The Challenge contest. The person with the winning entry wins the prize. The goal is to have the best caption for this picture. You have one week to place your entry. Good Luck all.

The entrees will be posted here:

Jerry: Duh , hey uh Chief , your scissors are open

Kat: Well well well , after all these years , the Chief finally has something to do

Ajax: Is "jackie" really qualified to operate those things?

BVD: You mean this town is so bad off , it takes a police chief to guard those things?

Officer Goober: I just adore a man in uniform. Don't you Chief?

Officer I. M. Rich: Hey Chief , two hands , twooooooooo hands. Look , no look at me not her , watch me O Kay , now , here we go , one , two , see? Did you see how simple this is? Two hands. No Chief. Huh? What? No Chief , you can't use more than two hands. What? Because you don't have moore than two hands.

Officer McCullie: That's the first time I've seen the Chief holding something in his hands besides himself.

Det. Barnes: And to think that Jay Johnson just finished explaining to him how to use those 2 stupid things. Jeeeeeeeeezus! What a brainless Duck 'n Fuck !

Sgt. Jim "Bean" Warner: Whoa there Chief , it's dangerous to walk with open scissors. You DID know that , right? Uh Chief? Helloooooooooo. Hey you , Chief , is anyone home?

Officer Neckvein: Damn it all to Hell , that's the new Masturbation Training Stimulator. We took 50,000 dollar$ from our bullet budget to pay for that Damn thing and here the Chief is demonstrating it for our new recruits pleasure. Didn't someone tell him that thing doesn't work with Viagra? Damn it all to Hell , I'm gonna give somebody a ticket for being on my streets or my name aint Neckvein! Damn it! Look it that. The Chief broke it just ass it was my turn to use it. Damn it all to Hell! Now I feel a tantrum coming on. Where's my ticket book? I'm gonna give some lucky Bastard a bad hair day.

Kat: Are you sure this isn't Challenge the Challenged Person Contest?

Chief Moore: This is the most work I've done in over 15 years

Officer Goober: Duh Chief , your uniform looks like a woman's dress. What's your size again? You look like your chin up bars are drooping past your naval

Officer Goober: Chief Moore , the last of the high level security guards guarding scissors in Franklin. Now that's a job he finally qualified for

Kat: Someone told the Chief he was on "Who's Got Talent"

Franklin Police Scream For Ice Cream

Franklin , Tennessee - how many people know , that "Our" Franklin Police Department is chomping down on the bit so hard from all the negativity they've created for themselves , they can no longer stand their own stench , much less look at each other. Butt what to do? That is the question. Well , it just so happens they are doing everything possible to coerce someone to commit murder and/or perhaps something more gruesomely awesomely better?

Here they have all of those nice (very expensive) , shiny new toys (very expensive) and no dead bodies of their own to play with on their unused autopsy tables (expensive) in their shiny new Crime Lab (very expensive) to show off to the news media. (Later of course , the police will carve off the special pieces from the corpse , to mount on their walls at home. Did you know , other police agencies in this country allow shooters to do these kind of things?)

Right now Franklin Police don't care who gets hurt , killed or what ever. They just want a nasty , bloody Fucking kill (or more) so they can justify the cost of their new headquarters building (very expensive). Yes , "Our" police department desperately wants to be "Our" Franklin hometown heroes , just like The City of Brentwood has theirs. To be coercing someone to commit a murder , shows just how desperate their feelings really are smarting at the moment. I'm not kidding people , Franklin Police are tired of other cities getting all the "Glory" on CNN while Franklin's Police Department sits outside , shivering in the cold beneath the shadow of Brentwood's Police Department..

Imagine a Halloween like , gruesome , bloody assed murder , being committed , right here in Franklin. Think about it. (I'm getting goose bumps just from writing this) Our City of Franklin has never had a really nasty event (in the last twenty years or so and that one was deliberately kept low on the radar because it involved the family member of a Franklin Police officer) and now they are doing whatever they can to have it their own way and they know , when such an event happens (they hope they hope they hope) that "We The People" will want to spend even more million$ of taxing dollar$ on stuff they don't really need right now , like another 50,000 dollar$ worth of bullets and a ticker tape parade down $treet $cam $treet to celebrate "Our" Hometown Heroes. (didn't they just change their shifts because of budget shortages? why not put that 50,000 dollar$ towards hiring another officer or apply it to the budget shortages? Oh what the Bloody Fucking Hell , why not give Franklin Police a Chri$tma$ of their own , everyday of the year? Their tree can light up Street Scape during the night hours. How's that for tourism dollar$ ? )

Meanwhile , just think about all of the publicity news of such an event being caught on CNN ass Franklin's SWAT team climbs the Confederate Monument on The Square , to raise the American flag ass The Star Spangled Banner is played by the Centennial High School Band. Just think of all of the news reporters coming to town , to tour their nice , shiny new facilities and getting a glimpse of the corpses while reporting on a gruesome murder(s) striking this quiet , little ole small town of Franklin. Think of the tourism dollar$ this would bring in. Why something like this would put Franklin on the international circuit which would require "Us" to expand our community airport facilities. (is this really how we want our town to be viewed upon around the world on CNN?)

This is just another example of "Our" Franklin Police Department abusing their police powers (and not giving a Damn about it)

Note: It's interesting how Franklin Police ignore the fact , that they are responsible for the negative image they make for themselves by the way they treat the people of their town.

Another Note: Franklin Police are presently , the only suspects behind one really gruesomely bloody murder that occurred in Nashville about 4 years ago butt Metro is covering for them

Where Is The Crime

Franklin , Tennessee - Channel 5 News is trying hard to make Brownies with Franklin Police by reporting this story. At least their crime link works.

FRANKLIN, Tenn. - Franklin Police have joined several other cities in offering crime maps online. Residents can see what's happening in or near their neighborhood. William Roberson has lived in one Franklin neighborhood for more than 30 years. "In this day and time you can never , ever know what's going on." said Roberson. Roberson also said crime has never been a big issue because he lives in a lower class neighborhood of worth , but he understands it can still happen anywhere." It would be nice to know you could have access to check things out and see what's happening." said Roberson.

This week , ass Franklin Police joined dozens of other communities offering on line crime maps. CrimeReports.com.

"We want the public to be informed. We need their help because we can't do it alone." Franklin Police Sergeant Charles Warner sadly admitted. "A 36 million dollar building only goes so far and then you are out of bullets." He added.

Every time an officer takes a report you can see what happened and where.

"The report is taken and within a 24 hour period it's pulled into the crime mapping software , so it's available to citizens on demand." Warner said.

Warner said it's both a tool citizens and police can use to make safe bets on neighborhoods when the DJ numbers aren't available.

"And so members of the community get a very early look at crime and crime trends that have occurred or are occurring in their neighborhoods." said Warner.

You can also get a crime alert that will tell you if something happens in or near your neighborhood.

Neighborly neighborhood neighbor from "The Hood" Roberson said all that he can do is to expect trouble because the police are probably doing something more important like learning to Wakeboard , butt he said his neighbors might want to keep tabs on what's going on just for betting purposes. After all , you can't depend on the "DJ" to be a winner every single time , right? I mean like , what do you do , when the bus is running late , right?

"I don't necessarily think I would use it , Franklin Police are guilty of committing enough of the crimes as it is and this software doesn't define who's breaking the law , them or the criminals , but still , we do have some single ladies living here and they love to gossip about things they don't know anything about which gives them something to do when talking to Beutlerman and in between other men." Roberson said.

BVD: Excuse me Mr. Roberson , where do you live again?

Roberson: In Spring Hill of course.

BVD: Of course.

Woman Attacked In Our Safer City of Franklin

Franklin , Tennessee - now that "We" have a 36 million dollar building that "Our" police department doesn't need , we are being told that we are safer now because of it. Meanwhile , a motorist with a disabled vehicle was attacked , right here on our safer city streets over the past weekend.

Franklin, TN – Just after 10:30 one night , officers were dispatched to I-65 , near mile marker 62 - north of TN 880, after a stranded motorist called 911 to report that she had been assaulted. The 22-year-old woman was traveling north on I-65 when her vehicle from Alexander Ford broke down again. After she pulled over , a man stopped and offered assistance. After unlatching her hood , the victim got out of her vehicle and joined the suspect at the front of her car. That’s when the man grabbed her , ripping open her shirt , thus revealing a man underneath. The sudden sight threw the suspect off balance and caused him to roll down the embankment. Another suspect followed close behind , butt ran back to his vehicle to flee the scene after being seen by another passerby who stopped to watch the action. That passerby quickly left upon seeing there was an ugly woman already lying in the ditch.

Jerry: So uh Sgt. Warner , how do you explain this incident of being attacked in our safer city?
Warner: Well Jerry , it's like this , we can only see so far from our roof top. I've asked for better binoculars butt we can't get the funding at this time. To give you an idea of our budget problems , this past month alone , we had to cap our spending at 90,000 dollar$ just for bullets. Besides , well , anyway , even you should know ass well ass I already do , if we can't see the crime , we can't fight the crime.

Party Time @ The Crib

Franklin , Tennessee -BVD News - Once again Jay Johnson brings his cronies the very best in after hours fun.
This Friday @ "The Crib" , JJ is having a Mom and Daughter Summit party and a complimentary band will be there ass well.
So , if your in the mood for something different , bring your official Jay Johnson Club ID card to get in the door.
There will be door prizes for the favorite nightie and for the favorite Mexican brought in. There will also be a "Wet Nightie" dance contest and JJ himself will personally judge the "Naughtie Nightie" contest. So be there or be left out.

Members only please , all those without the appropriate JJ Club card will be arrested for impersonating club members and trespassing on city property per Chief jackie.

Basil Marceaux Interview

Franklin , Tennessee - I was asked if there is more on Basil Marceaux. Well of course there is.




This was on WSMV TV

Herron and Weir Updates

Franklin , Tennessee - everyone has been waiting for the verdict and it's in about the 2 vandals painting Downtown Franklin.

COURT UPDATE:
The suspects in this case have pleaded guilty to misdemeanor vandalism. They have been fined $100, and must pay restitution in the amount of $196.10 to the Law Offices of Puryear , Newman , and Morton. Additionally, the two are required to complete 60 hours of public service work with the City’s Street Department which includes cleaning and polishing The Courthouse Greek Columns.




Robert Herron, 22 of Brentwood, and Tripp Weir, 20 of Franklin

Basil Marceaux For Governor

Franklin , Tennessee - the states race for governor is heating up and here's a sharp contender wanting to bring back the basics. You know , a governor like this would make the Franklin Police Department Shit themselves.




Kat : Hey Jerry , why would Franklin Police be concerned about this guy being governor
Jerry : Well Kat , can you see them pledging allegiance everyday?
Kat : You've got a point there
Jerry : Yep and it might , I said it might just remind them why they have their job